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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104364
 20.10.2014
Boys boxers do not learn in honey. For one simple reason, 1000 beats in the head are very harmful to the mind and memory. Without memory, neither anatomy nor Latin can be learned. Therefore, above 1 course will not pass. In honey learn fighters, karatists-tequondists, and of course, chess players)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104363
 20.10.2014
Attempts to prove the stupidity of some nonsense are nonsense in themselves.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104362
 20.10.2014
I was going to buy a blender for lunch, we are sold down there, and there some French women tried to explain to the seller what they needed. One says: "The flash without animals withaut beээ, mээээ, ko-ko))) And the seller says, we have everything with emals)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104361
 20.10.2014
- Insurance company "Protected walk!", hello! What can I help you?
How is it?! Who is the one who is protected? Are you stubborn there?
–...
Insurance Company "Protection-Finding"Hello...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104360
 20.10.2014
I work as an administrator, there was a task of carrying out in the institution wifi.
Called the electrician to make the sockets on the walls at the ceiling.
So this miracle brought 220 from the lighting of the corridor, that is, in the evening, when the light in the corridor burns - the wifi point works:)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №104359
 20.10.2014
by Nakipelo.
Near the house is diagonally parked Toyota Tundra (almost 6 meters pickup).With our internal narrow roads do not drive at all.Sometimes I really want to look in the eyes of this person and ask:
"Is he so small for you?and "

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104358
 20.10.2014
I do not drink anything stronger than kefir and sauce.
YYY : Swass?
Zzz: This is German quas. With quastic.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №104357
 20.10.2014
A colleague turns my little Nokia in his hands.
A hole in his head, is it normal?
Yes, the ears are in there.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104356
 20.10.2014
and freezing. The Hunger.
I go to work today. The palaces throw sand on the sidewalk. The pigeons are flying and they are clinging to him.
- This is a new technology: instead of sand they throw bread crumbs, and thankful birds in response break the ice with cloves =)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104355
 20.10.2014
Before I was in the army, I thought I was a sova.
But the sergeant's p*dulls radically changed my worldview)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №104354
 20.10.2014
Where we are looking for programmers:

bydlokoder: I understand that my nick is a little confusing :) but what level of knowledge is required?)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №104353
 20.10.2014
The one who works for an idea at the start of his career very quickly creates a foundation that allows him to earn normal money (maybe not millions, but hundreds of thousands - quite).
= = = = = = = = =
In the beginning, this man is taught in school, and is fed by his parents. He then went to school and was fed by his parents. Then he works for the idea and creates the foundation, and he is fed by his parents. And by the time that the same one begins to earn hundreds of thousands - the parents die, not able to withstand this torture.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №104352
 20.10.2014
XX: I think running barefoot on the ruberoid is harmful.
YYY: As a person who chewed the godron as a child, I can assure you that you are exaggerating.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104351
 20.10.2014
here here :
Long time not been here... very much... but to what resource went all the convicted?
Give a reference. Only in secret, so that they don’t get caught up.)))) Some hints that are not understood by the current inhabitants))
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The friend!! to
You will find – hint!! I’ve been trying to figure it out for a year. = = (
Odmin, cat, shredder

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №104350
 20.10.2014
> the ears will not be pulled

Fuck, I somehow accidentally stumbled upon a post from a women’s forum, in which it was with this phrase that the girl expressed her attitude to the mine.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №104349
 20.10.2014
I will tell you more, such pigs are usually the most useless, lazy and scandalous workers, for because of their impenetrable stupidity, they consider their labor simply invaluable and therefore work extremely little, and someone else is not worthy of attention. They never earn a lot and are the first to get reduced.
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Three times ha. I am a round excellence at school, a senior at the university, a leading employee in the department. I work on three jobs, in the sum of 60-70 hours a week, I earn very decent. Yes, I am a pig. I even studied well in school not just so, but in adulthood to be able to afford a housewife.
All people are different. I’d rather be working 24/7 than washing my hands. And most women, on the contrary, only dream of sitting at home, not working and bringing "comfort") to everyone their own. But to make a comparison between a pig and working capacity is nonsense. I know incredibly cool programmers with a terrible mess on the desk and at home, and at the same time I know incredibly cool programmers with the perfect order in both work and life. And I know worthless workers with the same perfect order. It is full random.
P.S You would still send Perelman under the reduction, he has the jacket roasted and the roof unwashed, ah.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №104348
 20.10.2014
A comment to the video, in which the stubborn Kiso wants to catch up with the Coke:
Here is the operator fool.Virgo works in metallurgy as a supplier and her casting plant urgently needs coke, otherwise the domain furnaces can stop.It looks like her sausage, because she is very worried that she cannot get coke for her native steel enterprise.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №104347
 20.10.2014
A signature from the beloved sorceress Ari: “Now we are the ones we were scared of when we were children.”
BBB: Then I’m a shit.)
Aaa to M?
BBB: They scared me.
bbb: "You will not be taught - you will grow up a shit".
AAA: I want to
AAA: Well, given that you’re so modern...
BBB: It is true. O_O

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №104346
 20.10.2014
The Anime Forum
Darkkeyleb: I want to read something evil and cruel.
Kiyalof: Read the Criminal Code. :D

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №104345
 20.10.2014
Create from scratch at least one company - after that you will crack on the subject of parents.
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My dear, and those who you had key specialists - they also worked with you for the idea, then left and founded their own companies? Or are they just fools and losers? Think with your head and understand – if ALL would create their own companies, they would be one-man companies. Thus e. Small single craftsmen with no profits. In a country with an average salary of 30 thousand to get 100 is not the norm. Not everyone can do so. Someone has luck, someone has talent. Put a lot of effort, but if you do not have a singing talent, all the efforts will only lead to the choir on the third row. Are you bad? No, an ordinary man. Those who get the average salary in the region are not loose, not lazy. They are ordinary people. And you, baby, don’t rot your fingers so much, or they’ll break. Better go to the key employees to mitigate, or they will run away.

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