Radio_Storm: Representatives of the International Agency for the Study of Cancer have stated that outdoor air is carcinogenic to humans and leads to the development of lung cancer. They came to this conclusion by studying scientific literature, according to the WHO press release.
Edward Elric: I discovered the race of elves. I came to this conclusion when I read The Lord of the Rings.

Dialogue between husband and wife during a quarrel
He:... otherwise it will be the rape of the big cattle!!! to
It is mmm, i.e. Will I be above?

Best comment under "ad and brutal Mongolian rap":

""Not a word understood, but for every case prepared a tribute."

On Saturday morning with the cat we accompany the husband to work, the husband:"so girls, don’t let go", at this time the cat played and I grabbed my legs, I kicked it off. Husband:"Well, you are already an adult girl, and she is small, give in to her".I:"No fig, this is according to human standards it turns out that she is one year older than me", Husband, looking at the cat:"Yes, today you are for the older one, and take off the bowl after her.")))

Today I woke up late, came to work (free schedule) closer to the evening. From the threshold:
Good Morning! That is, the days!
A few moments of silence. The wild rooster.

He sat in the Harkov port in a cafe reading on a bucket memoirs of General Manstein, head of the Battle of Stalingrad, described the manoeuvres of the 6th, 4th, 2nd Romanian and Italian armies. I sit and drink coffee, I read, and at the neighboring table, two drunken Italians cheerfully cheer, well, I think it's fun like a sound design, to read more fun. I am so excited, I read carefully further. A couple sit down at my table and start talking. In the German! I felt a complete sinking. ... →

It became clear that I was a man properly raised by cats.
Just suddenly I was able to get into the situation and notice how the cat, passing by me on the table, just slightly cramped to my side, and I am already automatically moving the table closer to him.( by

and weak. After 6 hours, nothing can be done. I always had a crazy mood in the morning. Now I wake up with the thought "Ura, you can eat!!!and "

> Well, you’re not going to say it right away. The smoked eyes.
...

The fucks. Why do you do this to me! I can't sleep, I'll dream of puffy eyes

From Discussing Modes to Increase Game Complexity in Skyrim

I'm not in the subject, but after setting up such a fashion for increasing complexity, I died at the beginning, when you run from Alduin).
Just sliding on all the pairs through the burnt cottage, how suddenly Dovakin stumbled on something, while making a dead loop in the air, struck the wall of that same cottage, jumped off and flew into the fire. and burned.

to this:
The Russians are not threatened in the Zombie Apocalypse: every house is a fortress with home phones on the entrances and bars on the windows of the first floors. Some gardens are surrounded by high fences. I sleep calmly.
2: See "The War of the Worlds Z". There, zombies build mountains of themselves and they stumble to the height of buildings.
You just ruined the dream of the entire population of the country.

The Russians are not threatened by the zombie apocalypse. Stupid Americans don’t put a fence around their graves!! to

XXX: My finger has been cut off. He was drunk in order not to get a hat, bound his wound, hid his finger in his pocket, suffered until 5 p.m. and went home.
YYY: What did you say the next day?
xxx: "Nothing is true, everything is permitted"

I agree.

This is :
"Friends forever, I have revenged for us! I was harassed by an old friend, but I didn’t give it to her :)"
You are not a vengeful, you are an idiot!! to


Do you know what revenge is? If you had it qualitatively swept out... and then said, “Sorry, but we don’t fit each other.”

XXX: What are you doing?
I am studying, I am working! I want to try the reactor again! :) The base is bare.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I don’t know how the word is written.)
XXX: Where are you working now?
yyy: In the cool center by the operator) Only elsewhere
Yes, the reactor will definitely be more interesting!

My husband at the company: Now I will write in contact that I am married! How is it done...? (the list of friends appears) Oooo look!! You can choose any one!

This
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Why do they say in "Bash": "cat, odmin, shredinger"?
Schrödinger had a cat. Not a cat! The cat!
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because NO "cat, odmin, shredder", A "cat, odmin, shredder"

The head of the capital police department Anatoly Yakunin decided to conduct every Friday in Moscow operations to find illegal migrants.

No, do you understand? He warned them, say, don’t get up on Friday, there will be raids!

Whose humor is that?
xxx: Your password must contain at least one digit, the title letter, the symbol, the hieroglyph, the colovrat, the number of the beast and the virgin blood.

to this:
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to this:
A girlfriend dreams of finding herself a guy, according to her descriptions: "lone, dull and dull, inclined to philosophy and psychoanalysis, for marriage and family."

When I realized I was perfect...
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You are an idiot, you never understood it, right?

Commentary on the song "Am asuuya"
Hustla_UA: Included in the columns. Blood was poured out of the walls, the ceiling blackened, a gap appeared in the center of the room, someone came out of it, thanked for the release and went out through the closet.