Yesterday, when I was standing in the kitchen and cooking something, the room suddenly heard such an exhausting cry of a child and a roar that I thought my heart would stop from surprise and the instant thought that something terrible happened. I haven’t run so fast for a long time. It turned out to be a reaction to a spider that suddenly fell from somewhere near him. I don't even know what's worse - that a child is 18 and it's a son (good, a girl) or that with fear he threw in him with a cellphone from the home phone, which no longer works.

By the way
X: I have heard
X: The Department of Theology was introduced into the myth
X is hot?? to
A: I have heard
A temple in the basement.
X: In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit, we will divide this atom.
The atom triedine!
u: in the name of protons, neutrons and electrons, amine

Loft: That’s not the point you’re telling this kind of publicity "I’m a deer". It was invented by a very intelligent man, and probably even a man. Just think, these are just huge catalogues of cheap idiots.

Children’s innocence has no boundaries.
I’m standing, so I’m preparing to eat. A brother sits next to him and suddenly begins to sing, “I am you boom boom boom, you are me boom boom boom... I don’t know where a seven-year-old could hear this, but now it’s not about it... I, as a brother, had to ask, “You know what this song is about?” " of course About the bubble!"

Yandex news tape: Damage on Downing Street: the head of the Ministry of Finance's cat attacked the prime minister's cat

Talk about a 12-year-old son.
Listen, do you control where your son sits on the internet?
WOW: No, what is it?
A prostitute came to me today on his recommendation.

In Russia, everything is mad, either by its excess, or by its lack.

Urry

To the question of the accounting of tenants, I remembered one story from my youth...

My father was a military rocket officer, in the early 80s he worked (that is, served) in some secret "postbox", in which everything was secret. He frequently travelled on multi-month journeys.

In general, the military in the sovkha, if any of the young people do not know, even passports did not have, and their consideration at the place of residence was carried out by the military committee, and not some JEK there.

There was a grandmother in the house, who could not reassure myself that my father lived without a license, not so much worried about the license, but what water, heating and what was still paid by a person. All the bills came to us by mom, dad with his secret as if it wasn’t at all. Here is the fact that someone pays less, caused the grandmother's stormy activity, she burned all the tenants' ears that she would not leave this shame, collecting some signatures.
One day, when my father went to some other trials at the field, this grandmother appeared to us with the local, and the same grandmother from the JEC and began to hit his mother, where his father, why he lives without a license.
Then my father, according to him, decided to “joke a little”... He wrote a statement to the “special” department that the neighbor at the entrance showed an increased interest in his schedule and the place of work, especially her interested in where he goes on a trip, and the places of his trips are an important state secret...
Well, in this spirit, generally understand, comrades Chequists, maybe the grandmother is an agent of imperialist intelligence, and the local authorities (the district and the JEC) consciously or not (and this would also be a good thing to deal with) facilitate her espionage activities.

In the "special" department also apparently jokers worked, I don't know how they joked there.
Only a couple of days later the "ambulance" came to my grandmother, before this grandmother did not complain about her health. Well, when she was released from the hospital, the question with the license was no longer raised.

http://rus.delfi.ee/press/mk_estonia/kvadratnye-metry-sami-ne-musoryat-pochemu-platu-za-vyvoz-musora-berut-s-zhilploschadi-a-ne-s-zhilcov.d?id=64973496&com=1&s=1&no=0

It only floats shit. You have to dive behind the pearl.

From Yandex-Market - description of the tea:

A terrible model. There is nothing else to expect from this manufacturer. I bought my sister (she’s stupid, she doesn’t understand anything in technique).

and :)

The Fugitive:
> I live in China
> I live in Japan
> I live in the USA. I have a question: have they all been evacuated from Russia?

No, whoever needs to go here for you.

I saw a troll 80 lv today. Sitting in installation
Waiting for the bus. This person passes and he hears such a characteristic whisper, a message on the android,
The guy spotted a message one-on-one like on Android.
I’ve never seen so many people pulling.
In the pockets.

Agr3ssiv: Of all the guards of a girl, there must be at least one Administrator... who has full access to the body.

From the dialogue:
You can’t beat the girl on the pop!
Then in the head. They do not care. They are married.

I made him a slave yesterday. A map dedicated to the 30th anniversary of the Air Force model. He called it XXX (Roman numbers). Within 20 minutes, all my neighbors looked sadly at the shoe photos.

I have not given up on these regular spa procedures.

I want regular sleep procedures, fucking!

I work in the oil tower.
He works with us. His real name is Frodo.
Everyone calls him "Lord of the RIG"

A programmer comes to the head of the department and says, “Who are you?” Give them those. The task!

I go with a friend and eat ice cream. After a while of silent dining, a friend who tasted a three-colored, layered ice cream or frozen juice says: "How interesting is it that each layer has its own disgusting taste..."

Nadia, the advertisement is over!
I hug my mom here. So funny. It is warm, soft and smells like pasta with cheese.