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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №11399
 20.10.2008
Nicholas4 (11:24 AM) :
That way! We have a man sitting in the neighboring cabinets and for weeks 3 each, a day coughing! So yesterday came a crazy programmer, such a closet on his legs... This journey he was crazy all the time! Sitting, sitting... then like a whisper: "Fuck! Again you cough - fuck up to the woman's voice!!and "
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
No signs of life from that office.
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
I am scared
Nicholas4 (11:25 AM) :
I even pulled the bowls...

[ + 60 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11398
 20.10.2008
"iPhone 3G Supply Kit:..., SIM card extraction tool"
The Innocent?? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11397
 20.10.2008
Fuck, I just learned that Saturday was Thursday, before that I lived on Friday.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №11396
 20.10.2008
This is not a shit, it is a shit!! Eating all day and not breaking!! I thought at first and where did it all go? Then I looked under the couch and knew where it was. Issue ?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11395
 20.10.2008
Conversation with a group:
The A4 was presented to Audi.
Does Daisy have a boyfriend?
and yes.
The hell...
Do you have breasts?
Yes Yes
by Cheyert!


[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №11394
 20.10.2008
What kind of soap do you have?? to
Sounds like :D
and clothes

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №11393
 20.10.2008
He came to the Royal Military Command for soap:

Hi to! I have a patient! He considers himself a panda and probably thinks he is due to a postponement in this regard. Please take him. He already bored us.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №11392
 20.10.2008
Publishing "Mandarin" of Harkov Street, Saratovskaya 51. of Ukraine. If you have already decided to print in your diaries quotes from Bash, then try if copywriters rebel!!!!!!! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11391
 20.10.2008
Grettir
by GM. How are you at work?
squirl
Interview tomorrow
Grettir
WOW WOW where?
Grettir
What conditions are you going to set them, have you already thought?
squirl
Every morning a fresh virgin, every evening a bowl of Elia.
squirl
Every Friday: 100,000 Crowns
Grettir
Have you explained how to get there?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11390
 20.10.2008
She: I need to do one thing, but I am lazy.
He said: (with hope in the voice) will pass?
She: Two things...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №11389
 20.10.2008
Speaking of superstitions:
I go to work, dress up, hang a jacket. All the hooks fly from the hangar and the hangar itself falls. I’m at the servers: they pinch. Attack is okay too.

After 15 minutes, the central server of a large provider dies.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11388
 20.10.2008
whit$
You are working!! I just woke up.)
Roman is
You woke up with this message.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №11387
 20.10.2008
The guy wants to remove something messy to put out a type of routine and make money. Here he asked me what to remove... I joked to him about the passages... now he has a simple 15 minutes in the ass... I don’t even know what to think.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №11386
 20.10.2008
Closer to old age, the manifestation of one’s own laziness is called wisdom.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №11385
 20.10.2008
A little about female intuition.

On Saturday, when the whole progressive public celebrated another

The anniversary of the foundation of the city-hero of Moscow

To help his brother build a family nest. My wife visited

At home, I had nothing to do anyway.

The construction work was unfinished, so even my father came.

A thousand and a half kilometers. The tractor rolled cotton, we cut and

Wear the armor. Decided to eat lunch, and at the same time to celebrate.

to meet. Just a call – a call. Wife: "What are you doing?" I say, mole

I came to help, and now we have lunch with my brother and father. "Do you drink?"

I answer. I didn’t believe it, okay. Divided by second. The call again. brother

He tells my father, his mother calls. Father: "Here, I decided to eat...

No... Seriously... Well no!" We talked, in general. No more intuition.

We spread the third.

The call again. Brother: "Yes, Zaya..." It’s already interesting. I begin to listen:

"Lunch... No... Of course, right away home"

and bingo! As they say, curtains. They chewed the sausage and went to work.

and further.

Is it possible to understand the nature of women or not? No is

speaking, from different cities, with an interval of 2-3 minutes...

Por in shock!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №11384
 20.10.2008
I went to the ATM and he asked me for 20 before Monday.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11383
 20.10.2008
A very funny quote, it is not when you laugh you can't get on the plush, but, reading it in the "Best Abyss" - you climb in the "Abyss", you break everything there and find it to put "+"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11382
 20.10.2008
- News on mail.ru: "Russian automotive industry asks for help from the state".
They need to ask forgiveness, not help.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11381
 20.10.2008
Kotobuki: Interesting, and to the Jedi death comes with the usual shell, or with the light?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №11380
 20.10.2008
My friend Statue:
Remind me, please, that at 21.30 I have to remove the pellets from the plate.

xxx (23:45:01 14/10/2008)
Emm... guy.. if you are still alive then soak the pot with soda for a day.)

yyy (23:45:16 14/10/2008)
fucking

yyy (23:45:19 14/10/2008)
thank you!! to

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