16:22 Wut - Dear, what do we have for dinner today?
16:24 lilita:- The world is too volatile and unpredictable to guess so far into the future!

I bought a new laptop in a well-known online store. When they brought him home and began to chew, they found that he was often rebooted. And in Windows 8, this process can’t be canceled, it just puts you in notice that in 1 minute there will be a restart and performs the threat exactly in time. We checked everything that was possible and impossible: the screw settings, the update service, the iron checked... On the third day, we noticed that this padla reboots at the beginning of each hour, i.e. 19:00, 20:00 and so on. Opened the planner of tasks (the time would not have thought that someone could have appointed such) and saw THIS!!! Some sockapadla wrote in the planner a rubb every hour!!! Starting at 00:00 and ending at 23:00! I will not hesitate to go to this store to find this deer joke and give him the horns!

How much less do you love a woman?

I had a man with such a Pushkin attitude to the lady of the heart.
He paid attention to the crops, sometimes just played football like a ball.
I cried, I suffered, I wondered, why is that so?

He invited me to dinner and made a cake. But he did not come.
Call a guy, what happened?
It turned out that the elevator did not work at my entrance that night, and I live on the third floor.

I was horribly offended.
After some time began to meet with a fellow student, a romance began, everything was different than less a woman we love even did not attend: meetings with me became a priority for him.
So after I had another, the first suddenly woke up, began to show signs of attention, thinking that I was his girlfriend. The calls began, fierce confessions, attempts to meet - and I answered everything with one - the elevator broke.
So the old Pushkin was 100% wrong.
PS Who can explain what men by this method? What do we have not stored, lost bitterly crying?

Correspondence after the corporation:
How did you sleep?
- No very: the carousel in the head was terrible, could not sleep. And you?
I walked a couple of rounds on the car and fell asleep.

to this
This and such:

XXX: The Children of the City.
I went to the village with my nephew. The little boy saw the duck and asked, “Isn’t it poisonous?”

Children of the city. It is wonderful. Not ashamed of yourself? Have you tried to develop the child? Yes, not everyone has the opportunity to go outside the city and introduce a child to pets. But everyone has television and the internet, where you can find the most diverse cognitive information about the same animals, for example. After all, there are books! But not. It is difficult, the child needs to be interested. Let him look at some meaningless cartoons with out-of-the-sight graphics. The main thing is not crying and, like, at work. And then we wonder: why does the child not recognize the duck? The nightmare! Children of the City! Yes, definitely the reason in the urban lifestyle

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Right, the boy asked, when I came to the village as a little boy, I also saw a turkey. Instead of asking, use to play the duck. He nodded me in the nose - the sea was bleeding, the good didn't get in the eye. In the end, the turkey went into the soup, I had a scarring for my whole life. But if he asked if he was not poisonous, the adults would laugh, and explain that this creature is not poisonous, but can kill him. The indigo would be alive.

It was a long time ago, somewhere in the mid-1980s. He was still in the middle class of the SSH. In the family finished soap, ordinary, toilet. Did a small half a penny (50 r), you won't believe!They said, “Buy 3-4 pieces of soap.”
He comes, brings a full pack of soap, and says, “34 pieces were not enough, I bought 32 pieces!”
The Predator!

Comments to Video Recorder Review
xxx: bought this device.I have the quality at the maximum removes terribly all vague what to tell pls
yyy: I may be wrong, but when I did not remove the protective film from the camera the symptoms were the same)

xxx> The boss today approaches, says "I brought you the source on the hard drive" and sweeps the CD. I tell him that the disk, of course, is not soft, but it is not a hard disk, the hard disk will be stronger. He now just calls the CD "hard", and the one in the comp "very hard";

About the RPC. Today, not only is the church separated from the state, but also the faith from the church.

Plush (09:39:00 17/10/2014)
Watching the Walkers?
Andreich (09:39:10 17/10/2014)
What was the team playing?

A friend lying in the hospital told this story: A guy, after the operation, who has not yet gone away from anesthesia, went to the toilet at night. He returns, approaches his bed and sees someone lying in it. Without understanding, he knocked on his shoulder.
Next, this is the situation: the girl lying in the bed throws off the blanket, turns to the guy with her ass and removes the cowards. Well, of course, the guy for that very ass caught her! There was a scream all over the floor.
The whole point is that the guy mistaken the chamber and entered the female. And also in the hospital at night nurses go to inject, so as soon as the patient feels cotton on his shoulder, he without talking removes the cowards and turns the appropriate place for the injection!

The king of Saudi Arabia wants to lower oil to 80 bucks to beat U.S. competitors mining expensive shale and deep-sea oil. In addition, they will pressure Iran and Russia to be less supportive of the kingdom’s main enemy, Assad.

This is one version.
The second version - he wants to bury shale projects at the root. First of all, U.S. projects.

There is also a third version - the King of Saudi Arabia 90 years old and he finally fucked up

The evening. Quietly in the kitchen I make a glass salad under a gentle melody of hard rock.
...

The glass salad is five!

More on the subject:
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The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)
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My son asks me:
"Why does Gufy (the dog) live in a house, with his wife and son, ride a car, walk in clothes and talk, and Pluto (also a dog) in the same series lives in a cone, walks on four legs without clothes and doesn't talk? Different breeds of dogs.
What to answer him?
and...
What is the metamorphosis of the Maugli costume? In the old illustrations, Mowgli is naked "in one knife". Naturally as well. Then I decided, it wasn’t good. Who has put on a bandage, who is cowardly (where has he taken them in the woods)? Okay, we dressed like that.
Recently, in the children’s bookstore, I came across a comic book about Mowgli. What would you think? Mowgli was dressed. In the pink shoes. Probably decided that the bare child is a footwear and child pornography.

Listening to Luck-Angie match
Our Negro is Brighter
2 - It will be cold.

“Hello, wife, are you behind the compound?! to
Hi my dear, yes. Are you still fishing?
- Yes, caroche, open the motorland site from the lock-out.
Open the catalog/magazine/626gf/glass tab.
Well, I opened up a lot of options.
Find the cheapest!
-..... glass fork of the back door left...in availability, 10 U.E.
“Sanna, the back of the left door!”Please click on "Buy" All for now!
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In 10 minutes.
My wife aloo.
Yes my dear.
- and look also: this fork is left of the driver or left if you look at the car in front...

Whoever in Russia lives well, in England is unfigured.

From a discussion of a familiar "city morza" (N).
Winter has come and the first snow has fallen. N switched to winter clothes - began to fill the shirt in shorts.

Mom Arsa moves from one apartment to another. Ars, accordingly, pulls things and matches, stunned by their quantity. Woman anyway. But he is half loud. Anyway my mom. The case comes to a large cardboard box, filled with a plate on top. and different. Ten tiles from the bathroom, twenty from the toilet, thirty from the kitchen. Five on the wall. Two from the balcony. And one broken.
and Mom! Why do you have this old cabin in your new apartment? He will not go there for anything!
Pride to Pride.

Copied from diary: jazzzzman

For a very long time I can't understand why to waste your energy and nerves on jealousy in relationships, because if it's the same person, then you should trust him at least a little, and if you don't trust - maybe the person is not the same?
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I had a girl who was smart and beautiful. I trusted her in everything, because I loved life more.
And then, as in an anecdote, I came home from work earlier, and there... So far this scene does not come out of my head, although five years have passed.
Hi, Lenny, you are reading this.