Berezhnoy: I’m in the bus, I’m standing in the back, next to a girl with a wheelchair. She is preparing for exit. The bus stopped and I asked her: "Can you help?". "Of course!" - replies the man who stands next to him. Such a gentleman.

XXX: Tomorrow is Verbal Sunday, a big celebration
YYY: When did God begin to speak to you?

You become like a thick aunt who blames a slim employee for liposuction, herbalife, and terrible diseases – just not to admit to herself that somebody can’t bite a cake in one face for dinner!
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as. and you. have received. I personally know a girl who can make a cake in one face for dinner. And at the same time Drit. I would like to improve a little, but I can’t. No, she has no oncology, and she does not unload carriages with coal at night. Or at least he hides it very well. Leave in peace the fat and the fat. Find other images for illustrations. by Za-dol Ba-li Go eat the cakes.

V is satire. The holy European values are attacked.
V: The Danish Minister of Agriculture has said it is time to ban sex with animals in the country.
V: In April last year, sex with animals was banned in Sweden, in 2011 - in Norway. This has happened in Germany before.
S: Animals have broken into power and lobby their interests!!!!! to

From the former:

Preamble: Early computer era in the militia. Materially responsible person - a whirling guy, constantly distracted by the phone and rushing out to smoke, printing with one finger.

In fact, the ambulance: in the militia a lot of devices with names of type "Rose Device", "Product Tenderness" (except for jokes). So, this material-responsible prepares acts for writing off, with one hand holding a cup of coffee, talking on the phone, the other - fills out the forms in this text editor, then quickly prints and takes to sign. To write off this shit you need to bypass a bunch of bosses of different calibers, and in the final to sign up to the general himself. After a couple of days, the acts for re-writing are returned from the main reception room with the signature of the Self, and what we see on the first page... Due to hasty and carelessness, changing the acts from the Device to the Product, our mattress wrote off the "Product..." - this word was painted on the title sheet of the document. All have signed. The curtain.

by girlfriend:
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A friend complains that she can’t choose a decent refrigerator:
Most refrigerators have failed the main test - they do not get a pot with borsch. A lot of small shelves put a piece of raw material, no more. At the same time, they have a freezer with one giant drawing box, the bodies can be hidden. Well, what a diet: from cheese and bodies. Absolutely unbalanced..."
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And nothing that the level of each shelf in almost all modern refrigerators can be adjusted? And a pot with borsch, and a mammoth beef will fit if desired.

This is what a school psychologist does. There was the impression that without him the school could not be completed at all and everything holds on it.

And now, attention, the question: how did we survive, who graduated from school and institute without all these psychologists? How did they succeed?
We had trauma, but no one committed suicide.
And there were conflicts between teachers and teachers with entire classes.
And many people have chosen their own professions and work according to their specialty and are happy.
Love and problems with parents.

My child is 3 years old. They were called to the kindergarten by a local psychologist, saying you are educating him incorrectly, apparently very strict and all that.
Dad O_O and Mom O_O. Why is?
And he, says the psychologist, is calm, does not run like everyone else, does not hide, does not take away other people's toys, does not capricious.
Is it poorly educated?! to

XXX is Hi. I am a fat troll. How to fight it?
Yyy: Learn to Run
Then I’ll be a thin troll, and that’s even worse.
YYY: But they won’t catch up

We come up with the same groups of themes for diplomas (psychologists). The Options:
The behavior of cockroaches in extreme conditions.
Turtles - underwater, cooling, underwater, hitch and herbivorous.
2nd The influence of moonlight on the growth of telegraph columns.
Three Freud’s Tomb is the function of a psychologist.
4 is Submarines in the steppes of Ukraine.Personality in extreme working conditions.
5 is Destroying style of education. (The Spartans
6 is A professional hunt

A film based on Tetris.

We saw such a movie. At one time, some of the neighbors through a switch were connected to the dendi and a common TV antenna. This series could be watched all the way in.

And my 5 cups:
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1st Pregnancies with condoms - up to 30 per hundred per year.
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Ugu, only usually here either a condom for 5 rubles in the "print" bought, or the size is inappropriate, or not able to wear. And yes, according to the statistics, about 30% of men do not raise their children, probably these numbers are somehow related to...
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Statistics are still ruined by the smart ones who at the very end pick up, dress up and finish. And they believe that they had sex in a condom.

Take a cup of green tea and relax.
I’m going to read every day that shit you’re spilling out here.
Xxx every day.
Are you in xxx?
Buy yourself a dildo and fuck yourself with it. With love, Father Arsenius.
8 Then drink green tea.

here here :

Piper Bernadotte: A master’s porn left on a hard drive before a note is handed over for repair is like a dish of milk for an eggs. and c)
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With milk milkshake, it can happen...

You notice a lack of money much faster than a lack of mind.

Not my own, the oldest friend said.
About Santa...
Recently, with classmates gathered, a table in a restaurant for the fifteenth anniversary of graduation of the university was ordered. We sit, eat and listen to music. We talk conversations. The people of fifteen people gathered, everyone tries to talk to everyone and at the same time drink alcohol for spiritual lift. I see, Vitya sits, eats, but does not drink, and likewise laughs with everyone and supports the conversation. And as far as I remember him from the institute, he was like a vacuum cleaner, all that pulls used. I sat down to him and said, “You’re chao, brother, you’ve wrapped up, right? Do you use antibiotics? Why don’t you drink?”
For two years no drop in the mouth, no centimeter anywhere, as they say.
Let’s go smoke.
I went out into the air and said to him:
Tell me in which sect did you get caught? (I refused to smoke a cigarette)
I have a construction company. As I lifted her up, I saw everything. Stress every day, of various kinds, nerves kilometers on the construction left. Not until the personal life was when eight years ago things went to the mountain, decided to give birth to a child. Said is done. His son was named Pashko. Nothing for him and his wife regretted, the toys are the best, Disneyland, all the business. Good money is enough. And two years ago, on New Year's Eve, I told him to write a wish and put it under the tree (it was already taught in Sunday school). And you know, at midnight, when he was already asleep, I approached the tree and read his wish. I thought he was there puzzling an iPhone or something new-fashioned. and NIHRENA. There was written, “Dad Maroz Hachu Tobi Papa bRosil Drink and Smoke.” That’s what you have to do, brother.

To get to know a man, Tamara does not go to a restaurant, theater or museum, she just comes to the supermarket and chooses one of those who have long chosen pelmeni.

Where can I get a salary of 40,000 rubles without education?
in Belarus

I recently got to work. The group is fun, not a day of anecdote. As soon as the boss blows out, sorry, sort with the words:
I don’t eat sweets anymore!
I: What, did you get caught up?

© TheSlayerAtheos

You have already busted.
Friendship is when one cares, wastes time, puts a bubble, and the other uses it stupidly. And the most important thing in the concept of friendship is that the object number 2 holds the object number one, as a spare option, or simply as a convenient toy, while regularly giving the object number one the hope that this is what will happen. And what you are writing here is described by one phrase, already sounding on this resource "Shovinist cretinism in virgins", and in the course of both sexes.

>> pricing: "CD single-use b/u".
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The menu in the strict Soviet plum, one of the lines:
"Pelmen B/U" As it turns out, the correct version of the decryption - "No vinegar". We just didn’t invent it.)