Damn, everywhere the hands and heads are rolled.
XHH: Here the kids will come from school, I will arrange them an outlet for this.
I’m not buying Lego for that.

xxx: I am riding
xxx: Near our hostel there is a cafe called "Food". And it is written in a funny way: between the first two letters are crossed forks with a knife. So it looks like this: Exda.
xxx: My perverted brain could not fail to note the fact that x is similar to multiplication, and E and DA are perfectly suited to the sixteen-digit system. And it made me mind to count it.
XXX: I did it today.
XXX is the culmination. In the sixteen-digit system of numbers ExDA = BEC!

xxx: I suggest that all the people who have seen you in the swimming pool hat, legally equate to relatives.

No, well, in general, I know a lot in life and can, but for some reason instead of all this I sit comfortably on the internet.

I have a cold for the whole family. A woman with a dead look is going to put a child, I am sitting on the internet. If you want sex, try to raise me up. I: You look like I will first feel like a necrophile and then like a necrophile.

Peter, the evening before the Kurban Byram, the largest mosque in Peter on Gorkovskaya, at the same time the universe.

I wanted to go to the universe tomorrow. I know that tomorrow I’ll be a fucker. I won’t go to the universe tomorrow.
First I thought you were joking, and then I thought why I’t go to the universe tomorrow)))

Max: sent a spam invitation to the conference "How do I work?"
Max: the mood is good, wrote: More relevant would be the seminar "How to work with TP"
Max: There were people alive at the end! Answered: Working with the TP is not effective)))

and XXX:
At school, the younger was asked to blind from natural material.
Clear pen, parents will do, not the child.
And since I am in the hospital, it is quite obvious that this care has fallen on me in full. You sit at home without work, do it.

As the teacher said, "walk through the lawns, lawns, forest slopes, pick up material."
I think - to blind her installation of beer cans, cigarette packs and plastic bags.
I don’t understand humor.

If I live to old age, I will say to my grandchildren:
In our time, the Internet was there, everything could be downloaded, and everything to say, even the president to call. And this your internet is not the internet, but a collection of advertising. And they will show me decentralized networks and say that the internet is actually now here and that territory has been conquered by idiots.

In the third year of work, the spouse created a folder with directives from the management naming it "Internal Journal of Revenue of Received Instructions".

From the Auto Forum:

Q: How many accidents are occurring every day? Do I think, or are they really getting more? After the first snow and night frosts, I noticed that the car was no longer so obedient - now it was on winter tyres, so not to worry.
We either change clothes or drive more carefully. What other options?

YYY:Tumbler head-pocket transferred to the upper position

Does my baby want to eat or just sleep?
Your baby wants to chew, eat and fuck. by Mimi.

Sergeevich: I once tried to adequately translate "beef jerky" into Russian. It worked out, but somehow archaic - "broken beef".
jershov: masturbation

Alina: I am a very ugly person. I can’t even sit on a chair after anyone. You feel someone else’s warmth, as if he’s touching me.

Commentary on Titube to the video of the famous beatboxer Beardyman.

"One day he made a cunnilingus to a girl. Legend says she is still in orgasm".

The myth is invented by people who are ashamed to admit that they live in Moscow.
(A view from Vladivostok)

Application to the IT Service Desk:

Hi to. Broken chair, please repair or replace it.

Answer of Support:

The request has been cancelled because the chair is not connected to the computer or to the local network. We can share the chair, but I advise you to immediately contact the AHC.

I work a lot, self-realization is over, a high salary. But I always want to eat, sleep and fuck.

The difference between BSD and Linux is as much as between Russian and Slovenian. At first glance, it seems. In the second, you understand that you need to learn another 100 words. On the third, you understand that they are two completely different languages.

Comments on the movie "+1":
Well, finally the name correctly translated