He carried his grandmother across the road and decided to bring him to a stop:
How beautiful you are, you look like an actor. Married to?
and no.
Don’t get married, bad girls are gone.

The director of the firm stumbled upon an advertisement for the sale of the same thing he trades himself, only cheaper and decided to call. And I recognized the voice of the guard from his warehouse.

Are you in trouble with Valeria again?
They decided to drink like adults and confess all their sins. After the first he said that it was he taught the cats to fuck me in the tapki, after the second that I sometimes sucked into my wallet, and after the third I filled him fuck!! to

From the comments to the purchase in the basket of the laptop online store:
“No, I was not wrong. Yes, I really need 8 different laptops. No need to re-call and tolerantly explain how to use the basket. Buying for a small company. O_O

She: I’m watching the series right now. It’s so romantic, so cute.

He: Now I am somewhat uncomfortable.

She: What is it?

He: Well you told me about romance, and I wanted to tell you that I bought a delicious toothpaste...

Imagine a picture, I sit at work, in the chat comes a message from a colleague:
Can the sound card be changed in the processor?
hhh: yes quite... but at the price it is easier to buy a new mom.. (a sound card built into the mom rather than the processor)
WOW: I understand, I burned on the work comp, we do not have the old comp?
XHH: No, you need to call KM and find out what is more profitable at the price to buy
Then I crash from the spot to look at what the problem is and I see the burned port 3.5. On my question how and why, I find out that at the moment when one end of the AUX wire came out of the compass, the other end fell into a triangle and miraculously hit right into the socket. The finisher broke through to the helmets, of course, the audio payment to the helmets, and the compound is essentially pofig.... he both smelled and pachet=) I don't know why but it was a load of mood for the rest of the day....

A sentence of seven words, each of which consists of two letters:

Oh yeah, but you’re a shit!

XHH: Remember, the broadcast was once on the telecast "Two Pianos"?
WOW: Is it ever in school time?
I watched her all the time, and then suddenly stopped and didn’t mention her at all until your yesterday’s “musical psychoanalysis.”
HHH: And here I remembered!! I saw the very green Baskov there for the first time, and he caused an irreparable injury to the child’s psyche.
Wow: I’t be surprised if you stopped listening to any music with words from now on.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yes, but I didn’t even remember myself before. I’ll go and pump a vineyard under the old List for the old Freud. and :)

To the news "National protected Linux distribution Zora is ready for implementation":

xxx: Now there will be assembly and disassembly not only the machine, but also the core. Standards for 3 minutes.

<xxx> and I was not able to take any course at the universarium, one I enrolled and it was cancelled, the other was to be about space, but there began to tell about Jesus
There they started the course with the fact that Jesus will eventually come and raise all who have died, and since they will all need to live somewhere, we need to master the cosmos.

Even pets need care and maintenance according to their needs, not your puppies.

@chepushir: Remembering how I had to go from the village to the city this morning.
I had to get up at 6 in the morning.
I woke up at 6 a.m. and went to the toilet. I’m standing in the toilet – doing my business – and a thought in my head: why does the sun shine on the left?
The parents come here at 6 p.m.

If you are so drunk, then to bring to the absurd we will write a story.
Once, Iwling Vo recommended a Russian restaurant to George Om.

You are ohm, right?
Oh yeah, from the w.
Oh yeah, that’s a shift.
No, I don’t eat shi, shi, fu.
Oh, you are a mind! and mm,
Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh! Oh shi! Not M, but W! (Showing the big finger)

Windows 7 Professional is great. After a fresh installation, I found and offered to deliver 219 updates. So little that she tried to install these 4 hour updates - the apogee was that as a result of these updates, the OS considered that the new state was unstable, and began to turn off herself, canceling part of the updates, which took her another 3 hours.

xxx: and I think that these Hindus should not reduce the name of the variables max_chunk_length and max_x_y_index to max_chlen and max_xyi.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Save me, at the box!
YYU: Sudarya, I’ve somehow wanted to...

Not my own, but I can’t help:
From the Caspian "echo" we can see Syria a bit.
From the Black Sea "window" we can see all of Europe!
And from the Kamchatka window of the United States, everything is on the palm!

In someone else’s bed you see a puddle, in your own you don’t notice a puddle.

Yesterday I got a call from a forex office. I went to work on Friday in the courtyard, thinking about a cold bottle of beer and a good mood.
A girl calls:
Hello, my name is Svetlana, I am from Yo Trade Ches. Would you like to trade on the stock exchange?
Sorry, but I’m not in your stock market right now.
Well, agree, getting a good profit from trading in securities makes sense.
You know, if there were no war, then everything makes sense.
After that phrase, she put the phone.

I sat down to eat. A two-year-old whisper to me, I strictly say to her – “Daughter, Mommy eats!” and the Elderly (8) quietly whispers to her: “You understand, distracting Mommy when she eats is like touching a snake when she lays.”