Like life-experienced stalkers in the desert, they look at the tracks of passing travellers. When asked where to drink, they discussed for a long time whether you need water and always came to the conclusion that no, your brother water is useless. There are many reasons why it is better to live without water. And none of them will show which side of the well is. The IT Forum.

[03:23:07] <ghozefina> How much is the sum of angles in a rectangle?
[03:24:10] <ghozefina> Four-angle*
[03:24:23] <(=ShIzoIDuS=)> 360 degrees
[03:25:22] <ghozefina> Are you sure?360 is not a circle?
[03:25:58] <(=ShIzoIDuS=)> the sum of angles in the 4th angle is 360 degrees, there are no angles in the circle

A 3,5-year-old son plays a computer game "Treasures of Montesuma". The grandmother asks him: "You asked the kids in the kindergarten, someone in the computer is playing with them?" I say: "There half the children do not talk at all, who is there to ask?"))

He does not have a girl, even his fist turns away from him.
WOW: and snorting

KaCT: 2nd comment on the topic "driving sleep"
KaCT: "You can still argue with yourself, argue, let the fucking move for the boldness!"

I went to work in a new office. Well, as it goes, brought his cup, a tablespoon and coffee picked up.And on the coffee dropped on the half-tanner, his coffee stands on the table in the corner of it is not visible.I noticed that the last three days everyone drinks not coffee, but terrible quality and suspicious composition of green tea.
Now I pour boiling water, I pour sugar, I get enough coffee, I start to mix in complete silence (even the radio is silent).I turn around the whole office watching me with such big animated eyes, in the eyes of everyone the question is silent: You are drinking coffee? Yes, please take me whoever wants.
The accountant takes the bank and begins to hysterically roast!
Name of Coffee: Egoist
I don’t think it’s going to be a lot about me in the collective.)

(2011-10-19 23:26:36) xxx: and I am resting at work
(2011-10-19 23:26:50) xxx: beer here I drink
(2011-10-19 23:26:52) yyy: and I work at home
(2011-10-19 23:26:55) xxx: ahahahaha
(2011-10-19 23:27:07) yyy: if we meet, we will annihilate

As a child, it seems that life is a whole strawberry. As you grow up, you begin to realize that in the raspberry it was cracked...

What is the name of "Anime Plus"?
WOW: What is it for you?
I found out at work that this is: a bubble broth, a private psychiatric clinic!! to
UUU: and Sevastopol is a fun city, yes =))

We go out with the owner of the house after drinking out of the apartment, and in front of the door is painted some hernia with a black marker. A friend so outraged "that what a fool could do this... and all, remembered."

neo_O: Today I went to the office. on the floor is a microwave box and it is written with a pencil "Turn out?" and the signature "Cleaner"
Immediately came the thought to post below "Everything in this chat!" ^_^

xxx: how I had to sneeze, fucking allergy
yyy: they say that when sneezing a person gets a microorganism))
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I tell the users at work that, in fact, the computer is not powered by the electrical grid, but by a small nuclear battery on the motherboard, and in the electrical grid it throws the residual voltage that it can not consume.
Some believe...

mdiym42: a comment for yourself
mdiym42: make sure that the cat is not sleeping in the drum set before playing

Daphne 22:50
Mom lover of orange, brother of tomato, I apple (3 front)
I love acidic, only I ate lemons in school (cut lemons)
I have a spoiled taste.

Thaly 22:52
Lemon is a matter. You will feel the influenza approaching, you will buy a lemon, you will wrap it in the sleeves - and you will chew it straight on the street with the skin)) you would see the faces of the passers)))! to

I was here in the military trade, washed with multi-caliber folded knives for soldiers of 20 rails, threads and other shells)) rubber oak and haishny rod can be bought easily, but the shaped shirt of the FSB only on xive!!!))) Shirt - a terrible weapon I will report to you))

The Megaphone)

Service of the UN

It will allow you to hide your own number when calling on another mobile phone

Service of SUPER

Allows you to identify the number of the caller, even if it has AntiAON enabled

They need to do NivrotibaccoAON - you see everything and whisper on everything, see the subscriber's number even if he didn't call...

From a forum:
My friend had a MSc programmer... with an experience))
during sex could calmly get up..go to write some proga, go back, stretch your legs and start from the moment when you joined the comp))

Friends are those who are sitting at your house and already eating something, and you haven’t had time to get rid of your clothes.

She: I’m small, bad... But so good! 😉
Are you a Yorkshire Terrier?