My 6 year old daughter said, “Dad! “Are you a Superman?”
I said “Of course!”
After all, any dad should be a superman for his daughter, but for every case I’m interested:
“Why did you decide that?”
She said, “That’s the smell of soup.”

28 years, it's time to step down and order a prostitute at home :(

I doubt this:
A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

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The goose is a child. A mature insect that can have children is butterflies.
So you may have brought the disobedient child back home from the hustle trip. Then I turned back to the blade again.

discussing how four group members have already made tattoos in a month
XXX is
Now Polina Fedoriev has a tattoo.
YYYY
Plus one
XXX is
I think we’re going to have the worst group.
Besides that, she is the most sounding and listening rock. I am the only one (I am the only one)
YYYY
Definitely
XXX is
to bleed! I understood! We are the same band with blackjack and prostitutes!:D

kav: we corporate policy provides for the correct replacement of the word "delay" with tolerant "historically so has been"

From Habr.
Genius schoolchildren evolve in front of their eyes.

Denis Popov takes the existing software, makes it his own foul and pairs it to journalists.
Alexei Babushkin just makes a foul and pairs it to journalists.
Well, and Rufat Mamdley pairs journalists with a foul that he doesn’t even have.

I invented a drone gift.
Skr: We will come on his day and congratulate him on Twitter all night.
SK: We will not pay attention to him.
Skr: Type of Hipster

If you can afford to eat a spoonful of caviar every day, you are an oligarch... or a simple guard on a fishing kit in the Far East.

Dear "hosts" of this website! What a shit to put more quotes here! On four pages, the same quotation was repeated more than five times!
Hate to do that!?!0 0 O
Not honestly angry...

They lived long and happy, and I don’t know what.
Bakutkin

Once the parents had to leave a nine-year-old son with his grandmother for a couple of weeks. Mom called every day, grandmother that everything was okay, said, the child eats well, clothes warm, goes to school.
“We play,” said the grandmother, “with him a lot.
What are you playing?
to the school. He is like a teacher, and I, as a student, am sitting behind the bar.
And only at the end of the second week grandmother finally realized that, playing with her beloved Woocka to school, she was properly performing all his homework.

People are strange creatures: they do abominations to each other, and they ask forgiveness from God.

With this:
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XXX: I was in the hospital.
XXX: Injury injury department. People with injury to one or both hands. Yesterday I brought an orange. We held a competition who will be the most creative and quality way to divide it.
XXX: When they brought them today, they were rotting.
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It’s everywhere and people always have fun.
19 years ago I was in the same room twice. There were no laptops and cell phones yet. And what can you do in the hospital temporarily one-handed apart from reading and sleeping? Right: play a domino on the push. What we have successfully done. They trained, so to speak, the fine motor skills of the hands - tried to hold up to 9-10 dominoes in one hand.

I work with a friend in a big bank call center.
After work, her boyfriend meets us. We went home for 15 minutes in silence.
Q: What about you? What are they silent?
I am tired...
Are you tired of talking on the phone??? Girls, I can’t recognize you.

About the Olympic Fire:

What, the slaves of the fuckel could not add a simple element in a half-meter rod?? to
Then b and hemorrhoids with extinguishment and flames of fire with a lighter. It could be ignited. Type of :
Don’t let it go, it seemed to everyone!

Or even get into the car.)

I went out with my three friends for mushrooms. They picked up all sorts of things, and decided on the nature of potatoes to burn with mushrooms and onions. Sitting to Haven.
I: One consolation: if we die, we are all together.
OK, I have a strong stomach.
Correz2 (looking at the sky): Do you know how many there are such strongholds?? to

It has become glamorous now.)

I moved from the seedlings :D

XXX: I cast the Soviet Iron Bowl in my hands
XXX: On the bottom is the OTC stamp
xxx: I know why this is the picture of the past - in front of the conveyor is sitting a rough aunt-controller, and from scale fucking the circles with the print.
xxx: if the circle is not broken - the control is passed

A caterpillar on the road. I like to turn them out, then they slip to the other side. So I turned it, and then a girl I knew said:
Maybe she’s going to get her kids (unfortunately).
I first laughed, and then, walking 100 meters, I remembered that today is Mother’s Day.
I had to go back to get her back in the right direction!

Discuss the interception of messages in iMessage:
xxx: and who needs your "Hello", "how do things?" and serious people who have something to hide from the government do not communicate through iMessage
YYY: And what do they communicate through?
zzz: Skype, lol
XXX: Through the pigeon
AAA: through 2 cups and a thread