Technical support mail:

Good day
Since the setup of my phone is not complete and is probably too difficult to complete as soon as possible, please install some simpler means of communication for me, such as a telegram.

With respect, xxx

The answer:

From: HelpDesk
Sent: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
See also: xxx
Sophia good day! Please specify where your workplace is located and the desired time of completion.
Do you know the Morse alphabet?

DYhast (12:21:55 7/10/2010)
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The back is sleeping. The Mafia Woke Up

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Yes, I heard from the servants.
1: that is, I am in the company, but I am not in the company because I am in the headquarters, the headquarters are sure that I am in the company with something that is important in the company.
1: Although I actually sleep in a cottage on a boiler

We here at work, the gentleman asked for something for lunch, and the girls warmed his sauces, well, they write in the aske, that everything is ready, come... He is not, then they still write, silence... And the girl shot a check message, and so on. quickly picked up, instead of the "buttons stunned" it turned out as follows- Come faster, the nipples will melt... He immediately joined- "where", says...

I realized that I became an adult when my parents asked for money.

We don’t just live in an invincible country, we live in a fairy tale. Read on the box from the children's domino: Manufacturer OOO Thirteenth Kingdom, supplier OOO Thirteen Kingdom. The address is the same.)

Showing an interview with Harlamov.Shoot for some "Best film"-3. Now in 3D. Why, is he asking?
So they answered:"That our jokes were not so flat".
There is one joke, but I fear, the last one.

I go to the laboratory to my friend to drink tea, and there is such a huge design that would just boil water. The answer was astonished: But in our country, rats want to drink, climb into the tea bar and drown there. In the morning you come, let God look inside before you boil and drink the cup.

XXX is:
while the wife was walking with the child, a cat settled in the wheelchair - I hear that we will sell the wheelchair, because if the nipple fell to the ground, we throwed it away but not boiled, and if the street cat was sitting in the wheelchair...

YYY :
When the diesel is out, give me the car.

1 – Censored
2nd? What a censorship.
1: Yeah who *censored* put in the bot *censored* replacement of mat
2nd Fuck
The bot banned the posting of messages to the user Viktor (750 minutes). Reason: "Uncensored vocabulary in chat is prohibited!".
This is naive.)

The Moscow ZAGS has released a list of the most unusual names of newborns this year. Per the first place on the list belongs to the female name Alisha-Kaprina. In addition, the rating included Ocean, Joy, Kit, Ogneslav, Jeremiah-Patron and Luke-Happiness Summerset Oušen. The list of the most popular names has not changed. Among the girls are Maria, Anastasia, Darya. For the fifth year in a row, Alexander leads the boys.

XXX: The Psychic

yyy: wow, I already see how the man of mint is taken for a crucifixion in the wrong place... they are brought into a booth, they ask for a name, and he is called... Jeremiah-Patron

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The awakening of the Ayatollahs.

I love my homeland too, but this is the...
YYY: Well, Hole, but if you learn to live here, it will be cool.
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I don’t know why, but I’m always ashamed to look girls in the eyes.
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For me, no word is impossible!!! to
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Antares: A terrible truth revealed to me today that shattered my worldview!
Antares: I used to think (I was taught in school) that the leaves fall from the trees in autumn under the influence of various processes to keep moisture during the cold.
Antares: Well, it is not so! In fact, the leaves from the trees at night make the Tajik!!! to
I saw it myself today! I get up early to work, I go, and I see a Tajik sitting on a tree and shaking leaves!

Vaneman24: When these foolish Americans dropped food boxes to hungry people in Africa, they killed three people.
He11en: Well it ended well.
by Vaneman24:! to
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Dialogue of the user (seller over 50 with dimensions like Natalia Krakovskaya) with a tech support employee:
I don’t have numbers on the keyboard!
Pressed the NumLock button?
What a thing? I pressed down, I’ve been holding it for five minutes.
Remove the button.
Do you think I am stupid?! to
Try to release the button.
I let go. I earned...