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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №89034
 30.10.2013
The Way of Bob

I recently filmed bobs. According to the plot, Bober had to run through the frame, take a book in his legs, start leaving and depicting reading. We immediately told the customer that we would try very hard to find readers, but most likely there were not so many. I love my job because you always find something new. You can’t say no to the customer, because we’re professionals. So we said that we must look for it and we started looking. Zoos, theatres of animals and trainers. And everyone said to us, “Are you in your mind? Bobs are not trained. And even if they give up, it takes months to get them to read.” We had a shot in a week, but we were still looking. And by the end of the third day, a solemn administrator appears at the door of the office, whispered by the wind and the bubbles, who says that there is one private barbecue in the Moscow suburbs, which he found, and even made a small video there. In this video, the bobber on the command "Started!" ran into the frame, took a book in his legs and began to list it. It turns out, in this barbecue sometimes small performances for children and there is just such a concert number. We were delighted and sent a video to the client. We were filled with joy, excitement and pride. The answer comes, “No. It is a dark bobber. He has a strange tail. You need to look for a lighter beaver and a larger. We remind you that the footage is soon and please hurry. In three days, only one buffer came from you, we counted on options.” As you know, they are not looking for Bob Bob. The producer sat down to write the answer, but always wiped out the first line, because every time he started with the question: “Are you about it?” So we said that we must look for it and we started looking. We call the barber and clarify the presence of lighter reading barbers with beautiful tails (preferably larger). We’re told, “You’re about it?” not because they’re unprofessional, but just normal people.
Sometimes, when there is a meeting with the customer, you want to turn on the video mode on the phone and say, "Don't contact, don't pay attention, please continue." Put it on YouTube and collect a hundred million views per minute.
When it became clear that in the whole world there is only one reading bobber (and that, unfortunately, dunkwatt, dunkwatt and tail is not that), then the next stage of contact schizophrenia began: "Let's paint the bobber!" The colors were named to attract the aunt: young Japanese cherry and juicy shaten. In my life, there was a time when the client did not like black spots on white dogs. Called the artist on makeup who painted the truffle (!!!) and, applied to the dog, applied spots of the desired shape (the shape of the spots was affirmed for a week). It is possible to make a juicy shade of beaver, of course. It is not difficult to imagine the bobra color of a young Japanese cherry. But it’s absolutely impossible to imagine #Uya.
Sometimes there is no strength for anything. And I want to say, "Sorry, you couldn't put your neck in my hand and start to swell it sharply excessively so that I could suffocate you, or there was absolutely no strength left to even kill you." After leaving the painting of the bobber, we argued a little more about attaching another tail to him. And they persuaded to feed the beaver until it becomes fatter and bigger, because there is still a day before the shootings, it will not have time to spread. After all, if there is nothing human left in you, you can fill the bobra with seam, but he will not then read and run. During the shooting, everyone was waiting for a commentary that Bobber should read out loud. Better with expression. And what does he have to read?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89033
 30.10.2013
Why is the disc so noisy?
The disk reads.
Loudly what?! to

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89032
 30.10.2013
A familiar woman writes:
Something is not right in my life...
I am a physicist of education, I teach children to program and bond, I love Formula 1, I love to sit and live, I can lift more of my weight, I forget about the date of the wedding and all sorts of little things like the birthday of my mother-in-law. The last drop was yesterday: I didn’t notice that my husband had a haircut.
Question (sitting in shorts and scratching the moustache): Do you not think that with such "technical characteristics" should I have a WOMAN?"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №89031
 30.10.2013
Evgeny: I am a financial analyst and I have monthly... but I don’t want monthly, I’m a boy!and (

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89030
 30.10.2013
Quadra: I can hardly live and work at the same time
[14:56:16] Quadrant: thyfu
[14:56:19] Quadra: studying and working
[14:56:21] Quadra: I am at all
FallenPhantom: Living and Working
FallenPhantom: There are five

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №89029
 30.10.2013
I sit with the boys at the bar. Behind the bar stands a guy sitting and tired of drinking a glass after a glass. Approximately forty minutes later, when he was mature, he went to meet the company of girls.With the girls he talked, but none of them could pull out the bar stand, said they had a company and all that. It is worth noting that the boy was gentle and very polite. And then to the company of the girls came guys, well, some of them, apparently, told about the "romeo" behind the stand. One of the guys stands up, goes to this "romeo" and you can see that he is starting to specifically attack. Well "Romeo" sits quietly, does not shake, does not even respond to that. At this time, half the bar is already looking at them. Sad whether indifferent, or that "Romeo" communicated with their girls, the boy just poured a glass on his head. The bar closes instantly. Here 'Romeo' has burned up what I am still in: just standing up and shouting 'Demasia!'!"He puts the boy in his cheek. He, of course, falls without feelings, and "Romeo" with a sad look pays off and leaves. The next weekend, in the same bar, I saw him with one of the girls he was talking to.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89028
 30.10.2013
I am not touched by the dancers. Is it normal?
You have a living girl.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89027
 30.10.2013
Who are you?
I’m just a good girl, and you?
I’m not just a good guy but I can also cook.)
What does it do best?)
to sleep)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №89026
 30.10.2013
xxx: We need to connect with the programming work.
YYY: What is it?
XHX: A very nervous situation. The constants are screaming at me!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89025
 30.10.2013
So, children, d/s in biology "gans migration" and in math "percentage calculation" performed. But where is the traditional distinction between grammar and spelling?! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №89024
 30.10.2013
But I don't waste time, I start to pull and so, and the hair, and the hair. Then he approaches me and, looking straight in the eyes, says, “Girl, have you finished?” He sat down behind me to shake his back. and :(

So fun to watch the girls in the gym))) especially for those who go to the "individual classes" with the trainer))) not scary, moderately stretched girls of skin climb to please the trainer or pumped boys))) from the fucking side as funny))) meat+meat))) and stupid boys playing biceps before girls more sporty)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89023
 30.10.2013
Neighbors told: A street cat sometimes throws a mouse bite on the doorstep. Thus proving their professional suitability and desire to get food. The mouse slipped from the door, the cat sometimes lost food. Then, in a conversation with the neighbors, it was discovered that he also brought them mice. One day, accidentally following the cat, it turned out that he, the dog, wears the same mouse to all the neighbors and in such a simple way leads a full way of life!

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89022
 30.10.2013
If Fedor Bondarchuk had at least played in WoT, he would have known that the fusible projectile would not ricochet.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №89021
 30.10.2013
The best time for a tasting is from 10 o’clock in the morning, when the tasting has completely awakened and is not tired yet.
He stood up and went to work – bumping until he was tired.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №89020
 30.10.2013
Live case with course protection:
They do not do so!
- I took this from the design of the real iron, having consulted with the head of the department of these glands of the profile enterprise.
– 4

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №89019
 30.10.2013
>>> Press your CTRL + F. I would sell my soul to the devil for the ability to use Ctrl+Z for life!

Would I sell my soul? Then press Ctrl + Z. =) is

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №89018
 29.10.2013

Shadow
A terrible rush. My student is Vietnamese.(A good student, thinking, and in general) Prepod from VPM gave him the task to write a reference to the "Excellent Vietnamese Mathematicians" (well, the Prepod is a cowboy, ch).
Here is
The title list. "Ministry of Education..", in general, the hat, everything as it should be, the name of the department, everything is clean, without mistakes. "Referat.. on the subject.." "performed.. such a thing", all by a worker, shorter.
We opened...
Inside is a single phrase.
"In Vietnam there are no outstanding mathematicians"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №89017
 29.10.2013
08 October 2013
The other employee has left.
Who is this time? Where did they move?
I am Peter. I have not emigrated.)
Please check out the tractor.)
(What can you do here?

29 October 2013
XHHH: This Pidor sold the customer base!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №89016
 29.10.2013
In order to restore the confidence of citizens, the Ministry of Internal Affairs ordered new armored vehicles for the displacement of demonstrations.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №89015
 29.10.2013
Ro'ongshn: I like this world. To be lazy, stupid, greedy, and just a rare Gandon and stupid in life is nominal, but if you are a matte, it is yes, terrible and worthy of public condemnation.

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