Medvedev’s work experience clearly shows us how excessive enthusiasm for social media leads to dismissal.

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With regard to passwords and signs, a computer miracle happened in my eyes.
Not so funny, but... wonderful.

My wife is pregnant with a second child. In principle, one adult child she already had, her career went to the mountain, and the age is not youthful.
Eventually, she decided to interrupt her pregnancy. I went to the doctor after work.

And our administrator in the office after some time forcibly changed all the passwords for logging into computers. Usually he changed them himself in the evening, using a random password generator (well, that is, the program randomly picked a combination of letters and numbers, and he then selected more or less memorable and distributed to employees), and in the morning you found a piece of paper under the keyboard with a new password.

So, on the day my colleague was going to have an abortion, under the keyboard she found her new computer password: "PLZMOMNO", which is only decoded as Please Mom No (Please Mom No).

Such a sign only the blind will not notice. She called and canceled the doctor’s appointment.

Her baby is probably 5 years old now.

I don’t want to be rude, but I would fuck you.
I don’t want to look crazy, but I agree.

xxx: I will buy a universal chip for homephones

YYY: Is there such a thing? If I buy it too!! to

Zzzz: I thought it came in!:D

Rubi Roid > wife said that the flash flash stopped working and she threw it out - this is how the piss came to my bluetooth adapter

Is it possible and necessary to sleep with friends without fucking?
YYY: I can
YYY: But what kind of friends are these then? O_O

A friend of Peter wrote...

thn 15:22
Well, and how about myself? I came to the philharmonic yesterday, and the dress from the back in the pants was charged.

<+d_e_n> do you think you bought a new product?? to
<+knock> I'm looking at your translator
<+d_e_n> nup
<+d_e_n> hocesh kinu deneg
< + look at> why do I need money?
<+d_e_n> a suka poneal vseotaki

The toughest students live in Kyrgyzstan.
News on the tape "In the Kyrgyz village, schoolchildren took mobile phones from police officers"!!! to

XXX is fun. Yesterday, on the local women’s forums, I heard that the glue mask for the face is wiped raw beets with vegetable oil.
YYY: And what?
XXX: Looks like confident blondes are now sitting at home with red roses :)

“When you’re young and watch TV, you think that the television companies have conspired and want to make people stupid. But then you grow up and come to understand: people want it themselves. This is a much more frightening thought. Conspiracy is not scary. You can shoot the bastards, start the revolution! But there is no conspiracy, television companies just meet demand"
c) Steve Jobs

Drop coffee on paper is bad.
XXX: Especially if the document is opened on the iPad :(

The boss specifically hired a terrible secretary. Whatever it is, neither work nor her...

Life is fun, shit. At the age of 14, he told everyone that he wasn't a virgin - everyone laughed and didn't believe. Now I say the opposite, that the virgin, and anyway, joke, laugh and don’t believe it.

Try to tell this to different people.

In the Chelyabinsk region launched a case on a student who stole a tram and slammed passengers

I am not surprised.)

XXX: Be Healthy
Yyy: I coughed, not sneezed
So it hurts, shit.

because of the groves of the Sakura, because of the Mount Fuji,
He showed a man a tool for rubbing bamboo.
Not everyone knew what the object was attached to. ​ ​

XXX is
What will you do?
YYY
Paper work
XXX is
Do you paint?
XXX is
Or the origami?

I split up with a girl, so the cat knows how it was! Sadly walked the pepper, even lost a little! Even talking to him started, said, also missed, yes..There were already thoughts that in vain broke up, until it came to what it was about - just now during the cooking nobody plunges the dishes on the floor. Tested by Vuelta! Happy pet, his mother

I work in a computer shop. The buyer comes:
XXX is Hi. Are you interested in something?
YYY: Tell me, do you have Russified cartridges for the printer?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
Yyy: Just I was sold a cartridge in a neighboring store, and he printed hieroglyphs instead of Russian letters.