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[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71598
 16.10.2012
I mean, I go on a bike.
Matthew: In front of me is a pearl, and behind is a girl sitting, pushing her hand out of the window and enjoying the wind.
I thought I should say hello to her. He likened the opel, grabbed the girl's hand, went on.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71597
 16.10.2012
It seems that the golden autumn is not worse than the spring.
I go from work and see a single office chair on wheels in a small golden square on the trail.
Where are you now, the escaped office rebel?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71596
 16.10.2012
People can live long and happy, but how to make them...

by Dmitry Lavrenkov

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71595
 16.10.2012
In Ukraine elections are on the nose.
Agitation, surveys, submissions...
A phone call, according to one of the services conducting the survey.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
- For an honest, decent, undisputed candidate who will fight against corruption and will not steal money! A pause of five seconds.
Of course, against everyone...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №71594
 16.10.2012
The perfect morning: Woke up, stretched, smiled, turned around and fell asleep.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71593
 16.10.2012
Forum of Technical Support of Tinkhof Internet Bank on bank.ru:

<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> All fixed. The culprits are quarterly.
<reading> Quartered - is it when you cut off the extra hands/feet? The guilty are quarterly, but continue to work? And if before it was possible to visit the "curved" hands of programmers, then now everything will be done through the remaining oppa?
<Tinkoff_Credit Systems> Our employees primarily work with the head we left behind.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71592
 16.10.2012
The non-smoking area in the cabbage is like the non-smoking trail in the pool.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71591
 16.10.2012
All people are divided into two types: those who divide them into two types and those who do not.

[ + 41 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71590
 16.10.2012
Courage Bombay, you are fools and fools. After you, I can’t watch any series in another translation!!! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71589
 16.10.2012
There was epilepsy this morning. Through the playground, a man of two meters quickly crumbles across me, pulling his foot on the asphalt. When it rains, there is a long transparent rainbow on it. In the lower hand, some heroin is pressed, also drawn with a scratch around the asphalt. So here. 5 in the morning. The Shadow. A frozen rain. And here is my palace with Sailent Hill!!! I have never been so scared in my life.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71588
 16.10.2012
"Aitishniki is a servicing staff who has shrunk from the sense of their own elite :-)
I am an Aichi and I know what I am talking about!"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71587
 16.10.2012
From the section “School Scriptures”.
Sixth grade on the day issued something from which the entire pedagogical composition just fell out. The boy writes in the exhibition: “The brigadier followed the horse.” I laughed, corrected, and read on. After two paragraphs he gets a continuation of this linguistic miracle: "They rushed to catch the horse." So far this has been stronger in my practice.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71586
 16.10.2012
Conversation of web designers:
I'm still grey always doing #babebe
#dadada, a great idea!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71585
 16.10.2012
Review of the Core i7 3960X

FoXLee: The Processor Family :D

Self i7, wife i5, child i3, dog Celeron

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71584
 16.10.2012
The Siberian Jazz 16:06
I’m a pig, I’m a pig (I’m a pig)
Ivanych 16:08
You would see me after the Big Mac.
The Siberian Jazz 16:10
On the pants of the coatlet - grill, on the shirt, sauce cheese, cucumbers, salad, in trousers, trousers in a baked bread, only so, and this is Big Mac))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №71583
 16.10.2012
tabula_rassa: 21.12.2012 falls on Friday.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №71582
 16.10.2012
A new horror series. "Coursework " (Conversation with a student)

Bone, here is another question. We bought an iromba vacuum cleaner. He is constantly hitting my chair and trying to rape him. I push him back, he comes here again, and begins to rape him again. Could you advise me?
He doesn’t want to rape you, he wants to rape you. You see how he tries. Signs of attention to you. I want to get to know him and feel new feelings. I don’t have to write any more, I think it will take me away.)
Entry into the world of perfection.)
It can be said)
I am afraid of him now. I get up and turn it off.
“I think he’s just waiting for you to get up from your chair, then turn on the auxiliary engines and land you on the floor.
It is (
Take a scarf and beat it. by stronger
Thirty thousand to beat?
Do you want to be raped by a robot?
and no (
Then go ahead (

After 20 minutes

- I threw his papers, he sucked them all and continues to rape my chair (((
Then let him do what he wants.
I am still a girl (
Fuck and fuck! Rise up! Remove the chair and let it dry!

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71581
 16.10.2012
Read the Russian-Estonian conversation:
I like your capital Tallinn. - Mulle viga meeldin teye pealin riga!
Something tells me that it is not worth reading further.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №71580
 16.10.2012
From corporate mail:
I turn to those who can’t control the mountain antelope and depict it in our wonderfully repaired toilet.
Please reduce your dust and do not go to the toilet in shoes, if it is not possible to curb the pull to the height - at least raise the chair.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №71579
 16.10.2012
Matvijenko against the cancellation of the "zero promile" for drivers in the Russian Federation

Crazy to go, "Walk-glass" against alcohol...

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