Mithya (13.08.21):
There will be no winter, or Medvedev will fall asleep! and ROFL

From the news:
In the past year, 404 people were missing.

Dressed like a short dress with socks for work. I run through the office of all kinds of papers I sign and suddenly I notice that all this time a colleague (male) is watching me. Well I decided to ask, "What do you look at, have you never seen short shirts?". He stood down on a chair and so thoughtfully said, “And you’re running your legs!”
Isn’t he a fool?! to

Daddy burned) looks at mean, guoorite - you are painted again, you look like a prostitute...
I – no, it doesn’t look like it!
I think I know better about the prostitutes.

A: Hi, I am 23, I look good, I love to obey, do cunnilingus, dress in female underwear,
I want to be your sex slave, I will fulfill all your wishes, from golden rain to bdsm, you can check me by webcam,
Please write, you will not regret!! to
B: Can you come and quietly wash the floor and windows in your clothes and then leave?
A. Will you let me polish your cheek for that?
I don’t have a cat, sorry. I can get a cat from my friend.
Will you lick the cat? He has the truth.

Judas
The sad story of two girls
Judas
One loved the other, and the other loved her brother.
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I sit crying...
by Wierdo_Elis
Oh my God, wow
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A man raped a dog.
by Wierdo_Elis
x_x
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When my father found out, he died of a heart attack.
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But her mother could not live without him and hanged herself...and hanged her dog.
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The boy thought it was the first girl in revenge to hang her dog and mother.
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And burned the house of the first girl.
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The second girl walked into the house to save the first and pushed her out and burned herself.
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In short, brother and girl were lesbians... and spit on everyone... and went to the states to live... it turned out that they loved each other from the very beginning and everything was planned...
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tk. Everyone else was against their union.
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And the dog too.
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...and in general, I sit and do nothing to invent a shit
I don’t know where the helicopter is going to blow up.

Lady Integrro: A friend told me this story.
She lives in Siberia. And once to them came a rare guest for the taiji - a Negro.
In honor of this case, they decided to go to the forest for a picnic with a nightlife.
In the morning, it turned out that the child of Africa was not "prejudiced" by mosquitoes and everything was tempted. When asked why, he replied, “Yes, I didn’t know your mosquitoes could see me at night.”

LaraKrofft
What was so rotting to me in the aske friend with Oren wrote that I saw a fool on the broken Oke, to which a concrete mixer is wrapped on top, more than that Oka itself and with what she overtook it)))

We sit drinking tea with my mom in the kitchen, she tells me that today my parents called, Sergey (my mom's brother) was going to buy a new car. Literally: "What kind of a new car, if he was on a written, killed Oke managed to pull a concrete blender from construction home???!!! He will turn a new car in a week!!and "

My hysteria is just over!! to

Remedy
You are fucking ? ?

XXX: The boss has struck...I don’t want to understand what...
WOW: And you do as I did - when the boss wanted me not to understand something - I did not understand what)

I want to see the car park!! to

After passing the philosophy exam in ASP:
"I haven’t thought so much for a long time..."

It’s hard for the programmer.

He came to his friend, he is studying for a programmer. He talked on the phone and handmarked me to go into his room. Naturally there is a mess: painted leaves, tea, which falls into precipitation on the third day, what kind of microchip, etc. But most of the books - C, C++, C#, Assembler for specialists, Mandriva Linux, DirectX and... - were M. Weller's book "All About Life". In the last book there was a booklet, and I wanted to know what he was reading there. I open the page, where was the bookmark, and there - "Chapter 6.

O_O

We have at the universe (the universe is 50 years old and in honor of this...) a children's drawing competition. Children are painting as they work. So, the son of a computer science teacher (under 27 years old) drew a screenshot from the counter by hand.)

Yellow (19:56:13 15/10/2009)
Do you miss me, shit?

Previously, on the fencing were written x*y, and now "ya barracks, run and knock"

The year 1999.
I bought my son a computer. Sitting at home at the computer. The street teaches bad things.

The year 2009.
What a shit he bought that piece of iron. It is already green. My son would better go for a walk.

2019 year.
I tried to cut the wires. How he does not sleep.

The year 2029.
I want to repress my grandchildren. He is still a virgin.

The year 2039.
Began the shit. He calls himself a veteran. He tells about what a hundred-thousand level and that he is honored and respected. How can you be respected if you left home the last time in 1999.( by

The year 2049.
He was happy and said he was married. Well, we don’t think we’ll see grandchildren anyway.)Well, show your little boy, tell me where you met?! to
and disgrace. Married in a game on some horned elephant. His name is Wolf. > and <

The year 2059.
I bought a time machine on the black market. Back in 1999. I bought a shirt. My husband’s socks.

by Jam. © by

A bitter experience is when you go to the toilet first looking for toilet paper.

I sit playing compass in street races (cars are beating and they are very expensive to restore) well after the finish I slowed down, and the opponent is flying right into my car, well I feel pain for my favorite machine:
Not just in me!!! to
The woman from the bed thoughtfully:
You seem to be becoming a woman.

A couple of culturology, the teacher tells about ancient Egypt. It touched the topic of the book of the dead: it was placed in the tomb in order to help the deceased to overcome the dangers of the outer world.
Here a friend next door issues: "readings, codes, faqs, secrets and passage....!" :D

Medortophobia: Fear of an erect penis
Stormyyy: I will put it in the summary :D
xxxxxx :D