1: there was such a doctor Joseph Mengele. He had something like a doctor.
It’s like Gennady Onishchenko.

A very touching scene from a movie in which a father says goodbye to his daughter.
Smollla: And my boss was not impressed by this moment.
He was a father too, he should have been.
He is the father of the son, not the daughter.
He is his own son!
A son, not a daughter.
Smollla: If he had been a daughter, he would have felt stronger
Smollla: or if he were the father of a daughter
Smollla: and if he was the daughter and father of the daughter at the same time, he would have been torn from emotions!

At one time, Ukrainian distributors brought us a couple of cassettes with Santa Barbara in Ukrainian. We miraculously survived watching, and not because Santa Barbara is so funny in itself.
Good morning Uncle Kate!
“Eden, what a beautiful wild woman, I love her.

A serious drama. And then suddenly heal me :)

I need you as a man.
See also: EE
XHH: twist the lamp and put the stick in the shower
WOW: * removed the Gandons back*

XXX: How is your new job?
Yyy: Not bad) these people are just too harsh and harsh.
xxx and what does that mean? ?
yyy: One of the programmers in the report named the column "ProsrNow", and only I see here something more than "Determined tasks"(

In the life of every man there is always a time when it is easier to buy a girl.

I'll go to a deaf village if anyone gives a house and an animal.
The only condition is that there must be water / gas / electricity / internet.
My grandmother doesn’t need you, right?
Zzzz: He wrote the Internet.

Zmey: There was humor, pipet)The production director gathers me, the packaging chief, the IT department and the quality control manager, the emergency meeting, all the stuff. In short, they cut off, pipet) the IT department did not correctly form the layout for printing, we printed (what for us, how long?!The packers packed and sent it to the post office. The mail sent letters to clients. The bottom line is this: we sent 20,000 letters on behalf of the bank, in which ordinary mortals are offered to borrow a car for 15 rubles, and a loan for 600 years! This is a pipet, on us the director orets, and we crack everything like idiots) The meeting crashed))) I first roast started - I got a verbal excuse for violating discipline and thrown out of the meeting, followed by me the rest) General rubs on his hair everywhere and spawned with cognac, although he was driving(may have forgotten?) I don’t drink at all :D

Yulia) (22:42:13 19/10/2011)
Which disadvantage you will have to accept.
Born2Hack (22:43:30 19/10/2011)
Any minus of a person will be a plus if a member is placed perpendicular to him.

Garages is such a 24-hour Russian male club.

You want a joke from life?

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xxx: yesterday a friend from work carried me) came with his colleague, she is Belgian, in the hotel she had to be thrown...

She is a aunt at 40.

XXX: Teaching Russian at the moment

xxx: we go, she all the way "blade" almost through every word inserts

xxx: I put her out, I ask: what for a bitch???? Is this a girl??? It turned out that she asked what this word means in Russian)))) and my friend told her that this is an uncertain article like)))) here she now uses it everywhere

I will call my son Tsar, and he will call his grandson Tsar, and his grandson will be Tsar Tsarevich.
Kenny: and will be friends with the grandson of the same fool, who will call his son King, and he will call his also King.
And they will be Tsar Tsarevich and King Королевич.

I have two folded umbrellas, bigger and smaller. The one I wear most in my bag in case of rain. Optimize the bag. I took out a big umbrella. I have been looking for the little one for a long time. found in the same bag.
Morality: Unstoppably organized backup not only consumes resources, but also leads to data loss.

Xen: %Username% virgin, I guarantee it.
Yuri_N: And that’s what you decided?? to
Xen: Because he’s a troll, a liar and loves finished scenic images.

XXX: I’m just moving forward!
Yyy: If you can only move forward, you are probably a pedestrian.

July is out! I watched a movie for 12 nights!!! There’s a smell of the system – we’re in shock!!! The new system is burning??? and!! Loan from AAAAAAAAA!!! They smelled it all, shook it, looked at it – no, it doesn’t burn!!! It smells like plasma!! here the smoke went out of under the plinths - all the shit of the wiring burns or the apartment from below burns and nobody lives in it!!! We are at 101 call, we are either a cable burning or an apartment below - we explain. We are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid, we are in the electric grid. Electricity at night!! The stitch will come, we will be in the hook to call and there a aunt - a grimza, what a wire, we have no one, go on the hook and twist. We went out on the street - we look through the windows - and from the window below (neighbor to the left) the smoke rolls and the light weakly burns. We are all on the door to ring who is burning, and the smell and fog is already on the forest site!!!! to
I knock in the door - comes out a man cute such smiles very sober, happy such says - hello! We are burning!
What am I burning? The meat is burned! And it’s all in the chade and mist, no shit meat had to be roasted!!!!! to

The first cold on the street, the temperature is 0. A friend calls mom to worry about how warm he is dressed
Mom - son, you dressed the jacket, or the cold on the street.
Son – No, Mommy, I’ve dressed my car, so I don’t get cold.

from ZH

humus: I call a client, the telephone is raised by a teenager, judging by the voice of fifteen years old.
“Good morning,” I said, “call my mom on the phone.
Who are you?
My name is Igor. Call her mom.
Why do you want her?
It’s my business, just call me.
Tell me why you need her.
It’s not your business, just call and that’s all.
I won’t call you until you tell me.
It broke me here.
Fuck, I just do it. So call my mother.
and silence. Then suddenly I hear a young boy’s crazy voice:
Dad, Dad, take the phone! My fucking mom is calling.! to
I lost the gift of speech and automatically switched off the phone. Now I regret a little.

Marsh, get up for 15 minutes.
2 Which one?
1: The Twelve
2: The fuck of which?

To be fashionable, you must not follow fashion, but create it.