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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71698
 18.10.2012
From the resume of the candidate (with humor everything is fine with the girl):
Education: 2003 - Commercial and Economic College, Commercial Activities, Commercial Studies (in this school I started smoking)
Experience of work: (......describes where and who worked) The only disadvantage is the fool.
Key Skills: Resistant to stress and falls from height, easy to learn and not easily untrained, developed sense of personal significance. I easily find a common language with birds and animals, as well as with staff and colleagues. A dedicated lady, not a flamboyant and balanced housewife. Experienced PC user, quick test replacement. I have an active lifestyle at home. Driving license for more than 2 years (confident driver, but sometimes riding on high bardures)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71697
 18.10.2012
xxx: parasitizes inside a person, sometimes activates and begins to eat it from within - is that what?
Tagged: worms
ZZZ: The Conscience

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71696
 17.10.2012
Q: What kind of animal is it?
WOW: Dog and Cat
Q: What is the name of the dog?
Tagged with: omka
A cat is an ampere?
Dad is a physicist, x*li.. ))
You still lack a full picture of the hammer of Voltaire :)

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71695
 17.10.2012
KS> The idiotism of the countries winning the air conditioner. Why in the summer you have to pull the coat specifically for the office, and in the winter to dress up to one T-shirt?

[ + 47 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71694
 17.10.2012
You painted us:
Tired of the mail. Do you know how it is to work there? I represent it. In our city (not the smallest) operator receives 7t.r. Their job is catching. Customers can spend the whole day paying a mortgage. And what depends on this girl behind the compound that you show her your nerves??? For her spp you would not even raise your eyes on the psychic. They smile and “come back.” I am not an operator, but an admin. The software that is written for the Post is just hell. The Indians smoke nervously. I have, by the way, a little more. Respect the work of others.

We answered.
1st Low salary is not an excuse to work badly. Teachers are paid little, they should teach schoolchildren to write "karova"? Either you do your business well, or you leave - the third is not given, slavery has long been abolished.
2nd Work should only be respected in one case: if it is of good quality.
Other Questions?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71693
 17.10.2012
My friend-real CO...How - then walked with him, suddenly we see a girl - a bicycle passes by us, away from us by 25 meters and falls...We rush to her, a friend runs first (well I think now will help to get up...), and, no - rushes to her, so, and says - "rush more carefully, otherwise you will fall again", and walked with a sense of duty done further...In general, under my laughter and that girl, I helped her get up))

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71692
 17.10.2012
XXX: What is there?
YYY: ask more specifically
XXX: What is there?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71691
 17.10.2012
When will the government and state apparatus stop electing members and start taking normal people?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71690
 17.10.2012
List of photos from holiday (Turkey/Egypt)
1st Pictures of Water
1.1 Picture on the shore.
1.2 Photo by the shore, but by the ankle in the water.
1.3 Photo of the belt in the water.
1.4 Photographs on stones.
1.5 Photos in the hotel pool.
1.6 photo in the sea on a yacht.
2nd Pictures in the dunes.
2.1 photo standing in dunes in the bandage
2.2 Photo with dunes bandage with a camel
2.3 Photo in two in dunes
2.4 Photos of transport
Three The Evening Photos
3.1 Photo of how I dressed (as) in the cafe
3.2 Food in the coffee shop
3.3 Photographs with food
3.4 Overall photo at the table
4 Photos at the airport

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71689
 17.10.2012
News from Belarus: smugglers beat a border guard and took his phone
Comment:...and gave a slash, which the border guard said he would complain to his brother...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71688
 17.10.2012
Buying a home in the United States:

- And in Odessa and near the sea you can build a house, for the same price, though without 12 cents :)

There will only be one newcomer. There will be Ukraine.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №71687
 17.10.2012
Technical support please. make next to the button "I like" buttons "I am scared" and "I think, or this user in the edge of fucking"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71686
 17.10.2012
Elvis ) (10:11) :
Get back the cat"!!! to

Elvis ) (10:11) :
I want to eat (

Elvis ) (10:11) :
These two messages are not related.

[ + 31 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71685
 17.10.2012
Interestingly, how did the real Madonna (which is the Mother of God) relate to the cross? How could she treat the weapon with which her son was executed?
Written by Czelle, 16.10.2012 at 18.04
Czelle: How did she deal with her son’s instrument of execution? She made a small copy and wore it on her neck on a rope. Sometimes I painted in the air.
Written by Genki, 16.10.2012 at 18.16
Genki: Exactly, a copy of the cross, and also with the body of the son. I think real mothers always do that.
Written by red_andr, 16.10.2012 at 19.06

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71684
 17.10.2012
I read about the Russian Post here and can't help but put my five copies. I sent 2 packages with an imposed payment (selled 2 things through the internet barahola), 4 times asked the operator (this is how I felt) if she correctly ordered my package with the imposed payment. Four times I was answered in a sham, say, girl, here you are not monkeys working, we know our business. The packages, by the way, in total pulled for more than 6 thousand. The ruble. And what do you think? This operator eventually sent them as Valuable Deliveries. All of. To my recipients the packages came for free, money I, of course, did not receive any, because they subsequently pretended to be tubes (although here, a clear thing, a lack of conscience and education, but now it is not about them), and in the mail I was first told that everything was arranged correctly (well?) and then, that I was myself to blame for everything, I had to know how the package is processed with the imposed payment. I sent it for the first time and had no idea what it should look like. So, you know, the image of the mail is created by its employees. And the more money goes to rebranding, the better the quality of service.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71683
 17.10.2012
and quiet. I sit home alone. Suddenly, in silence, I begin to distinguish some barely heard nasty scream. He stretches a tone higher, then a tone lower, then returns to a half-tone, and again... I had to get around the whole apartment, check all the TVs, phones, tablets and so on, listen to the working electrical devices, and for the guarantee to inspect all the sockets and pilots. Finally, it seemed that the localization of the sound became clear, and it seemed not to us, but from below. I lie down on the floor and...blin!!! This neighbor sings to her baby!
No, well, of course, what... But fucking, why is it so fake and so fake!

Sadly a baby.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71682
 17.10.2012
From Habr:
A website that could be done in two weeks, we did three months. Nothing can be done in two weeks.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71681
 17.10.2012
WOMAN (09:24:47 17/10/2012)
Funny, it is really funny.
WOMAN (09:30:39 17/10/2012)
Today sat in the bus, next to the old old lady, mothers with small children come in, I sit. The conductor is walking kicks on me, drove to some stop, again comes the mother with the child, then the sense of justice in the conductor is stumbling and she approaches me and asks to give up a place, I'll understand what is written on my forehead?? Why I? Well, I’m upset, I say I’m pregnant at all, and here the picture of the rabbit, this old creature who sat next to me decided to give up a place to this mother with the child, the shit herself barely stands on her feet, well, then I became completely uncomfortable, hardly put this grandmother in place, psychanula, got up and went to the other end of the bus. The rest of the seats turned to the window and looked in the distance, allegedly not noticing how the grandmother and the pregnant woman argued which of them would give up the place to the mother and the child.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №71680
 17.10.2012
No, photon: - I'm speed oooooooooooooooh, neutrinos - I'm hard to find and I'm easy to lose. The boson is vanilla))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №71679
 17.10.2012
xhhh: I sell a mtsovsky smartphone, the documents are lost, I will give it cheaply
WOW: Lost – now it’s called that?
Zzzz: Who lost it and when?

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