Students, 1st course, TUSUR (Tomsk), independent in English, translated by Google!by :
Physics is the science that studies different phenomena in nature.
Physicists feel in students various phenomena in nature.

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The Male Logic
refuse to have sex with a girl because she has a menstrual period, the reason is that the member is worn out, the type of некомильфо.
A few days later, the same girl begins to engage in anal sex.
Then offended because she laughed for a long time.
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Venous diseases are transmitted through blood, not through shit. Therefore, in all religions it is strictly forbidden to have sex with women during menstruation. It is considered "unclean" these days.
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Are you sho? Really? So all the rumors about venous diseases in gays are exaggeration? They can’t get infected, according to your logic.

A girl friend sent a request for help, sitting on the checkpoint:
Is the function black or unfair: y=sinx-tgx
I started to doubt my knowledge of mathematics.)

xxx: It’s what I’m so fascinating on YouTube watching that I’m then recommended to offer the official channel of the Indian League of Hockey on the grass...

I go on a bus, next to a guy (P) 30 years old with his mother (M):
P is :
Let my father take my jeans, they are branded and I never wore them and bought them with the calculation that I would fix.
M is :
Leave yourself, suddenly you will disperse...
P is :
My weight has not changed for several years.
M is :
You said three years ago that you’ve gotten a little better.
P is :
That was before I took the mortgage.

xxx is a piss. Animers watch anime about animators who watch animated porn.

It’s quite strange to hear the phrase: “Is there an adult at home?” when I’m 26 and I’m 8 months pregnant and I open the door of a maid.

I have not used condoms for 10 years - until my father.

So many bad comments! In fact, the guy is fucking the old lady.

XXX: I am at the Beyrulovsky vegetable base. Here is hell! Heavily injured Chipolino and Kum Tyva. Mr. Pomidor is in critical condition.
We get vegetables in autumn. one, four

<xxx> all member, silver
<Silver> and why all the member?
<xxx> A looked to the left -- member, right -- member...
<Silver> are you in the men’s bathroom?

Any evening snack in a restaurant after midnight turns into a chicken. As a DJ.

Astrologers announced a week of jokes about a 10-year-old infertile gay boy

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You have already got your funny quotes on this forum post! It is good to fill our serious reasoning with unnecessary fun! Where are the moderators looking?

The Norwegian film. One of the characters tells the other on the phone that he has Natasha at his guests. After a while, the girl became angry with him. In the original sound, she loudly pronounces: "Yes, you went on, you are unhappy". Russian subtitles: "Go to the devil, the stinking goat".

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Readers: Children are great!
Skynet_NK: Yes It is so. I went with my older son to work for my wife. My son was 5 years of power. On the ring of the Home of the household, we were several times very seriously cut by the nine with the small-eyed mirrors of the rearview. Miracle the driver at some point was out of reach of my anger (with my right side). Then I said the phrase to myself "the mirror would break him for unnecessary". I feel in the cabin somehow cooler and hearing increased, and then the sound of a blow and falling on the asphalt broken mirror. I thought it was I who struck him and looked into the right mirror... I only noticed how the plastic machine, which my son held in his hand, hides in the innermost of the car through the window and the son’s phrase “Ready, Dad.”

Now imagine the man’s reaction. I was driving, I was driving. I cut someone a couple of times. And here and this someone opens a window, the machine is lifted up (in modern fashion made under the actual) and from this machine you are shot a mirror. The guy warned.

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L_D: Mom is the kind of person who will always find a way to fuck you out of the best incentives.
I am glad that my mom can do more. And let each mother do this as long as possible.

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With EMO:
The Male Logic
refuse to have sex with a girl because she has a menstrual period, the reason is that the member is worn out, the type of некомильфо.
A few days later, the same girl begins to engage in anal sex.
Then offended because she laughed for a long time.
— — —
Venous diseases are transmitted through blood, not through shit. Therefore, in all religions it is strictly forbidden to have sex with women during menstruation. It is considered "unclean" these days.
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So what nonsense? Sexually transmitted diseases are transmitted both by oral and vaginal (menstrual pofig is there or not, if without rubber), and by anal sex.

Homicides do not have monthly, but nothing venereal is foreign to them!! to

In the 1990s, when I came to visit, I was hanging for a long time trying to understand why wallpapers with the design of a brick wall are glued to the brick wall.

I am 5 years old, I already have a dog, his name is Dick, he has been wild since childhood.
Only yesterday I realized that I know English heroically, but the dog justifies his name.

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<xxx> In the medical universities of Russia will appear a new subject - theology. This was proposed by the participants of the All-Russian Congress of Orthodox Doctors, which took place in Samara.
<yyy> and a new specialty - exorcist

And if theology is introduced in physical education universities, paladins will be at the exit. It is cool)