Mormolad: A friend told the case in Soviet times.
The newlyweds, as was planned before the wedding, no, that is, did not live in the place. They didn’t know the habits and bizarre things of each other... after the wedding they naturally came together in the place.
Well, the man loved to drink, the wife naturally opposed and as the husband comes home drunk she gives him a bottle... his mints are taken for a debush or a hooligan... so it was several times... in the next drive he is a teacher and say that if you are brought back once again, then you will have to be put (the law was there about toughness... no, the man answers that there will be no more reasons. At home, a week he behaves like a silk man, he reworked everything at home....there is a Saturday, his wife begins to squeeze, he says he needs to beat the door with dermontin (the kind was fashionable)....he carries all the bombs (dermanthin, hammer, wreck and everything on the table) in the fall and his wife says: "Dear nails in salt water, they are better to hold from the salt in the door." That, of course, without a backdrop thought went to boil nails, and the man squeezes everything and to the neighbor... calls 03 and reports that he and his wife are not all in order - nails boil... in the end put the poor woman on 21 in the dumb...
Since then, my soul has been alive for 32 years.
Mormolad: and you say she complains to her mom =)

Q: What is new?
Wedding is soon...
Q: It is time! You will be an old lady.)
D: Em... My sister’s wedding...

Prep: "...completely correct answer, sit down fucking!..."
from the last batch: "PLUS FIVE GIFTS OF GRIFENDOR!!! to
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I (10/13/10 23:45:02): will you tell me a secret?

NyuS*ya (10/13/10 23:45:47): I do not shake anyone.

I (10/13/10 23:47:36): I like you very much. I have not had sex for more than four months. Do you know what I want???! to

NyuS*ya (10/13/10 23:48:44): Big chocolate!

Leaked (20:07:57 13/10/2010)
We’re so strongly fucking that I’m already starting to suspect there’s something...

xxx: And I have a cursor in psychology "deviant behavior of people under 18 years of age in online games" - now I can shake in the wov and troll all year xD

thx> thx and thx. I feel like a house patient. I went to the therapist. I was sent to echo-kg, ecg, reg, oak, oam, check on t3, t4, ttg and a bunch of all.

yyy> Yes you have a wolf guy...

Why do you wear condoms with your wife? Does she not trust you?
No, not a little, but thicker.

s_e_r_d_j: a electric outlet to put on the kitchen or on the cock?
Mity: on the fucking original
Mity: never seen

I have a friend, I learn from him optimism and a simple attitude to life. He met a girl about two years, the matter smoothly went to the wedding, but she one day told him that she was leaving him, because she has a girlfriend lover for six months, and she decided to completely move on the front of same-sex love. My friend’s reaction once again amazed me. He calmly let her go (they are now friends well), bought a whisker, invited me to drink and the only public reaction he had was a status in contact for a week.
Make life easier and more fun.

Let’s not collectively ask for heat and cold this year? Then it will accumulate again...

Election of Senior Group in the universe:
xxx: so what to think about, let's appoint yyy and break up.
I don’t want to be an old man!
Zzz:...I want to be the ruler of the sea

In the morning, the master changed the water counters. The toilet is now washing with boiling water... And this sanitary is a big joke. I call him and ask - what to do?, and he tells me - Give me the park!)))

Girl, can I meet you?
Yes I can ?
What is your name?
by Sophia)))
O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O!!! You... what are you, Greek?! to
I am a r-e-e-e-e-t, I am a r-e-s!!!!! to

From comments on the HUB:
An equivalent analogue of the male “no” in the female language is the phrase “I will call the police now.” All other female “no” means “you haven’t convinced me enough.” and ;)

My dad and I had a joke. On the television was the story: a man gave a fist in the face of the baby, she ran, filed to the police. The statement was not accepted. One stroke is not considered a beat. At least two hits.
My replica: this is why the Bible says ' hit one cheek, put the other'!

The case happened two years ago...
We sit in the evening with a friend - there is nothing to do with a ballad pineam.
When he knocks on the door, a girl from the neighboring room comes in and asks:
- You guys, you are smart, how to translate from pascal to megapascale?
A friend (shocked by the question):
I don’t know, we didn’t write on MegaPascal.
The neighbor is slowly falling into precipitation :)

HHH: Well, yes... son, we have a champion in lazy and seedling for the compass.
Yyy: they’re good at these disciplines-all champions)))Maybe we’ll be educated somehow?))
HHH: HZ....but if you’re scared, you’re scared of the comp, say you won’t sit for it.
YYY: It doesn’t scare us. No need to! She worshiped everything. I fight as I can. I told her to take away the rubbish, and she told me, it’s not my rubbish. I am nothing? I was a normal mom, went and poured the garbage into the wallet and said that now it was her...take it out...the tears were the ocean straight. All the garbage is common.

I had a dream when I was young: to find a high school musician. Small, thin and in glasses. You touch her, and she then plays sad melodies on a violin.

The Physiology Prefecture today issued:
Do you know the expression “bread – the head of all”? In the human body, the head is the head of all.

Cap died of jealousy.