xxx: my baptist handed out today: she put a chair in the middle of the room and says to the grandmother: "Grandmother, sit on the chair, we will burn you on the fire."
ppc
Three years of tyranny.)

I stood on the balcony of the 7th floor, smoking... The inscription on the bottom of the asphalt: Larisa, I love you.
I think how strange, like Larisa lives on the 8th floor, and he wrote under the 7th...)))))))

<Nikola-Tesla> A hundred steps after lunch and life to 99 guaranteed :)
<Unicornix> the toilet is far away from you

I know I am a shit, but...
Keep it in you!

xxx: La Zhenek, do you know why we didn't get the level in this game all day yesterday?

YYY : Why?

xxx: Because this fucking training level was!!!!! to

There is an abgdeek for ordinary children, and there is an yatsuke for children of programmers.

CHESHIRSKY: Today there was a conflict of security politicians. An employee of the security department did not allow an employee of the state secret protection department to enter the building

Dialogue in the ASCII:
xxx (21:58:02 11/10/2010)
I owe you a beer (I owe you a beer).
yyy (21:58:15 11/10/2010)
Oh yeah) is blunt
yyy (21:58:17 11/10/2010)
And for what?
xxx (21:58:46 11/10/2010)
I’m going to take my ass off tomorrow ?

Comment on the news about the expulsion of Shevchuk to presidents:

Shevchuk arrives on the G-8.
It is great, brothers!

Then the banquet, the buoy Just Yura gets the guitar and oreth:
Who is Obama is a Negro?
What happened to the President...

If you haven’t taught your puppy how to pronounce the phrase “Help, I’m turned into a puppy,” you’re wasting time.

After leaving the subway, Arnie was happy that he became the holder of the MSU diploma, and also obtained a XYIPD.

What other orgasms do girls have besides stroke?
Matrix and laser

I work in preaching. I make tests for students (sometimes I get into them). I want to talk to a blonde girl. I write to her:
I: what do you think about the subject "Foreign Economic Activities" this question scans
She is: What. Let it
From a mathematical textbook: There were 4 frogs sitting on the shore. Three frogs fell into the water. How many frogs have jumped into the water?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) The Arbitration Agreement
She is: Blind
She: One
I: is it right? Think well
She is: Yes. one
I: think again
She is AAA! I understood! and two!
I could not write the test :D

The night was coral.
I have a boy who has been studying for 10 years: Sasha Cossacks.
Inattentive and constantly forgetting something.
And I dream that Sasha again can not distinguish objects 10 times
I scream to him: Sasha! Sasha! Sasha!
At the same time I wake up and realize that I am saying that I am no longer in a dream, loudly, while beating my husband in the chest
I open my eyes. I am being looked at by a spoiled husband.
I think, here’s the pepper!! to
And I can’t find anything but to say: I have a dream job again!!! I remember you are a leech!! to

A terrible mystery has been revealed to me here - in every washing machine there is an unparalleled wear thief!
yyy: lol )))

The boss praised me greatly:
"Lenny, and you are not as useless as I thought at first..."
I ate the cake from my table.
Think about what he...
Is it about the fact that I’m two days here for two... or that I always have cookies?

I drink tea with my brother. Mother next to me, behind the plate, is baking blades. The brother took the sludge in one hand, all dirty in the oil, and the other took a full, hot and smoking cup of tea and broke off. His mouth naturally burned so that the tears turned to his eyes. So he, a pure gentleman, barely swallowing a hellish hot drink, loudly breathing the air, said:
B (I thought it would be) without sugar!

I went home from work and stopped smoking. A young mother sits next to the subway and a little girl (3-4 years old) plays next to her. At first I did not pay their attention. After a while, the girl runs to her mother with a dead cat and cries loudly:
“Mom, look, the cat is broken... Let’s give it to my dad so he can fix it!” He said he could do anything in bed.
I was unable to listen further...

I do not understand people who write lovers type "number is not determined", "Ivan Vasilyevich" or "water channel". I have absolutely everything recorded in my phone strictly by name and surname, including friends, colleagues, relatives: only over 300 contacts (yes, most of these numbers I have never called). Well, try, calculate which of them I slept with, and with whom at work I called.

On the forum topic "how to avenge the former". One of the posts:
I am a minor and came here then to put my teenage problems on your heads. The situation is that I am a fool, and my girlfriend passed through this before me, so that I threw it for the guy I did not see in the eyes. I am tormented by childhood abuse. She doesn’t let me sleep, she also eats shit. I cannot look for a cause in myself, because for this the mind is needed, and I am in contact with where to get it. Here I found the goat of release. Yes, only the brains are really few, because I cannot even take revenge on myself.