The wife says:
"I gave the neighbor's cat a cocktail today, so he did not eat it as usual, but took it to the neighbor's door and ate it there. How to understand this gesture?
It is independence.

It is incomprehensible:

And the wolf on the red hat didn’t go for food. So if someone then had to extract something, it wasn’t from the wolf.
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And the grandmother in that tale is also "sole"?
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Oh, I got somehow a movie "The Red Hat" not from the studio "Private"...
But not "el"!
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What are you crazy? The grandmother in the wild forest, chewing with wolves, robbers, woods and hunters, in authorities walked! One of them lived in a burst. And the hat brought her cakes. And the wolf of the courier touched, and there he was waiting.

Eat or not, that is the question.
Dignity is
Respecting the will of the stomach.
Or have to resist.
In a deadly battle with a whole sandwich
Ending them? Eat and forget.
And know that you break the chain.
Hunger and thousands of suffering.
presence of the body. Isn’t that the goal?
The desired? to eat. Sleep to forget.
To sleep and dream? Here is the answer.
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More than once you had to see quite nice, decent girls, with whom it would be good to get messed up, but you only look at her, such a right and perfect, and you understand that you are not a couple with her, but to overtake yourself and disgusting. That's if you could live with her and still hit for months at home work (I don't care about dust and 15-year-old wallpapers at all), the amount of salary, status, future and other mess, cut into tanks and watch the anime carelessly and without a pain of conscience - but it won't work out.

How do I find you, my joy?
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The Dolls! You will live a couple of years, and then you will want her to wash the dishes, and she will stick to Ragnarok (not the tank!) You’ll call her a playboy. ;D

If your seemingly ordinary girl's money goes like beautiful, she's smart.

I live alone in three. Rodna proposed to take a student relative from another city to a post, so that the girl in the communion does not get puzzled. I am not sorry, and more fun, but the presence of a stranger was slightly tense: he began to carefully monitor the apartment, constantly killed himself,ined cleanliness and order. And then once a week turned out to be heavy, after work, I ate dinner and left dirty dishes in the dishwasher. The student came and cheered in the kitchen:
You finally woke up! I lived here for six months as in a museum.
I thought a lot.

A fox runs through the forest. meet her monkey.
Lisa, where are you going?
We have introduced a new progressive tax and excise taxes on fur. I am afraid that my last skin will be removed.
The monkey, hearing this, begins to run away! Even the fox overcame.
The fox shouts in her back:
A monkey, what are you afraid of?
A monkey running around:
I don’t know the rules in our forest. It starts with the head!

XXX: - Servant, bring me a portal to a different reality, it hurts me.
XXX is a whisker?
XXX is Naturally!

Fuck you guys, fuck you guys! After all, the main thing is that a man would be good and with breasts.

The golden words, my friend.
This puts a point in a stupid discussion.

Cepreu: Now connected in the terminal to the cashier from %city%. Write the password - "untrue", again Write, again not that, again... I ask: "And how did you enter this before?". She: "So when I do not do this several times, I type "12345" and then it does".

What to wear in order to be original and not expensive to do yourself?
The costume of introduction. View the sketch in m/f "Baby and Carlos"
zzz: the drawing costume sketch must be seen in the trigonometry textbook, and what you meant is a ghost.

In the roles: lice, fleas, mandalas, spiders, four-legged...
The poisonous serpent, in general, was dohuya.
Muha-Cokotucha in translation of father, and rather grandfather, Puchkov
1964 approximately

A friend told me it was in the village.
D: I have a shorter sister, she is in the 5th grade, after school to my grandmother came, and I just gathered to my brother well and took her portfolio to take away.. and here the picture I go through the whole village with a huge pink with hearts and dolls portfolio.
Q: Can the beauty take you wherever?
D: I didn’t get confused, I turned around and said get married and go wherever you want. Porzhali, brought to my brother.A little bit from the mosquito did not fall when I answered them)

The European Union is introducing a fingerprinting procedure for the issuance of Schengen visas. Ten fingerprints are likely to start taking from the second quarter of 2015:

What do you do with people with less than 10 fingers?
Yyy: Those are not allowed as potential subversives.

A 15-year-old daughter is going to Halloween. Making a red hat costume. A basket, a platyce, a corset, a basket... I suspected something wrong – a role-player from the graduation class asked the agronomic tesax a-la “kill the orcs from shame for their toothbrushes” and the abundance of prepared red makeup.

This week I had to go out at work, which means coming every day half an hour earlier, opening everything, and leaving later, closing everything. But there are also departments where working hours start earlier than we do.
When I got to work early in the morning, I approached the elevator. There was a half-sleeping man around him. The elevator comes in, we rush without hurry... here the entrance door of the body with a threshold opens up, and to the elevator quickly runs an energetic woman of pre-retirement age with a loud cry: “Wait... wait for me...”. Here the man woke up from sleepiness and, he stood at the controller, stretched out his hand... to press the button to close the door. O O O O So, I think, the shit, the aunt may be late, and he?! But the man pulled his hand too slowly, the aunt managed to get to the elevator... and immediately stepped her finger into the button to keep the door open. First I waited for another lady, who, in fact, did not rush anywhere, then two more and more... In general, for 3 minutes in the open elevator on the first floor we stood. We would have been able to reach the last sixth floor at least three times and come back in that time.
This morning I’m dejave. Again a dark working morning, the body, the elevator, a sleepy man, a aunt with a scream, but today two fingers pulled to the door button and my finger turned faster. They left alone.

Idea for the film:
Instead of a timer in the bomb put any phone on Android or Apple.
As soon as the phone sits down, the bomb will explode.
Agree, it will be even more scary.)
The team of sappers will try to keep the charge as long as possible (reducing brightness, etc.).
In the end of all this, the main character must (instead of cutting red or black wires) replace this unit with an old Nokia)
Finally, the happy end.

- Yesterday opened my store of breweries, ate too much, in the store I do not sell everything, do delivery, beer all fresh, 72 rubles per liter, bring free, I will deliver in a thermal bag, + cigarettes chips, etc., call 8-xxxxxxxxx, drive up to 21 00 - this is the law)
Can you get a couple more girls?
- There is a grandmother 75 years old, bored in the same house, I can take her to you in the evening, only she needs to massage and banks to put, scratch, rub her legs and she only drinks tea :)
I would have to be about 25 years old!
Drink a cup of beer and you’ll be 25 years old.

Yesterday, when I left from work, a black cat crossed the road right in front of the car. I drove carefully all the way home. He arrived normally, did not get stuck anywhere, did not scratch. I think it passed. The computer includes... And the niphigaa, not passed away - saw burned.

Discussing the class gap for Symbian, the people recvest the port on the Android, the scratch flaps, arguing that it is developing primarily for personal use, and to him and N8 behind the eyes. Topic commentary:
- Fuck, let him buy some galaxy, well done!! to