Old Demon:....the case was this summer in the country... the preamble - the septic is overcrowded and something needs to be resolved urgently....
...happy June morning, I stand near the cottage, absorb the nutritious rural air and admire the pastoral)))
Here to my happiness on the street goes a slightly familiar man, a child under two meters in height, very high, and just, to my happiness (or trouble) the driver of the only one on the entire circuit of the car-lift...
I said, “You’re driving a fucking car, right?
Well...
And I have no back or front thought:
Will you remove me?
O O O O
A three-second pause.... and a rage with obstacles through the fence began, announced to the whole district of his wild - "BLUE.... KILL SUQUUUUUU!!!!!" and my no less wild homeric laughter)))

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Students of the factory district
Sergey especially remembered the black man
9th grade student: “Little as a monkey,
I didn’t do anything bad, I just loved it.
In the middle of the lesson shouting fascists
Slogans and putting your hand in the known
The gesture. Other children are always on it.
It was not politically correct:
“Close your black cave!”

Defenders of the Post:
Before you go to the mountain of bricks about the work of the mail, remember how much you paid for its services. Less than small. A pity money. They give more to the poor. And what did you want?

I'll uncover the secret - the poor are given more because they don't lose packages and don't carry letters for 3 weeks within the same city. And what you call "services" is usually accompanied in Russian by the definition of "bear". Learn to work normally, you will also be paid for money. Just so, not the opposite.

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The Ukrainian who wounded the diplomat said he was intoxicated and hypnotized.
The Muggles commit crimes under the curse of Impero.The College of the Ministry of Magic will investigate the incident.

to this!

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Five soldiers could be killed for one civilian. count as a percentage, as you want, we counted in people, and this nihua is not funny

<ov3rfk0w>What do you know about failure? I drank a little on Friday and decided to buy it. The license!! In the wine (!!!) And what would you think - "Error connecting to database. Please try again." for three hours (

In fact, the place of the struggle between good and evil is the playgrounds... the angel of innocence rules there during the day and the demon of alcoholism at night.

xxx: At present, the State Duma is considering amendments to the document, the adoption of which will extend its effect not only to video content, but also to music, text and software.
XXX: What is there?
Yyy: Thorn and hopelessness.

In St. Petersburg, there was a battle between homosexuals and pedarasses on the Mars Field. The Pirates won as usual.

In the Krasnoyarsk Audi Center in the sales department introduced new categories of cars:

Hits for sale!! to
X is for sale!! to

mof1re: From the world to the thread - to the neck of the thread...

"In Australia, for example, on goods of local production often stands the label "PROUDLY made in Australia"."
After their anthem for 90% of their "Australia, Australia, Australia" and for 10% of "the country of fields, freedom and dreams" somehow is not surprising the fact of such an inscription on the goods.

An old fool is different from a young man who is endowed with a number of stupidities called “life experience.”

Children is great!
Yes is. It is so. I went with my older son to work for my wife. My son was five years of power. On the ring of the Home of the household, we were several times very seriously cut by the nine with the shading back mirrors. The Miracle Guide at some point was out of the reach of my anger (with my right side). Here I spoke the phrase to myself: "The mirrors would break him for unnecessity." I feel in the cabin somehow cooler and hearing increased, and then the sound of a blow and falling on the asphalt broken mirror. I thought it was I who struck him, and looked into the right mirror... I only noticed the plastic machine that my son held in his hand was hiding in the car’s bottom through the window; and the son’s phrase: “Ready, Dad.”

Previously, a technician, measuring all ingredients for products at a confectionery, worked in a white coat and cap. Currently in chemistry.

L_D: Mom is the kind of person who will always find a way to fuck you out of the best incentives.

y: I will regret my messages tomorrow.)

X: So what did you want to tell me?

Y: I have a false imitator called like you.

Y: It is all, I am silent. I will say too much.

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Luke Holz: Footballers of the Luxembourg national team were scared of Russians
Evik: They let go to the field of Valuev.

A 10-year-old daughter asks before going to bed: “Dad, is killer a profession or a hobby?”

About about:
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by Habr
The Ussuri River until 1972. The Chinese name was “Ulahe” (Manch. 'ul' = and#039; river' whale. 'he' = and#039; the river')
Thus e. It was formerly called the Ula-he River, which was essentially the River River.
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Skund was really enchanted, although such forests on Disk are quite common. But it was the only forest in the universe that was called - in the local language - "Your Finger, Bolvan", which is a literal translation of the word "Skynd". The reason for this name is, unfortunately, too banal. When the first explorers from the warm lands near the Round Sea hit the cold deep lands, they filled the white spots on their maps as follows. They caught the nearest aboriginal, pointed to some point of reference, asked questions, loudly, clearly pronouncing words, and recorded everything that the elderly aboriginal spoke. Therefore, in generations of atlases such geographical discoveries have been perpetuated as "Simply Mountain", "I have no concepts", "What?" and, of course, "Your Finger, Bolvan." by Terry Pratchett. The crazy star.