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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88494
 18.10.2013
"A businessman set himself on fire in the Urals, demanding to turn on the heating in the house"

Comments to News:

TopSpin: Heat up
Hope is warm.
Katya is warm.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88493
 18.10.2013
Provision of housing in Moscow:
The room is handed over to the single man, the entrance is made by the mistress.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88492
 18.10.2013
I worked as a refueller on the gas station in Vladik for two years and during this time I refuelled “Oku” and “Lada” twice. by Kalina.”

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88491
 18.10.2013
- What do you know about embracing the image and preparing for a role-playing game! Von M has not shaved her legs for two months, walked in pants, and all because her character on the roll is a hobbit.
What about husband? Did not protest?
Rolewriter and reconstructor. I played Nazgula. I need to support my wife...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88490
 18.10.2013
A clever girl doesn’t need to repeat twice – she will still do her own way.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88489
 18.10.2013
A unique profession
A friend related to the storage and transportation of flour told the story.
Since the flour suspension in the air is explosive, Rostechnadzor requires that the doors of the warehouse be opened inside - then a possible explosion will damage less what is outside. Otherwise a large penalty.
Firefighters require the doors to be opened out, then people on the fire hazardous facility have more chances to escape. It is also a huge fine.
As a result of this collision, one of the most important areas of activity of the security service of one of the Russian grain companies was to find out when the next inspection will come and from which supervisory agency.
And in the regular schedule appeared a unique work specialty - an emergency door hanger.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №88488
 18.10.2013
If you don’t want to ruin a relationship with a man, don’t stop him from lying.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №88487
 18.10.2013
Comments under the video "How to cut onion":

Take a video of how to wash tomatoes!!! very much need! Eat hunting, and dirty eating is not used to. Pay attention to the pressure of water and the position of the tomato relative to the stream of water. Thanks in advance.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88486
 18.10.2013
A husband for an hour is a nail to bite (as the advertisement says). Should my wife wash her socks for an hour? Or something else? korol15 - 17.10.2013 13:10

An unfamiliar aunt will come and you will complain for an entire hour that the head hurts, the salary is small and everything is tired in general :)) Innovator - 17.10.2013 13:23

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88485
 18.10.2013
How does Amazon deliver packages? They call and agree at what time to deliver. Or how?
YYY: No, they are leaving at the door.
What goes into the box, goes into the box. The boxes are left at the door. At least in the places where I have been. As they do in large cities. As they do in Detroit, where everything is shattered, - hz
We have the entire country of Detroit

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88484
 18.10.2013
Personal correspondence about the Lord of the Rings
Listen, did you know that there are no blacks in the Lord of the Rings?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRace was not invented.
HH: And the people?
So are the white people!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №88483
 18.10.2013
It is an unforgettable feeling when you break through the email address of your narrowed, and he is registered on all gay portals 0_o

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88482
 18.10.2013
The monkey learns somewhere from 10 times.
All humans came from monkeys. And the elephant’s...


[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №88481
 18.10.2013
I am in a clinic.Next to grandmother and granddaughter. The girl says something, the grandmother says:
Don’t bother, there are sick people, you bother them.
The girl is confused:
to cough?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88480
 18.10.2013
A new breed of dogs for Sisadmines - servernar.
The dog only responds to console commands with administrator rights.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88479
 18.10.2013
News on the tape.
The Prosecutor’s Office of the city of Kulebaki of Novgorod region filed a lawsuit against “Rostelecom” with the requirement to close access to the website “Wikipedia”

Google should be closed.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88478
 18.10.2013
The slump:

xxx: dookie, with my tariff on mts is cheaper to chat in asske than to send one sms

_______ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

Even at the time of GPRS, it was cheaper to get on the phone than to get rid of it. Have you just noticed it now?

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88477
 18.10.2013
If our person borrows a large amount for a long period under theft interest, then the doctors told him that there is no hope for recovery.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88476
 18.10.2013
xxx: in the morning I cook lazy, and in the evening - it fell
You need a wedding.
Zzzz: and whoever goes for him, he doesn’t cook.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88475
 18.10.2013
Do not confuse the country with the country.

Don’t confuse a man with a gay, so understand?

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