We are sitting on a pair with an old mathematician. An old plague living in his distant mathematical world. He is always interested in the origin of all interesting words. So, one day he, apparently hearing the word "pedic" and considering its origin, came to the conclusion that this is a shortcut from the word "pedagogue", and here one day on a couple, somehow it came to teaching methods, he gave us: "We, the pedagogues, each have their own methods."

Difficult to reflect?

Kun -> Lingus : Guy, together we are the strength)

<xxx> How are you?
<yyy> I feel like a wing: no one likes it, but everyone uses it.

The wife brought from the school a document for a lecture at the classroom "One at home", issued by a teacher for educational work.
One of the pearls:

Do not enter the entrance if it is poorly illuminated, and on the staircase is full of sleeping bombs, drunkards and drug addicts, and do not jump out of it striving - you can jump on the encounter with (!) with sharp objects (Oh God, a crowd of sleeping drug addicts in front of me, and a maniac behind me??? With what???For example, the skyscrapers he put forward. Just a maniac. In the summer, weighing with ski sticks in the grain entrance).

Do not sit in the car in the car or cargo (as well as a tractor, excavator, concrete mixer), even if a woman is driving or in the cabin. (I am sitting in a concrete mixer with a female driver.)

Finally the season!

You opened the door and saw strangers. Knock her right away. Did they put their feet? Throw on it a gear or any heavy object that is prepared for these purposes.

So how? Many of you have giraffes or heavy, pre-assembled objects to dive on your feet near the door? If not, then you don’t care about the safety of your children!

Finally one more:

Es Lexter di Mare
We take the word, for example, asshole, and give it the numerical value 279) and what do we associate with asshole 279? for example, three-phase vacuum-diode annihilator-1481) left only to translate this into Latin and make a jumping register - and voila, an unforgettable password is ready)

york
The man is unhappy)))

Olle Sh
There is only a moment...
Between Friday and Monday...
It is he...
It is called "life"... =-)

D(02:45:11 18/10/2009)
I am afraid of a house alone... on the back of the gallop, a flock of frogs slammed.
M(02:45:49 18/10/2009)
A sword to drive out demons.
D(02:46:13 18/10/2009)
hiding behind my back
M(02:46:54 18/10/2009)
The proud warrior appearance
D(02:47:08 18/10/2009)
I’ve left the room. xD

Anatoly Wassermann in the program "Taxi".
The fact is that most of the dishes I cook are only eaten for me.
He finally admitted he was cooking a plutonium borst! 0 - O

And you too, if you go into the transport and see a long-time acquaintance, pretend that you did not notice and specifically look to the other side, because the reluctance to drive all the way and maintain an uncomfortable conversation?

When kissing a woman in the cheek, always be prepared that she will put your lips.

fuz(c)

My wife works as a methodologist. So here, to them came the mother of one of the graduates to understand and from the threshold shouts:
All the prostitutes got their diplomas, but mine didn’t!! to

I am curious how the aunt put the mustard in the condoms... They have such a tradition - the aunt prints, unfolds the handdoon and gives it to him, and he clothes, says 'thank you, mom' and goes fucking? Originally...

Seminar on Philosophy
(A Talk About How to Address a Man)
Prepod: I go today in the electric car and I need to turn to a woman, I say "Lady you go out?" And she answers: "What kind of lady am I for you?! I am a friend"

And nobody wondered why, after all, Sisadmins walk in sweaters? That’s fucking comfortable! Try in a suit, trousers with arrows, and, God put it! in a tie to go under the table to the system, dig into the server room, stretch the screw... Comfortable? No is! And in a sweater and jeans this ppc as convenient - nothing interferes, and complete freedom in movements. He went home, washed, and all the things. The costume is more difficult, you don't wash, especially the cushion.
So don’t hunt here for the fact that Sisadmines walk in sweaters and jeans. This is a Spectre!

"Lenny does not imply doing anything. Laziness is the freedom to do anything."

She talks about life in the West.
by WTF88:
In America, like in any civilized country, it is customary to skip each other on the roads... and conflicts are extremely rare... - at least you would be in shock after Russia
I couldn’t get used to it for a long time... only smiled... – I’ve gotten used to it and perceive it as a must.
You only need to turn the turn... to get out of the parking lot. - Halfway stops to let you out. - the same with pedestrians. - just put your foot on the road. - all the cars become like dug up. - I don't want to go. - Those who have been in normal Europe... know what I'm talking about. - in the middle and small America is the same.
Come and live – then you will discuss.
The PS. - I once had gasoline out on the road. - A police officer passing by helped to push off the car. - Then he came to the gas station. - and brought me a canister and helped to pour it! “When I offered him the money (well, just for the gasoline... – they never take it) – he smiled... and said that it was an insurance case. - that I call the insurance... and attach them a check... with his paper... - and they compensate me for a can of gasoline.
How many times has the police taken a drunk home? You really get out of the restaurant, for example... in the mind... – they’re you – “Sir... you don’t sit behind the wheel in such a state, Sir!” - And quite often they can take you home (if not very far... otherwise they will call a taxi).. and the pennies will not take you! Their job is to help people!

Help me, fellow gamers and those who know what Dandy is. Help me recognize the old game. Something like Chip and Dale, in a sense, the heroes are like some hamsters. The military story. Played together. View from behind from above. The first mission begins with a parachute landing from a helicopter. They shoot and throw grenades. I want to find. Tell me the name.
Z is. Plush for the cat, the shredder and the saint admin.

Braza: friends from Spain arrived recently... in the morning with a sick head went to the local store
and Braza:
1 to 2 Euro water
and Braza:
1 to 2 euro wine
and Braza:
I ate it again.)

Service Questions Answers:

"Please help me translate "I love you""

The answer:
You, Emma, don’t have a lemon!