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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145983
 29.10.2017
He takes away my money care entirely...And I order toys in the shopping, so as not to shake his brain.

and what? In your case, it would be very strange to do it differently. The quote was about another - everything was agreed in detail, and the result was contrary. I also have a question to some of these commenters: "How do you do this? After reading one quotation, insert an opus in response to it about how good you are?!and "

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145982
 29.10.2017
Posts with Estonian

What to do if the light is turned off, for example?
I don’t remember having the lights turned off.
WOW: Something really apocalyptic must happen that the light would be cut off and not warned by email in a couple of days.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145981
 29.10.2017
CHH: I wonder, but who makes the decision about canonization? Does the commission have anything?
Yes, there is a commission.
A very interesting work!
Girls in the bar can be carried out) type, hey, beautiful! Do you not want to be counted as saints? I can submit
I am intrigued.) What to do?
WOW: Well, let’s look... from the simple options – the tormented death...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145980
 29.10.2017
here here :

The Caesarean Wife Woke Up from Anesthesia. He sees snow. The officer. I was in a coma for a year.

of birth. I hear something went wrong. All the doctors are swirling around, the faces are alarmed, then they run somewhere together with the droplets on the catwalk, the eyes are taken away, the questions are not answered, oxygen, something is cracked again...
I go back - I lie under the plate, no one at all, around a white plate, somewhere water drops, neck-language-hands-legs do not move, and the cold is such that again I almost fall into unreality. In general, until the doctor came, I thought she was dead, and already in the morrow.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145979
 29.10.2017
And so I can tell you what you need to do to be as happy as I am in my marriage, but I’m silent: I understand that I’m just lucky and my advice will probably not help anyone else.
.........
I don’t want to annoy you, dear, but what you describe is a typical form of normal behavior for an adult, intelligent and educated man. But what is currently a STATISTIC NORM (I am talking about the mass distribution of advice based on one’s own, individual experience) is just a deviation. But with the general degradation of society, the statistical average weighs precisely to such deviations. and s!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145978
 29.10.2017
For a normal person, the need for the continuation of the race should be obvious, at the level of the reflex, if you want it.

Lavrov. by Zpg My eyes are burning. Is that what I read now? Faith in humanity, wow, call back!

If for you, the twilight, the continuation of the genus is still a dull reflex - I have bad news. The continuation of the family is, your mother, a conscious choice. Like buying a car. Did you get the rights? Did the PDT teach? The exams passed? And why? And because stealing you with a solder, a car on the road is A RESPONSIBILITY. Children in the home are a responsibility. Even bigger than a car. "Reflex", Zuko... Who gave this man two diplomas? Immediately pick up and send to the boat!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145977
 29.10.2017
The task of the mass media is to convince the people that the opinion of the tsar and the boyard is popular.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №145976
 29.10.2017
It’s full of stories about the incomprehension of groups of people.

There is a summer camp for schoolchildren in the city (now with new trends was more likely to be), there children went on survival trips on the taiga, learned to walk on the bajdarka, swim out when the boat overturns and other unnecessary nonsense in life :). Children after school should properly take a loan - this is more important.
One summer, the boxers broke up in the camp next to them, and the coach decided to take them out to practice. The chief of the camp of schoolchildren gathered them says: "Boys - boxers people are hot, flamboyant, in the "dine" can easily give, you are already keeping away from them."
A little later, someone listened to the conversation of the coach of the boxers: "children, here the extremes on the whole head broken by the camp stand, you do not climb to them, they "close the bowl", and you do not need injury before the competition."

This reminds me of world politics.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №145975
 29.10.2017
The biggest dream of childhood?
to become adult.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №145974
 29.10.2017
Latvian Russian speaker:
The Parliamentary News. Today, colleague Carlis of the ruling coalition in the debate on the budget decided to shine erudition and in the language of the original quoted the classic: there is nothing to spit in the mirror, when the curve is born. True, I did not remember the exact words and instead of the "rouge" said another word - very similar, also of four letters, beginning with "g"... Yes, colleagues forget the Russian language, well though some words confidently remember!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145973
 29.10.2017
What can I tell you about Uzbekistan? I was born there in the late 1960s and lived there for two months. I remember nothing more. The passport is still of interest to the police.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №145972
 29.10.2017
Well, how can you not remember the story of a girl looking for a bridegroom for her doll and asking Ken. And the father brought Ken with another Barbie and two grandchildren.

She had to marry Shrek.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145971
 29.10.2017
#flegmatic_vs_choleric

>> Well, a little patience is needed in communicating with people, yes. It is not difficult

> is it overwhelming? Are you inclined to be patient in communicating with people who do not have patience in communicating with you?

This is not just in the main, but in the comics. The first seemingly straight consists of pure patience, and the second is like caffeine protein in rage.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145970
 29.10.2017
Twin life for the benefit of others only led by Batman

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145969
 29.10.2017
Smart women behave more sexually.
They have a job, a career, they are independent and they do not need to rely on a hole as a source of food.
When they want to, they are not obsessed with the inner prostitute, who is terrified that they are about to give a valuable commodity for free. They don’t have that reflex.
They just fuck with someone they like. And if he squeezes with a clove, then the scratch is stirred to temptation, not the vulgarly falling tits, and it turns out to be much thinner and more effective.
No, blue socks are not as smart as they seem. If they were smart, they would see it all by themselves. They are more complex and find comfort in books.
No, the saloon ladies who ah-I-read-all-coelho-and-my-mind-frighten-men are not smart the more. But they, somewhere unconsciously feeling all of the above, tried to grasp.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №145968
 29.10.2017
We had a similar dwarf on the street (in the private sector is not the courtyard, but the street is the place of residence of puzzles), which was 5 years older than me and constantly did all kinds of shit. Then he could swallow his face in the cake on a child's day, then burn it with urticaria, then pour it out with mud, then the ball from the pyre will swallow when I am at the gates. The collection of turbo fantasies and bomb-bim-bombs he also deceived me in an unfair way.

The last drop was when I gathered the bushes of God’s bushes (I picked 20 pieces in a glass – he was a naturalist) and played with them, and he came up with the words “let’s see” and rolled them out on the road and crushed them. All of them. With a provocation. I couldn’t even cry out of shock.

I have to say that my mother is a very devout woman and she always told me before going to bed to read a prayer and ask God what I want. So, from that day on, I always asked Godzhenka before I slept to let this guy die naked.

When he was 15 or 16 years old, he was taken to the hospital by an ambulance, and the next day we learned that he died of a myocardial infarction.

That is how I believed in a miracle. Since then, he has been very careful in his wishes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145967
 29.10.2017
A dark Saturday night. I am in a great mood enjoying family comfort and laying a pick-up, the children paint the painting, the husband looks with one eye in the series, the other in the phone. I went to the toilet and in three minutes I heard the scream of a wounded bison from outside the door. Given that my husband is not especially crying, from this scream my blood in the veins froze. I pulled off the phone and rushed to the toilet, climbed at the door, saying, "What happened, find out what happened to you?" The scream continues, I have thoughts in my head that I need to break the door somehow, but how, I have the strength, probably, will not be enough... And there is silence... And the voice from the door, say normal all the woman, you panic broke.

Do you know that he was there? Aliexpress announced the sale of 11.11. And there’s some shit, like proori in the microphone word coupon and get a discount on the product. The louder the nuts, the more discount. This genius closed himself in the toilet and gave himself a seam discount there. And I barely existed a brick factory, without any discounts.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145966
 29.10.2017
I do some kind of video shooting in the kindergarten, how children play, eat, work - time spent, in general. And one of the moments that is needed for the next film is an interview of children on the topic "Who I want to be in the future". This is not an expert, parents with children think of the answers in advance. As usual, there are many veterinarians, dentists, police officers and supermen, sellers. One boy also gave an elaborate answer about a policeman and how he would protect people from criminals.

And here, everyone was interviewed, I removed the microphone, and this boy approaches me, who told me about a policeman and says, "You know, I really want to be different." No question, I write a double. The further dialogue:

I want to be a copper.

What will you do in this profession?

- to bury people when they die, so that they are quiet and quiet under the ground.

The version in the end, of course, had to leave with the police officer, I fear, the intelligent mother of the last confession would not stand.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145965
 28.10.2017
Ctrastoterpetz Nicholas, who has sex in "Mathilde" is bad.

The Baptist of Russia, Prince Vladimir, who rapes and kills in the "Viking" - well.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145964
 28.10.2017
A girl with a "unheard" mother:
I encountered similar in people with diseases of brain vessels. If it was with the mother recently, then she would be invited to a neurologist, possibly age, and if all her life is so, then apparently congenital vascular and brain damage.

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