Roman (23:47:46 19/10/2010)
The writer. Two days ago, from the balcony, I saw a man coming on a murdered penny, knocking and knocking on the door - the door is not closed. And then he with the words, "Job your mother!"" as the door knocked and she closed, but at the same time opened the trunk, which he also knocked for 5 minutes, until he broke the antenna... And here out of the man broke out all the greatness and power of the Russian language. And it broke out loud and "multi-storey". Tradu he gave out for 10 minutes, so that the glass shakes throughout the courtyard. And now the most fun: today from Lenka (from the first floor) learned that her dog (a type of mops), after this incident, the second day shakes, sleeps badly from everything shakes and has a regular chair every half an hour.

Riddle: My 2-year-old son is very overwhelmed with baby toys... playing in the country in the ground... I look, a painful toy is suspicious. I look like nearby. He is having fun with the dog’s skull.

I went back to the apartment, no one’s home. Open the cranes on the pipes (so that hot and cold water was). In an hour I go to the toilet and feel that the carpet on the floor is wet - again the crane on the pipe flows a little. Hanged the carpet to dry, washed the floor - all smooth.
After 5 minutes:
With the girl a month like in a quarrel, so decided to "tune out". After some manipulations at the monitor with the porn site ran to the toilet to bring the early preparations to a logical completion. But half that melt is not high yet!! to
The conclusion: The parents who returned soon found me naked without consciousness, with my pants down and the “essence of life” flowing from the causal place.
If it wasn’t a postponement from the military committee in connection with a brainwashing, I would probably hang myself, so as not to feel like a fool from the American youth comedy.

...and then we will go with concerts in the world tour, earn a bunch of days, buy the coolest touring motorcycles and go on the world tour...
Which is going around ?

What is "net"? There is no such word!
Okay, we go on.

Yes, there will be no extreme colds, just a normal Russian winter will come to Europe.

The heating in the houses has not yet been turned on, but in the courtyard for a month do not bring the sprinkled trees.
XXX: They are insinuating

Near the clinic stops a strange stranger, driving an uncertain age aunt with a drunken face, a short haircut, without leaving the car gets a small bowl, fit in the hand, confidently splashes on the hair from all sides (lak?On the neck (deodorant) And in the mouth! It’s worth three in one :D

Are you still training?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Form must beined
XXX: What kind of sport?
yyy: traditional: fitness, yoga, and pilates.
yyy: no fanaticism 63 times a week
Yyy: Three in the meaning

There is one farmer in our brave village of Brinkovsk, a man who was rich in seeds, well, in the sense of growing. And the man must be said to be a very worker-peasant kind. And here with a friend of his combiiner, right from the seed mill went to buy Lexus in the salon, come with a clay bag of cash, to them immediately the guard, managers, "Go to the ch...y from here the colchon," who silently opens the bag with a bubble, managers without any transition "Sorry gentlemen, did not know, you want coffee?"

Even from good deeds, many trick to take advantage.

My friend Sergei told me.
Sergey is an exemplary family man, and his younger brother Andrei is still a walking man.
And here they go somehow on Andrey's "four": Andrey is driving, his wife is next to him, Sergey is behind. Andrei stopped buying cigarettes. At this time, his wife climbs into a mess and suddenly finds a package of condoms there.
Her face takes an expression: “Well, wait!The packaging is returned to place. Sergey sees this, he understands that his brother is about to have a ridiculous scandal, but what to do? Andrei sits behind the wheel, touches, Serega in the rear-view mirror all kinds of semaforites to him. And finally Andrew arrives.
10 seconds of deep reflection - pulls out the suction. Naturally, the car is shaking, swallowing. Andrei grumbled dissatisfied: “Well, again, and as much as you can...” goes out, opens the hood, runs there and cries to his wife:
“Galia, there in the barracks of the Gondons – take away one!” The wife gives, receives.
Andryuka breaks the packaging, unfolds, clamps on something in the engine and clamps. When he sits behind the wheel, he drives the sink. The car starts normally. The wife is satisfied. Andrei in the mirror blinking Sergey.

I wonder why all children’s clinics hang posters.
The ibolite? He is a veterinarian!

Enigma: I make a sandwich, the butter falls out of hand and quickly approaches the floor, naturally, with oil down. I catch a boutique for the flight and blow out of relief, like gas, the oil is cut off from the button and crushed to the floor. Today the world is clearly against me!! to

This course talks about throwing knives and other types of cold weapons as one of the applied sections of martial arts. Agree, because it is so pleasant sometimes to hit someone of your acquaintances with an impressive throw!

Give in good hands the cat "NoName".
The set is standard - four legs, tubal tail, huge ears, curious eyes, wet nose.
The outer body is gray-white, there are no parasites and scratches on the surface.
Made three months ago.
Features: falls rarely, performance is good, learning is at a high level. Installed games "club", "network", "hidden", "labyrinth:computer desk" and others.
Requirements: daily recharge with food and water, room, good host, frequent use of established games. Definitely (!!!) every day to produce processes "to smooth", "to chew behind the ear", "to talk".
It is given in good hands, and the kindness of the hands will be checked on the preliminary interview on the ace and on the full-time bet.
Call for 4seven1seven10tw1

p.s miss please, cat nobody wants to shelter tt and cat needs his admin very much

As earlier, last week Kiev militia conducted a raid in the largest nightclub on the water River Palace, near the Dnieper metro station. As a result of the operation, the fighters of the Berkut special unit detained 83 prostitutes. As it became known later, among the detainees, more than half were regular visitors to the club.

Lana (15:21:51 19/10/2010)
Do you think I am beautiful?
Lana (15:22:17 19/10/2010)
and sexy?
Dima(15:23:09 19/10/2010)
She is beautiful, smart, a true Arian, not noticed in the relationships of the defamators, a Nordic character, ruthless to the enemies of the Reich.

OOO: Do you remember? Show me a cupcake. Sorry, but I am not strong in the pantomime :-)
My dad loved it very much when his mom told him to paint us a compot, he raised his hands and with a rift on me a little revel: I'm a compot!!! to

MUJIOPD: And how did you go on foot before? It’s dirty and all sick.
PhoneixKnight: By the way, it’s not dirty and doesn’t roll) You just need to know where to lie.
The Wanderer: Aha to the girl. It will be soft and warm.