One guy didn’t pay attention to me for a long time, but I decided to meet him anyway. Once I saw him on the shore of one, quickly climbed into the river and began to scream that I was already drowning. He saved me, and I thanked him for his passionate night of love. He infected me with gonorrhea. I would rather have drowned (girl, 24 years old).

My mother burned. Siddhartha takes her pictures and shows me:
Look what I was!
Oh, how long your hair was!
“Yes,” says Mom, “I still have them, and I get a cellophane bag with hair.

Downloaded the game from torrents, and there is a license agreement:

Please read this license agreement very carefully:
I agree to have fun and just have fun.
Help me God!
“To be angry is like pressing hot coals in your hand, trying to throw them at someone; you burn yourself.”
The Buddha.
Have fun! →! to

In the evening as usual I went to the shower, I stand under hot water and I notice that everything is muddy... no need, I think, it happens... that pupils from hot water sweat. Here I sat in the room, frozen - now I warm up and they sweat. Then I wash and I can’t understand why the water doesn’t get into my eyes.
Looking in the mirror, I forgot to take off my glasses.

The weather inspires with its disgust, you get into the bus - all such faces are overwhelmed, so glad it becomes xD

xxx help me! Why did the cookies disappear?? to
Yyy: They were eaten
xxx: ><

Is it true that coal is good for the body?
Yyy: What, once again the potatoes failed? ?
Damn, how do you know?and (

Where is the 404 page?? to
The carmaker: :-)
Correction: Are you completely out of shape? This is a book!

In the summer on the beach, the girl suddenly drops her swimsuit, she looks in horror at the guys sitting behind, and one of them screams to her:
Do not be ashamed, girl. I saw nothing! I am blinded by your beauty.

The xxx:
Diarrhea is the leakage of information that you are a shit!
YYYY :
Is it a non-security service??? = – O

XXX is
I breathed chlorine... now I don’t feel anything – I don’t distinguish smells, only sharp in the nose, and bitterness in the mouth... and nausea.
YYYY
Is there an arrival?
XXX is
I wait
XXX is
Fuck... terrible
YYYY
When do you read the common letters?
XXX is
Sushi

Conversation of girls (D) and guys (P) in chat.
D: Boys, don’t you have such a pleasant feeling before a date when the butterflies are in your stomach?
P is there. I just have a member and that’s all.

I lie with my husband (sysadmin of a small set - 105 kg at my 55 kg), decided to kiss. He is inspired, begins to cuddle deliciously in response and falls over the whole body from above, which is why I have a short breath.
Are you excited?
I am suffocating :[

I was once in the elevator and for nothing to do decided to look at the ceiling, and there is written: "Ab*lo go down"

[13:56:09] Ikshot: Hohma: Just ordered a toy for PSP (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep) in video games. The courier calls and asks: "And at what time can I deliver the maximum?"
I answer, “By midnight... but as you get closer to midnight, it will be more and more difficult for you to find me.”
At the other end of the tube there is silence, a pause... and then she asks so carefully (with some fear): "Why?".
Well my answer is "Because it’s dark!"

The fox
When was the last time you went to a psychiatrist?
YYYY
If he is in the military, then at 18.
YYYY
But I don’t remember one of them.
YYYY
He was in a mask and with a sword.
YYYY
Speaking in Turkish
YYYY
I ate cookies and squeezed from under the desk.

Dialogue in the trauma point (01.15)
What about you?
Something, my hand broke.

xxx (00:23): Somebody is constantly turning the light on the first floor, and when you come home in the evening, there is a chance to turn up the stairs and break your neck. I walked into the entrance today and was surprised, the light was! I approached the elevator, and above my head on the bulb hangs a sheet: "If you drop the bulb again, I will find you and twist it in your ass!", and then the inscription went with another handwriting: "You will not find it and it will not be," and then the record was tragically broken... I even got somewhat squeezed on the bulb to watch.

- we go with a couple, there water channellers do something in the lounge, drop there a hose on a rope)) we pass by - I ask, "Well, what, how to catch the men?"" and one of them to me: "normal, what we will share" O_o

They are dangerous.

The atheist humbly sang in the church choir. Well paid.
by Mark Alishin