I launched the demon, he went, built a house in /tmp, while he was building it, his child died. Then the demon looked at it, killed three of his other children and killed himself.

<velther> stop, you are in vain

Can I die?
No, it is too expensive. Now we cannot afford it.

As a result, one of the important areas of activity of the grain company's security service was to find out when the inspection would arrive and from which department. Plus, there is a unique working specialty - an emergency door hanger.

On the regime object there were requirements for windows.
Firefighters should not be locked.
They want to be locked.
I had to hang the locks, then film them. And all would be nothing, but one day the committees came together. The problem was solved only by a small amount of alcohol, its benefits were in excess.
After that, the inspectors came separately. But the bars were no longer checked.

The Twin:
About about:
— — —
by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.
— — —
Skund was really enchanted, although such forests on Disk are quite common. But it was the only forest in the universe that was called - in the local language - "Your Finger, Bolvan", which is a literal translation of the word "Skynd". The reason for this name is, unfortunately, too banal. When the first explorers from the warm lands near the Round Sea hit the cold deep lands, they filled the white spots on their maps as follows. They caught the nearest aboriginal, pointed to some point of reference, asked questions, loudly, clearly pronouncing words, and recorded everything that the elderly aboriginal spoke. Therefore, in generations of atlases such geographical discoveries have been perpetuated as "Simply Mountain", "I have no concepts", "What?" and, of course, "Your Finger, Bolvan." by Terry Pratchett. The crazy star.

Everywhere they run like this.
The banal “Kenguru” in the language of one of the Aboriginal tribes means “I don’t understand you.” Exactly on this principle.

Rostechnadzor requires that the doors of the warehouse be opened inside - then the explosion will damage less what is outside.

They are naughty.
In any explosive and fire hazardous enterprise, doors must be opened to the outside in accordance with all norms and rules. And, by the way, with a volumetric detonation of combustible dust in the shop there is not what the doors will take out - there the walls to the dogs will spread.

Request a written order.

You got it:

For all this:
______
Where to go further:
Let us go further:
I add :
Defender of the Post:

Position of Defender...
Post "Tranzers"
Position of Alternative...
Position of Alternative...
__________

For some reason, a person who works for a small salary thinks that he shouldn’t get rid of it, but can do everything after his sleeves. Moreover, those who do not work at all at the mail and get decent money, also believe that people with low wages are losers and do not know how to work normally.
As a result, everyone quietly agrees that as long as the mail is paid a penny, the mail will not work! In fact, it is getting worse:
Until people overcome this habit, until they begin to do the business they pledged to do, even for a poor salary, it is better not to be anywhere, and not only at the mail. In addition, the employees of the mail knew what salary they were going for, and I tell you exactly - the quality of work does not depend on the salary!!! Just as I’ve already written, if a person gets to work for a penny, he’ll pin there – that’s our great untouchable mentality!! to
2nd The mail will not work normally and in that case if they get normal money!!! to
They are accustomed to suffering from hernias.

One of the groups on the search for once met but lost half:
The girl was seen when she was donating blood (even on the first day most likely). The dark,
in a white shirt, on my right hand nomination, on my neck
The ring on the suspension. Blue jeans and black ballets. You are great, I would like.
To meet, but
The xxx:
It seems to me that the author has specifically left the end of his message open so that we can come up with a reason for it.
and ZZZ:
xxx xxx,
I made a vow of unmarriage.
Our families are hostile.
But it would be too simple.
But I am married
You are married.
But I need your ring to protect Minas Tirit.
I do not meet strangers.
The police are looking for me.
But our lives are pieces of sand in an endless flow of events.
But I am too good for you.

We humans have two problems: we cannot count.

to this:

Notice on Skype: I don’t have the Internet!

and ==

Skype, such a bitch, goes through everything. If the authorization was passed before the breakdown of communication and you are in the same lock / in the sender's lock there is a computer with access to the Internet - the message will be sent and come.

From the report of the participant on the wheelchair:

I remember the prediction that there must be a sun there. I think the fog dissipates with the rise. Nine o’clock, there is no sun. 10 hours without the sun. It is remembered the wife of the great leader Anunakh - Agashtaz. At 11 o’clock the son of the great leader, Amnepoch, is remembered. So, the fog is the mark of today’s curtain. And in general, Oleg and I can’t help but run so as not to get into any rainfall.

The case at the interview (real!!!) is :
What do you think is a server?
Box with Ventilator
The whole office lay.

From Wiki's article about the Root Group:

At the end of the summer appeared a clip for the song "She is lucky", the director of which again became Viktor Priduvilov, a little bit blowing all the members of the group.

Fedor Konyukhov has magnets hanging on the refrigerator.

From the Greencard lottery discussion:
Zheton1: I would cover this office, America is frankly taking the brains out of the country.
Idleq: Understand that the brain has no place in the ass.

I am reading a huge old foil of Ostrovsky, a book of 1947. And from every page I cut almost a piece of waffle! Even chocolate, candy pieces, and big everything, through three pages can be seen! A full table is gathered. I think, what kind of people are they, well, eaten after the book - so shake up for yourself! I close the book and here I only see the inscription on the cover: "The Library of the Red October Factory". My mom picked it up when it was removed :)

The cleaner burned.

Since in the office problems with furniture, the second week I sit in a separate cabinet, at the table on which there is a small server in a careful server closet...

The cleaner comes.

“My daughter, you’t sit here. Do you know how many calories it contains? He eats your whole brain.

O_O

Yesterday a bird flew to work, today to the apartment. Either I will die soon, or a letter from Hogwarts to Russia will take 10 years.
WOW : :)

C of Twitter:

XXX: Yesterday I made a lookout lookout. Drink coffee and code in excel'e

List of the smartest dog breeds.
The comment in her delighted: in my opinion, the dumbest dog is the neighbor's fucking Charlie! This fool is coming up to us and cuddling my dogs.