The morning. I make an egg. I broke the first egg, two yellow. I develop the second - without yellow. Put the third back into the refrigerator. Is it little...

XXX: Where are you there?
Yyy: I go from work, tired like @

Here is the shit in the advertisement Gillete shave repeats the contours of the face, and my, if you put a new blade, equals the contours of the face...

In a Linux forum:
Didn't anyone try to force a person who learned Linux from scratch to switch to the window?

The first cry of indignation will be: “Where are you, [censored], console delile?” Why don’t you fuck up??? How are the repositories connected in your [censored] window? The show? Is this all to buy?

xxx: KVN workers after death fall to the TNT.

Rock and Roll is dead. Drugs are expensive. There is no sex. How to live further?! to

A blonde with nails longer than a shirt.

Kputuk

When we divorced, we shared everything, even friends. And I got those to whom we owe, and she got those to whom we owe.

XXX: What do you want from me? I am a blonde! I have a face and a brain without wrinkles.

- And I went on topless vacation, one such on the entire beach! I liked it, but the people were a little bit around :)
And a little? Hey, my Irishka somehow decided to sun topless, but since there were already white triangles on the body from the top, she lay on the beach for half a week with her naked chest, covered on the edges with clothes, to align. There were not many people there.

How did he get me! I am tired of crying every night. Let it go to hell!!! to
He did not do anything...
I did not! I could, by the way. A child for example.

Impressive ad at the entrance of the subway: "CARE! Work on the change of sex in the vestibule!".

I remember that in the first class we had our first pair of programming. We all sit like yellow-root newcomers, listening to the teaching with admiration. The subject of the lesson is "study the Delphi work environment". And September was hot - in the audience a terrible whistle. Prepod dictates something like: "To create a project...", then makes a gesture like "omg my head" and says: "Open the window". But Botan Pashka continued this dialogue:
Which one?
The extreme
Trees of objects?
and??? The one on your left...
Inspector of objects?
Prepod breathed, whispered, something about the "...horse..." went and opened the window. On the way back, he stopped, turned to Pasha and said, "And I command you to overthrow him."

Anna (10:04:35 12/10/2009)
Can you give me an impulse light?
The Sergeant (10:05:15 12/10/2009)
What shit is that?
Anna (10:05:29 12/10/2009)
The flashes. The big ones.
The Sergeant (10:05:52 12/10/2009)
I can mix the magnesium.
Anna (10:06:14 12/10/2009)
No to. I need lamps.
The Sergeant (10:06:42 12/10/2009)
The lights are for civilians.
Anna (10:07:03 12/10/2009)
I am civil.
Sergeant (10:07:21 12/10/2009)
But I am not.
Anna (10:07:37 12/10/2009)
You will do it for me.
The Sergeant (10:08:34 12/10/2009)
I do not know how to do it! If I master anything, it will either have a defeat radius or a level of protection - a third is not given.

This is a pineapple, this is a pineapple:
He calls his father and says, “Where are you?”
- he answers that he sits at home and plays computer games (when he is at Andrew's house)
The father asks, “Where am I then?”
I could not calm down :)

comments in contact to the photo, in which two girls (softly speaking, not the most beautiful) in swimsuits:

One of the girls>: I will not be afraid of this word: we are beautiful girls!
<boy>: I would have feared this word in your place

From the forum maternity.ru:
In the 1980s, at my mom’s job, a crazy programmer named his twin File and Tape :O:, boy and girl, respectively. And if the tape can be reworked painlessly into Len, then with File is more difficult.
yyy: Father of the file - folder :)

And there are still people alive who cheer on all kinds of anime, manga, hentai and who is angry with this style in comics?? to

In the first class, they said that you cannot divide 3 by 2, in the fifth - there is no root of the square of -1... I am studying in the engineering and physical institute.

She is a 102% virgin.
...??? to
She doesn’t even have ears!