I have been trying to add 4 different pieces from the United States to Skype here for several months. I did not understand why they chose me. I asked why, if we knew him, etc. Here it turned out! For the fifth time!
I am like a cottage. I have a black cat on the avatar, and status: even worse I'm black... It's really epic. They’re sorry for me because I’m a Negro!
In Russia, they are violated.

EXORciste_jabber: I have a Samsung TV for something knocking in the Yandex o_O
t1gor: looking for reviews in the market

The questioner:

A small man of middle age with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after a minimum repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed plan) in general fully restored.
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Now attention, the question is! If a super-puppy-hard door can be opened quietly and without any problems in 3 minutes, WHY do you put them like that? Nevertheless, thieves will not be saved, and the owners can bring trouble. And sometimes - fatal (I am about fire, if anything).
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You won't believe, but any door can be opened in 3-5 minutes, and it's not about the door, but in the qualification of the opening. I assure you, an extra-class specialist in your apartment will not be useful, he does not need it in vain, there are more tempting goals, and from any shantrap and fairly standard metal doors of good quality perfectly protect.

Names given to children by parents:
My name is Ivor. by Ivor Alexandrovich. I am curious that the name is ancient Slavic. The most advanced people remember that something similar is happening in the Baltics. Only I know that all this is shit. Ivor is the clay elephant from the Third Heroes, who gave bonuses to the elephant-shooters.

I bought a cat riding mouse.
My husband (42 years old) and his son (13 years old) played mouse all night.

The cat watched them from the back of the couch, as if saying "give, continue this show" :)

ddd: For some reason, from the entire course of Georgia’s history, I remembered only the title of the post introduced by David the Builder: mcygnobarthucey-chondydeli :)

I have a very busy Saturday today.
I was invited to another spa room this morning.
For the third time, I was inherited by the soap from another family member.
My card was blocked, unfortunately, but I don’t have a single card :-)
I still won a sweet prize in an action of unsightly candy, it’s actually :-)

I: Six stitches, please.
Seller 1: Boys, there are only seven left, can you take it?
I : well. Only if we don’t share it, I’ll break the mouth of Shura.
I will drive him out of the house. Without the things.
I : Yes. In short, if that happens, it is all your fault.
Seller 2: Well, if there is a complaint book, there is no problem. Thanks for the purchase, come back :)

I didn’t even hold up here...
"Classic))) I advise to add purified seeds of chickenpox to the paste, you will not pull off the ears".

In every decent long-running series there is a series-multi-film, a series-hallucination and a series with songs.

That is, you are damn. I went in search of a recipe for a salad.

Funny is it! Salad from fungus, it is "glass" salad )))))

Rostelecom has announced a tender for the creation of an analogue of Steam for 14 million. The goal is to create a portal from where you can download the games. I propose to legalize the router, the goal corresponds.

In the evening I am in bed with my beloved.
You are my sun, my hair.
It’s not hair, it’s rays.

This is:
An announcement: "A man will meet a woman, age - 43 years 5 months 24 days 5 hours, weight - 85 kg, 123 grams, height - 183, 45 cm. I work in the Chamber of Measures and Weights.”
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See also after 45. stumbled...

Letter by corporate mail:

Dear colleagues.

Today, for various reasons, 80% of the legal department employees are absent.
Responses to tasks will be provided as far as possible.
The spells “urgently”, “very urgently”, “mega urgently”, “aaaaaa!” today do not work.
Letters with petitions, requests and threats are not considered.

All a good day.

to this
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As on a crushed car 15-year-old after ten owners to drive, so it is normal, and in a crap, and as a truffle - so the virginity to them.
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You are wrong, it’s all logical... If you just fuck, then you can joke... The main thing is to be on the move... But if the relationship... We’ll continue the analogy. If you take the machine from the salon and take care of it, it will never be deceived... And if after fifteen masters, you can wake up in the cabin.
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So it works in the reverse )))) On the fucking woman (especially a virgin) some dragged man? Keep the virginity!

XXX: This seems to be a distant event from us. No, on the night of the Scottish referendum vote count, some fools were riding the elevator all night and chanting “Scotland!” Freedom!"

In one of the news sources:
"Turchynov will propose to the Rada to ban Russian series"
Finally a step in the right direction! When will the Russian Federation ban these Russian series? = is

Great conversation at the stop.
I stand under the umbrella, I don’t touch anyone, I think to wait for the bus or go for a walk.
My uncle, who is still not a pensioner, asks me.
Do you know when it will be "three"?
answered
Unfortunately, I do not know
He almost angrily asks:
Why are you standing here then?

I have a running line in my eyes - "reference bureau"?
I don’t know how, but it broke out:
- and you see in the past life was a small boss over the babies and used to build them, and taperich were expelled, so at the stop decided to play!

I can’t understand if the women of the Balzac age look good, so you can talk to them as if they were cries?

here here :

Secondly, you have personally tried to turn to paid offices even in a very large city - the capital - to open the door, at least in a classic situation, when the grandmother went out to throw the garbage, the door clogged, and a child remained in the apartment? Try it, you will learn a lot of new things. And only the local district with a local slasher can do something. They are unlikely to go fishing.
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At our work, an employee called such a service for a rather sad occasion. In the evening, her grandmother did not open her door, while everything was locked not only on the castles, but also on the seals. The Slytherin of JEK said that he could only remove everything. Called someone else - the result of the survey is similar. And the apartment is not locked up for the night to leave scary, and it is unknown what there is with the grandmother, she may just fall asleep strongly and does not hear the phone or door bells.
Then some JEC employee recalled that they had a phone from a company that just offered services to open the locks. There was nothing to lose, they called out. Arrived quite quickly, despite Friday's Moscow traffic jams, a small middle-aged man with a suitcase full of very unusual tools, and in 3 minutes carefully opened the door so that it could be locked on all the locks for the night, and after minimal repair in the morning (pick back the carefully removed dashboard) in general completely restored.
Unfortunately, my grandmother had a massive stroke.