The Kazakh wedding. Noisy and fun. Full hall of guests.

A man sits at our table. After a while, a beautiful girl approaches him, touches his shoulder and says something. The man stands up, embraces her, kisses her cheek and sits back at the table. The girl stared at him, then approached me. “It looks like a relative wants to say goodbye,” I think, I also get up, hug her, kiss her on the other cheek and sit down at the table. The girl now looks unhappy at me. I don’t understand why I didn’t please her. She approaches the third man at our table. He stands up and does the same thing as us. She is angry, shakes her hands and says something loud. We do not understand anything. “I was drunk. There will be a scandal," I think, and at this moment the music is shrinking, and she cries loudly to the whole hall:

Stop kissing me! One of you parked in front of my car. Remove her and let her go.

A programmer is sitting in the dining room, eating lunch, soup. In the glasses, such a thoughtful, the program thinks. Everyone has eaten, everyone has gone. A waitress approaches him and says:
If you want to have a good time, my name is Masha!
The programmer slowly returns to the ground and looks at the waitress with a loose eye and on the autopilot asks:
If not, what is your name?
If you don’t, I’m not called.
The trees... exactly. The variable must be removed!

I was 9 years old and I went with my parents and grandfather to a ski resort, somewhere in Dombay. We collected 35 people from the company and rented an entire base. I remember the evening, my parents went to bed after skating, and I was sitting with the adults, drinking tea. The adults were 20-25 people!) is



Then they all ate and left an entire table of dirty dishes. 25 people, a whole banquet! The adults gathered to go to the bathroom and such say, "and Abraham will wash our dishes."

Abraham was a wise Jewish boy who said:

- Of course I wash, 500 rubles (price of the snickers)!

The adults laughed and said, "well, well, young people give" and someone gave me 500 rubles.

Then I pulled off the tea and said in consolation:

500 rubles for each.

But then they realized that they laughed in vain, somehow all quieted and instead of a fun bath, went to wash their dishes.

Apparently it was disgusting the very idea that for washing dishes a child will now earn as much as 12,5 thousand rubles.



In the morning, my grandfather (the big boss) and parents “complained” that your grandson is growing up as a merchant. And my grandfather laughed a long time, and in the evening he told me I was wrong! With these cravings, it was necessary to take at least 1,000 from each!

A friend lives next to the post office of the Russian Post, and before laughing said that I often go for products to the mail. Then I met him in the fifth.

What, I say, decided how all people buy the products in the store?

and no. I came to receive a package.

I am nervous without fire and noise - the nerve cells have settled.

Diagnosed: disconnection of the eye. Direct injection in the eye did not help. The only alternative is laser surgery. But the difficulty is that one of the operated "points" on the eye is right in the middle and slightly on the side of the laser and... blindness. To my question:
What if I don’t operate?
The doctor answered directly:
- In about a year, the eye will stop seeing, and the chances after the operation are 50/50.
When will I feel the effect?
Immediately after the operation. Either everything is fine, or the eye will stop seeing.
It’s hard to explain what happened in the shower. But I decided, of course, there was no other option. A day was appointed.
The day before this I went to church, prayed, at 2 o’clock just sat on the bench, thought about different things... It helped a lot, the peace came.
I went to the clinic at the appointed time, and the doctor says that for today, only studies will be conducted under a microscope. So they fixed my head in front of the machine and for 15 minutes somewhere there looked at something...
Get up, young man, go on.
When to operate?
We have already done it...
I was shocked, how did they do that? And suddenly I realize that I look at the doctor with two eyes, I see her with two eyes!
The doctor just smiles.

After 40 you feel like your body has been burning the engine indicator and oil replacement for a long time, but you just keep driving. And also the shrimp and the smell of smell. Oh yes... and most importantly, you’re afraid to go for THAT, because it’s going to cost a huge amount.

xxx: I was 4 years old and I was very obedient. One day I stayed at home with my 18-year-old brother. The brother quietly went out to smoke in the entrance. The door was locked and the keys were not found. He knocked on the door, I asked “Who is there”, he said “Brother, open” and I didn’t open. "Mom told no one to open the door!" he persuaded, convinced that he was my brother, but in this case I had a second argument: "In seven goats the wolf pretended to be a mother and could fake the voice." In general, no excuses, requests, arguments and even threats helped him. The brother waited for several hours for his mother to return, who opened the door. And suddenly for herself that her eldest son smokes.

I was 7. I remember being alone on my dad’s care for a few days. Watching a child when you are a military is not easy. Dad was called on duty. He promised me to stay home and wait for him to come in the morning. well well.



I sit down and do my children’s things. knock at the door. On the threshold of the father's cousin uncle Glory and a delicious girl with a thick-walled shirt to her ass and a rose in her hand. The virgin neither in fashion nor in profile resembles the wife of Uncle Glory, whom I saw at least once, but still does not resemble.



The fact that none of the parents were at home did not bother them. Under the pretext “We’ll wait,” they jumped into the apartment and started drinking tea.



I had no experience of disputing with adults, and Uncle Slav is almost a relative. And I decided that my main task was to entertain uninvited guests. She brought all the photo albums, sat them next to them and started showing photos. Then I thought they might like watching TV. I turned on and started watching too. It darkened.



The guests said they would wait until morning and began to lay out a couch, and then they wished me a peaceful night and closed the door to the hall in front of me. All this time from the beginning of the story, I had no feeling that some sort of hernia was going on, but I didn’t know the word “hernia” and from this the feeling of anxious emptiness inside was almost tangible, but it didn’t transform into any good thought except: “I need to hide my aunt’s boots so they don’t go away while I sleep and wait for my dad.” I did so. She pulled one of her boots and went to bed.



The noise and thinning of the legs awoke. I go out to the corridor. An angry father, a maid and uncle Glory ridiculously run in search of the boots. Dad looked at me with such a strange look like apologizing and asked if I could help find the boots. I could. At three minutes, the guests catapulted, and the dad calmly said that I have the right not to let anyone into the house if they are not with my mother. Even if they are familiar. I did not offend at all.

Our office worker fell asleep sitting behind the compass. Slept a long time. Here the director comes in, the employee wakes up and begins to depict a tumultuous activity, clamps on the key, pulls the mouse. The Director says:

“People, get out, we have no light for an hour and a half.

X: I once made an offer to my girlfriend.

We walked somewhere and drank beer. And here, I opened one bowl and this aluminum ring broke accidentally.

Something struck me and I said, “Be my wife!” I extend this ring to her.

She put him on her finger and said, “I agree!

They kissed as required.

In fact, we never got married.

We lived so for 10 years.



YYY: Given the diameter of the hole in the bottle ring, did you offer her at 10 years old?

No matter how much hair on her ass, she will not become a head.

Yesterday, when she laid the children to sleep, she fulfilled her long-standing dream - went out on the street, drafted the "classics" and jumped an acky goose. I wondered what people would think of me. But I did not expect that in a while a good half of the neighbors would come to me and join the process. We are grown-up aunts and uncles, jumping, choking, arguing - we break off as children. The fun continued until three o’clock at night. Agreed for today. We are waiting for the “Cossacks-Raters”)

In chess, black and white figures are the worst enemies, but those who move the figures are usually good friends.

Xxx: I am very interested in cuts. Ivan is Vanessa. Valentina is Valia. Fedora is Fedora.

Now attention, the question is!

Why is Alexander Sasha? Why is it so, why is it so much shurry?? to



Yyy: At home, the Alexanders were not called so officially, but were addressed with the help of abbreviated names, formed by means of suffixes, which gave the name a diminishing-loving sound. Thus, the name Alexander resulted from the affectionate name of Alexei or Alexei, and already from these names there were abbreviated versions of Sasha or Sanya. Gradually over time, the shortened forms of the name became domestic, familiar and the need for a new lustful form of the name Alexander arose. And then Sasha turned into Sashura, and already Sashura after a certain period of time became Shura or Shurik. The names of the girls underwent the same transformations, because Alexandras were no less important in their status.

How did you that your employees never did?

Are you late?

- Very simple: I have 20 people working, and parking spaces

Only 10.

Today my boyfriend gave me a wedding ring. It was so cute and romantic until he said, “One day I’ll marry you... but for now I want to meet other girls.”



Yyy: “One day I’ll wear your engagement ring... but for now I want to wear other rings.”

Better excuses than accusations have not yet been invented.

My name is Oksana. She hated her name all her life, at the age of 14, when she received her passport, she wanted to change it to Xenia. The whole family fell in hysteria, as I was named in honor of my late grandmother, said, it is a memory, disrespect, all that. not changed. Nine years have passed. The name of Oksana is still alien to me and cuts my hearing, but I already have a bunch of documents: two diplomas, rights, bordered with open visas. It seemed to be reconciled. And recently sold the grandmother's house and found her documents. My grandmother was called Xenia.

Are you interested in cybersecurity?
and yes. Send the summary to the mail.
I put it on your computer on the desk. The file is called “Have to take!” In any case, duplicated into your folder "Selections" at home.
The second! Home computer in the autonomous! It is not connected to the network and the Internet at all!
Sorrento removed from home.