gangboy (09:25:16 19/10/2010)
from the heart out...............from the ass nahui)))))))))))))))))))

From the news:
Two Russian skiers were caught on marijuana and amphitamines.
I think they had a lump.

You are my little cat.
She: So am I your animal?! to
Did he not think of anything more stupid?
She: So I’m still stupid???! to
He is small...

Hello to Ilya.
It is unusual to hear instead of "allo", your name right away.
It’s the latest nanotechnology, and you’re still sitting in shorts.
and fucking.

On the day of light during the matan asks me to ask the teacher when it will be self-sufficient.Prepod an older man.Next I,prepod and she:
I: Okay and I say Vladimir Dmitrievich in you Light asks when will be self-determination?
Q: Why does she not want to ask yourself, but asks you?
I: I don’t know maybe he wants, but he’s quiet.
Q: wants but is silent... every man’s nightmare
The whole audience starts to roar.
Q: And why should I scream on the whole street what I want?
Our rooster can hear the whole universe.
The light, realizing that it froze, says: Let you all go.
Takes things and leaves.
Prepod, after she came out:It seemed like she said what she wanted but she left anyway.
We could not continue a couple.

I caught myself in the thought that in my backpack, in one pocket, there are toothbrushes and condoms... I moved urgently...><!

The last day of the weekend, in the evening, I am in the company of friends and alcohol. Drunk as a Chinese gastarbayer, receiving a salary for the first time. I crawl home, the computer forgot to turn off, and I write in the first pop-up window:
I am fucking fucking, fucking fucking. Tomorrow the shop is open, fucking! Ahahahahahahahaha!
Specifically, looking at the window owner’s nickname, I realized that he was our senior manager.
The next day, the woman looks at me like a shit and asks:
N: Well, the head doesn’t hurt.
I: Oh, sorry, I’m really awkward, I’m confusing the windows.
N: I wake up at 3 p.m. to check the aska, and there’s that.
My colleague enters the conversation:
Q: Yes, you are both fucking, one buoy writes to the boss, and the one in his coat of which buoy checks his ass at three in the night!

1st I got a moustache from my wife. He called her Venus of Milos after she broke the plate.
2nd not understood?
1st Handlessly!! to

We discuss the low quality of service in the bank one,especially that simple operations cause a bunch of unnecessary body movements.

Aliv is mda. Hollowed Bank
Aliv: Bank of Ohuenny. Work with us!
kpe4et: I would say "Joke with us!"
Aliv : )))))

In the university before a lecture on physics, which took place in a large classroom with levels, in which was located almost all our information faculty, several people came up with the entertainment of leaving paper aircraft.

Over the heads flew about a dozen aircraft, if one crashed into you, you raise, you send further.But someone and this seemed little.Suddenly several people resort with two huge sheets of paper (some special watmans for drawing, a diagonal probably a meter) and under the applause of the rest of the students, I begin to fold two fighter jets.

The launch was conducted from the highest levels of the audience under the headlines of photo and video cameras of many mobile phones.The larger aircraft planned to the board itself and, just hitting it, fell.The applause was spread.The second launch went with no less success.

But the change is over, with the call in the auditorium comes a physicist.The real professor with a beard and always in a suit and with a tie.He passes to the board and sees without exaggeration the mountain of aircraft...He raises one and launches in the direction of the students.
Surprising applause.

Batty: Hi to you! I can't find a cat (you didn't let him out of their room).
He was in the closet in the morning.
In the sleeve of your sweater
Sun: Do not disturb him! He has business there.

When you are sitting on the phone in the toilet and smoking, make sure that you are throwing a cigarette into the toilet.

XXX: We have a happy employee
XXX: everything around her in Vin Diesel is damned
XXX: girl 22 years old and she's heart sticky on him

YYY : :)

XXX: and the most interesting thing next to the portrait is the condoms!

YYY: O O
XXX: when I saw so roasted)))
XXX: what kind of a case and suddenly comes )))))))

Lanze: We unloaded the batteries today. It feels like they are not lithium-ionic, but plumbum-citrus.

Looking at the new inscriptions on cigarette packs, you understand that the Ministry of Health has moved from warnings to threats.

tonko22: "With what" - I thought it was written fuzzy
nʞoɹnʞoɯoɥsuıʞ: “Then” is written together. “Which” is separate.

DeadNoob
You know, I wanted you a witness for a long time.
I have a severe form of schizophrenia.
I have an acute case of personality split.
In addition to my basic self, there is a second person in me, independent of me.
I call it "Ruslan demand"
Unlike me, such a multi-faceted, my second self has the only goal, aspiration and meaning in this life - at any cost to fuck everyone, send everything off and sleep again.
Be afraid, this person not only discards all and all kinds of moral norms on the way to his goal, he is also a real genius.
Aikyu increases by 40-50 points, reaction accelerates four times, the brain works like a clock, counting billions of ways and excuses, how to fuck everybody, send everything down and sleep again.
I cannot control him.
Be careful...

The Legionaire:
It would be interesting to see how one psychologist with another basarite:
Do you want to talk about it?
And you?
What are you asking?
Are you avoiding the question?

Description of the Damascus Steel Knife:
Kiyoko (10:25:59 19/10/2010)
He is very sharp, I cut his back, and then I look at my whole back in blood so he should be more careful.

GenSek (10:26:29 19/10/2010)
Well, fucking not for chewing well that even the eggs did not scratch.

Never ever! Do you hear? Never ever ever ever!! Nothing at all!!!! to
Don’t try the super glue to taste!! to

You are a cock...