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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88434
 17.10.2013
Who will explain why Zeinalov in Kolomna is planted in one helicopter and pulled from another in Moscow? Even the stripes on the boats are different. Something went wrong?
ууу: The transplant was from the ring to the замоскворецкую line.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88433
 17.10.2013
A friend (D) delivered a hi-end audio system.
D: After two hours of setting it turned out that we were trying to listen to jpg

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88432
 17.10.2013
Listen, why do Skype messages not always arrive immediately?
Yyy: The NSA does not have time to read. xd

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88431
 17.10.2013
The insider is five.

Something stopped me checking the registration. The papers are in stock! Get in the car, let’s go and check. I can’t, I’m in a hurry to work. Is there a work permit? I’m a student... I’m working... I’m working. There are three stops. Why on foot? I am saving. Sit down before we get to work.
and thrown!
It was not in Russia.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №88430
 17.10.2013
This is:

Girl, let you care about the earth, but think, maybe the homeland is a family? Dad, mom, grandmother, grandfather, brother, sister, in the future your children, grandchildren, husband?
In the event of war (I really want it not to happen), I will go to protect my family first.
= = = = = = = = =
In which war?
Gays from Europe will come to Russia to force your family to same-sex marriages? Will Americans come to take your family’s oil company?
Against your family is already going to war - they are forbidden to say the wrong thing, watch the unauthorized, take the pension, introduce payments for light, water and heat, raise the excise duty on fuel, pressure on your employer, stamp laws, each other crazy.
Go and defend, my hero.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88429
 17.10.2013
I’ve been trying my whole life to understand why everything in it is so uncertain, unspeakable and vague. And then I wake up at three o’clock at night with the thought: "42!!My apartment number is 42".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88428
 17.10.2013
Instead of being cold, like all normal people, on the road a hundred or another, I come sober,
I go into a hot bath and pull myself, am I a perverse?? to
A vodka bath? Of course a pervert!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88427
 17.10.2013
In 1850, when the first batch of frogs was brought to America from Europe, the citizens of the United States were so delighted that they fed them all to death.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88426
 17.10.2013
The grandfather went in the tram, looked around - the young people stood, the old women sat. He was upset and remained silent all the way.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №88425
 16.10.2013
The reporter:
When did the riots begin, what did you experience? Are you scared?
Resident of Biryulovo:
“You know, when the riots began, I became so calm as I had not been in my neighborhood for a long time.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88424
 16.10.2013
Friendship between a man and a woman exists before the appearance of secondary sexual characteristics.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №88423
 16.10.2013
Announcement on the sale of an apartment in Volgograd:

There is all the necessary equipment: TV (cable), UVC, washing machine, refrigerator, stove, stove, pasta.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88422
 16.10.2013
I’m not going to quote "wits" to point out grammatical errors. I will just miss them angrily. The Unknowns!

[ + 2 - ] Comment quote №88421
 16.10.2013
The sister was overwhelmed by an obsessive idea - to buy a tablet.Yes, it seems that everyone who communicates with her at least somehow knows about it.And here is another time she starts a conversation with a friend about this device.
Well, let me list you the arguments for the purchase, and you are against?
Well, he begins to list, a long, five minutes already... He is silent, apparently listening to his girlfriend.
“Nassau, fuck you, it’s not an argument!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88420
 16.10.2013
by Zaebalski:
I also once asked:
Why do you react so calmly and without jealousy when I come late from the corporation?? to
I’m not jealous, I hope.

Since then, such topics have never been touched.

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88419
 16.10.2013
> To generate a 256-bit key for a partition with the system you need to throw a coin of all
> 256 times You can do it in 10 minutes.
And you can hang a millimeter sheet of paper on the wall and sneeze on it - which cells of soppy got - is 1, and which is not - is 0.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88418
 16.10.2013
30,000 is worth divorcing from the New Year)

Gooo, get divorced immediately, for free!! to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88417
 16.10.2013
According to the participants of the meeting, the “anti-piracy” law in its current version
for the first months of work proved its effectiveness, having received positive feedback from many rightholders."

- The law on the "divorce of lochs" in the first months of work proved its effectiveness,
It has received positive feedback from many puppets.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88416
 16.10.2013
XXX: Did you play in the gym?
Yyy: no, but judging by the name, a fucking game

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88415
 16.10.2013
The accountant was stuck for a long time at computing, forging, setting up...
He gave up his place and sat down:
What a warm chair!!! to
This is........................................

........ gas, and electricity in a silent bubble eyes met with her, and after a moment under the general rust of the present came that the lump was....... :)))))))))

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