All Sweden is looking and cannot find.
A submarine of twenty years.

Q: Another single group got married, and what did you?
I bought an E75.

I will teach this gamer to dance with seven letters!
and train!
AADDWSS

to the joke about virginity and "on the first or the second calculate" such an anecdote:

I can’t even marry you!
Why is? ! to
They say you already had a lot of men.
Do you like how I cook?
No, that is you! I have never tried such a taste!
Maybe you don’t like how I clean my house? ! to
You are what? You are cleaner than in the operating room.
Maybe you don’t like the way I get my guests? ! to
What are you! All is just enthusiastic!
Maybe I’m not comfortable in bed? ! to
I had no idea that I could have such a pleasure.
Do you think I’ve learned all of this in my classroom?! to

If you can do something today, tell someone else that it was time yesterday.

When I was undergoing a medical examination at the military command, it was necessary to solve special tests to determine the analytical abilities of the candidate for military service, one of which is to solve mathematical expressions. For example, I got this: 2+2x5=?, and to it a set of answers: 45, 20, 50. The answer "12" was not among them.
I called the examiner, and to my surprised reaction that there was no correct answer, she gave a brilliant phrase:
A young man is an army. It has to be solved in an army way. The answer: 20

A white woman who lives with a narcologist has cured more than a dozen patients from drunkenness.

As it turned out, the cat Sergey Ivanovich very loves cheese. Naturally, he sits in his kittenhouse (so his parents call him a kittenhouse) and eats cheese there. I have no one to drink wine with. He must now be taught to blame. "The summer is over again - I will be cuddling with the cat!" (c)

Helga Xorxoy: with sorrow she cooked herself a bag of cakes and jaru
Helga Xorxoy: hasn’t eaten it for a long time
Helga Xorxoy: an unforgettable taste of trouble

xxx: fucking, in the evening so many people fly, the grass is hindered
Do you think of wow?

Wow, I want to!
You are a woman, not a dishwasher – prepare!

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...If you only fuck, you can also joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We will continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!
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Why treat this virginity? The girl wanted, she lost. The man wanted, he lost. and all. To humiliate someone for having sex is idiotic.

It is understandable that it is stupidity. But here the martyr just wants the virginity, and all the others for him are b/u, no longer people, although he himself is stomped, like a railway station.

and nearby:
This or that:

I take the room, a young couple lives in the neighboring room, this morning when I wash, I hear the cat from the toilet whisper, I sharply open the door and without looking I say, "Come out, dirty animal." To say that the neighbor who was sitting on the toilet was offgeled means not to say anything.

= is
What should we laugh at, your instability or your stupidity?
Was it funny at what time?
Per the people who are here will tell me, nearby?
= is
What untouchable or dumb thing have you seen in calling your cat ‘dirty animal’ and the desire to let her out of the toilet when she asks?
We laugh at the ridiculous coincidence, coincidence, surprise for both people. And if someone is to be blamed for this, it is not the author, but the neighbor who does not lock the door. Besides, he probably immediately apologized and closed the door (a mention of this would be excessive for history).
How did it come? Always ready to help those nearby.

Comments to the picture with wall clocks, because of which looks like a huge spider:
Rule number one – don’t even think about living in Australia
This is not Australia: the clock does not hang up.

(October 17-19 in the ECB fell 50 cm of snow)
xxx> throw, Ural defeated Spartak 2:0
xxx> Moscovites, apparently, were not ready to play on their knees in the snow

Well, if I suddenly saw that my programmers, instead of urgent projects, wash windows and throw rubbish out of the corners, I’t go over the head.
Finding a good cleaner is not easy, too. Maybe there would be a wish :)
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I agree 100%. Everyone has to do their job. When I’m in the parking lot, I don’t call a cleaner, an electrician or a sanitary assistant. Let them do their work themselves.

Yesterday was my brother’s wedding. The whole day was celebrated, somewhere at 3-4 at night came home and at 9 in the morning the alarm ringed. A half-dead friend picked up the phone and said "Hello". In response, the silence, already hysterical, shouts out of all her strength "allo, say that you wanted?!... It is a good day!". Nothing at all. And then he says to me, “Do you hear and who is the Wake-up Alarm?” and “I almost died of laughter” and then it came to him) put on the phone and said, “I’ve got a ball” and went to bed further).

The young man at work reports the old man.
Petrucha, you’ve done so much to my brain that I want to invite you home for a movie and a beer.

by Renate Minas:
Taxi is much more than transportation. This is a tool of knowledge of the city/country, if you want. Talking to a taxi driver, listening to his favorite radio - all these are integral parts of the service. And even to Chanson I was always treated with understanding and even curiosity. But today I was forced to say no to experiments with the city and ask the taxi driver to just drive quietly and without music. The generation grew up, shit, under Timati he was going to take me to the airport in the morning!!#‎the world of the world‬

From Habr:

xxx: The boycottsystemd.org guys seriously consider the “original Unix ideals” written almost half a century ago as the truth for all time and don’t want to hear anything.
YYY: Some because of books written hundreds of years ago, planes are directed to skyscrapers, so these guys are even more or less adequate.