About the names. His brother's teacher was Svetlana Ivanovna with the magical name Mishanin-Vilkov. Well, then, why her name-fatherhood became Mechanina Wilkowna, no need to explain.

Working moments of life:
xxx: The boss asked to know how many hours the tablet will play the movies.
xxx: I downloaded the series, we sit and watch, hopefully enough until the end of the working day.
I’m going to make popcorn!

From Facebook:
XXX: Greetings to the beautiful!
YYYYYYYYY :)
xxx: I saw your photos, you are very sympathetic, I would like to meet you, my name is Paška!
Yyy: Thank you, but I am not interested in new acquaintances, good day to you :)
XXX: So what are you doing? I am fine, there is an apartment and a car. Let us get acquainted!
YYY: Pasha, seriously, I’m not interested :)
Okay, here is my photo, can you see what I have in the press? You will lose a lot if you refuse. ;)
yyy: Thank you, but I am not interested, good day :)
XXX is A! You are a lesbian, right? Couldn’t she ever say sheep are stupid? I only spent time on you!!!! to

I live alone in three. Rodna was offered to take a relatives-student from another city to the post, so that the girl in the community does not binge. I am not sorry, it was more fun, but the presence of a stranger was slightly tense - he began to carefully monitor the apartment, constantly killed himself,ined cleanliness and order. And then one week turned out to be a tough week, after work, I ate dinner and left dirty dishes in the dishwasher. The student came and cheered in the kitchen:
You finally woke up! I lived here for six months as in a museum.
I thought a lot.

<...> studied in the eighth grade, I bring a diary to sign. Mom breathes and says, "It's time to learn to fake my signature, a big girl! "I have since signed the diary myself)
= the =
I did not fake (honestly!) I had a signature in my diary, but for the sake of it, I learned to write the same as my mom. Habit gradually... And then it turned out that for some time he worked in the same factory as her, and even in the same department.
The bugs were flogged from two completely identical signatures in different lines of salary statements.

So then. At first, someone complains that they want virgins, but they don’t. Then another replies that they are there, they are there. After that, are they all happy? Fuck to you! They declare that if a girl is still a virgin, then she is doing something wrong, and they start giving advice on how to fix her situation. I see how it will end: the girls will follow the advice, lose their virginity, and the guys will declare, “Well, we said that there are no virgins!” and they will continue to suffer from this fact.

You know, when I observe this logic, I am ashamed that I belong to the male sex.

I want to have a normal family and a couple of children. But I understand that it is the same unrealistic dream as breaking your Bugatti Veyron about your own yacht.

This is not a skull, it is an exoskeleton.
c) GeminiX

It is clear that for the long winter the color of your epidermis has become far from the advertising and even last year. It’s clear that if you want to like me as a man, you’re wearing everything that’s short in your closet. Only one thing is unclear. Do you think I enjoy looking at a girl or woman with blue legs?
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You are my unknown uncle. You may not believe it, but in the summer I change clothes, because in the jeans it gets hot. This is the summer of bug and ficha together. And what do you think about my cellulite and bleaches on a loose body - you think that I don't care?

XX: Currently on the forum. The character gives the phrase "possy at me anal". Moderators in hysteria, we all try to develop...

I don't see any sense in the law that prohibits sex with a goat (without torture), but allows the manufacture of this goat cottlet.
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During Pushkin's time, a female shirt, raised just above the ankle, aroused men's fantasies. Now the ladies walk with the naked stomach and piercing in the navel, and the men discuss the ethics of sex with a goat without her consent.
Is this the evolution of Homo sapiens?

"Love and pigeons", a film, softly speaking, not childish. Love and romance? and no-no The stranger changed, like a goat, went to another, returned, the son on him with a tail, with his former wife to drink vodka from his throat - you want to, just for a 12-year-old kid. Did you see this as a child? Never to ever! Not to live! We watched foolish comedies like the French "4 Musketeers", of course, Gaida, all kinds of "Peter and Vasechkin", about spies, detectives then were intellectual, without excessive bloodshed... what to say, not one film studio for children and youth worked, setting the right ideals. And to punish a child with such a non-Film is, indeed, stupid. They think that all adults are stupid. 146 percent think so.

If I kill a murderer, a maniac, a bastard for his murders, will I become like him? By the idea, I would also become a murderer, but I had other goals - in retaliation, to make the world better. On the other hand, he may have exactly the same motives when he killed certain types of people. This is a moral paradox. How to get out of it?
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Without a joke, this paradox was well demonstrated in the Batman comics. If you kill a murderer, you become a murderer because you put your judgment and your motives above public goals. The main objective of the ideal judicial system is not only to punish a particular offender, but also to show to everyone the inevitability of punishment and thus prevent the commission of new crimes. And if you extinguish a maniac in a dark basement, then no one will know why he is so. So it's better to act like Batman - to give the maniac to the organs, having supplied all the evidence and pre-breaking him all the bones so that he doesn't joke anymore.

We agreed with our partner last night that we will call tomorrow at 12 a.m. I call at the specified time and then he reports: "You know, I unexpectedly left for Norway here".

The correct answer to the question "Have you stopped drinking cognac in the morning?":
"Never ever!"

Lex: Modesty does not adorn a successful musician, businessman, or politician. Unfortunately, modesty is the trait most beneficial to a successful maniac.

Your favorite tool for working with XML?
and trainees.

The problem of the decade:
Basically :
2006-08-08 17:55 #40203 <Karrde> Amazing! Donald Duck doesn’t wear pants. But when he comes out of the soul, he turns into a towel. He walks without pants.
[15:16:46] GreG is right. The wet eggs are frozen. The dry is no more.)

>> How do you explain to your kids what your dad does at work? Immediately you will read the university course or "rejected, small, you will still not understand"?

Not quite in the subject, but suddenly I remembered how I was explained about the power of the current, and other electrical circuits:

Imagine a long tunnel, well, like a subway, filled with people standing in place. These are electrons in the conductor.

From one side of the tunnel comes a huge monster. It is tension.

The size of this monster and the degree of its horror, directly affect the speed of stumbling people from it through the tunnel. It is the power of current.

Because the width of the tunnel is limited, the rear rows are forced to pin on the front rows, which are not so scary yet, creating a dungeon and local battles. It is resistance.

If a concrete wall met in the tunnel with a door that barricades the path and narrows the passage, it is a resistor.

If a hole with a width equal to the width of a tunnel is formed, it is a condenser.

If there is ice on the floor of the tunnel, allowing the rear rows to push people on the ice easily and freely, it is an inductivity coil.

and etc. not entered

You know, I understand why he has problems with girls. At the beginning of each new relationship, he long reflects on whether it is worth the effort. It seems to me that even right before the trial he will stand up in front of the bed with the view: "and yet, to fuck or not to fuck?and "