XXX is gifted! What do you do?
The sculptures are inappropriate.
Xxx :?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

I write in the smartphone "And you good luck", it corrects "And you kill". Smartphones also have Mondays.

By the will of fate I work on diametrically different jobs. I work as a carpenter for myself, work every morning and get paid well, spending 30 minutes a day. For money, I have a good leadership position. I have a small business. I have two red diplomas. There are two good cars. I do not burn anywhere.
Why do I need it? I like to troll people who think that working as a courtyard is shameful: when I finish the morning cleaning, I sit behind the wheel and leave. On the faces of passers who do not know me, there is a slight confusion.

11: To freely argue about variable current you need to know the tower (integrals, the decomposition of functions into a series and other brainstorming pieces).
22: "To freely argue about variable current" a listener is needed, and better a switch %)
Did you go to Ivanych in a visit?

XXX: Who will be at the meeting?
YYY: I am in question
ZZZ: jump, break your head, there the mushroom will come out.
Have him

Is there a phrase/word in Russian that sounds shocking to foreigners? Well, apart from "philfax"?

The wife said that it seems to her that the song "I'll go to live in London" is sung by Gary Harlamov.
All of. Now I don’t hear Leps in this song, only Gary.

The moment when it is quite clear that the heroes-cosmonauts in the open space can not be saved - oxygen at zero, meteorite rain will soon begin... the voice of the viewer: "...and now the debris of the Russian station will come and save everyone!"

I read from a girl on the wall: “In each of us there is an angel and a devil. You become the one you feed the most". Yale refrained from not signing: "Troll?".

XXX: Do you watch TV at all?
YYY: Only in the morning before work.
XXX: What kind of broadcast?
and the clock.
Xxx :?? to
yyy: well in the corner of the screen against the background of moving pictures

Reviews of the keyboard on the site of a large computer manasin:

xxx: today came to the store for this key. found. we open the box, and there instead of black glossy white matte.In addition, the colour on the box is indicated black.they at least check which goods they bring?

YYY: It is not white on it, it is just a protective film

xxx: ah)no one comforts - some of the staff are the same bear as me

From a review of the Chinese car from the automotive forum:
And the water from the front glass got into this barrel flowed over it and went straight into the filter, and from it to the salon.Because of this, the glass was constantly sweaty.Elimined the problem by covering the filter with a box from the width (China will help China).The flow has disappeared, the glass will no longer sweat..."

Commentary :
The author is good, on spare parts does not save - "original" put:) I think "analogues" such as Bigbon or Rolton would not pass for a long time:)

Here are different inscriptions about Victor Tsoy on the walls seen, such as "Tsoy-live", "Tsoy-dead", but, fucking, only we have written at the stop:Tsoy-Eye!

Go to work again!
and burn! = = )
Imagine you are repairing the house, sticking wallpapers in the room. The customer comes in, and says: "You need to urgently move the toilet from the bathroom to the middle of the kitchen! I also chilled! I have to". Well okay, you drag into the middle of the kitchen, add water to fill the barrel. And here is the customer: "o! Go to Eat! wallpaper then, and shakes let the laminate be glued to the flow in the room, and then the tiled window on the balcony is glazed, and pocher that the slive is not undermined (the customer says: as long as the stack is temporarily placed, we will take it out with our hands, and then we finish it), and pocher that the stand is not yet closed and from the upper floors everything is broken...presented, right? Here we have a happy with the same site conitor for six months! Let me lie!! to

of Habrabrabr. The article "Hacker on the screen"

xxx: 19 October 2013 at 16:28 # (citation)Unfortunately, this has nothing to do with reality.
All the rest is real?

yyy: 19 October 2013 at 16:52 #
And the work of the water piper is not as exciting as it is shown in German films.

By the example of quotes went to enhance sexual education. I started reading about mines on Wikipedia. It turns out to me my whole life did not pass as I thought, and I was engaged in irrumation, as a rule. At the age of forty, my eyes opened. This is like a third-class child who confuses menstruation with contraception. Shame now. I am afraid to continue reading.

When the last tree is cut down, when the last river is poisoned, when the last bird is caught, only then will you realize that money cannot be eaten.

BBB: And you in the midst of this apocalypse would just eat...

A gorgeous stamp was now allowed by one girl, telling about how she was harassed in the cafe by a guy she didn’t like )) "On this even the flow from my side didn’t go" she wrote instead of "speaking" ))))))))))

What do you know about urolithiasis?
Because you sweat.

I'm such a puppy, I'm contextual advertising recipes for cakes and dresses, and you're here with your sexual enlightenment about the right mines... I'm going to mess up the history of searches to the hell!