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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88234
 12.10.2013
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YYY: And you put on the alarm clock a whirlwind of running water. Even if you don’t wake up from the alarm clock, you’ll have to get up soon.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №88233
 12.10.2013
How much of the sound insulation in the headphones he noticed only when in the electric car he found a warrior, when he was already in the next car.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88232
 12.10.2013
to there:

Does it not seem to you, my dear assemblies, that a group of trolls specifically throws here controversial / false / provocative data (cyanide, the Swedish table, the torch, iOS7, and the like) to arrange a battle among the fierce advocates of justice?

No, they are just idiots.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88231
 12.10.2013
DanBass: I would like to see the sequel to Titanic
BUMO: And how do you imagine it? Will they build a new one and drown again?
argenizer: Jack, when distracted Rose with talks in the water, stole her a diamond and specially drowned, in the ocean he was saved by the Atlantians and dressed with frogs, and when the spark ended, he sold the diamond, changed his name to Gatsby and began to have fun.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88230
 12.10.2013
Comments on the news about new TVs with curved screen.

XXX: Previously, the ELT was spotted
Yyy: This is because the screen size was small and the family sat around the TV, and now everyone has a big diagonal telecast. Now the television is trying to sit around the viewer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №88229
 12.10.2013
Do you work on Saturdays?
and AGA
A full day?
No, an hour less. But without lunch.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88228
 12.10.2013
to this
clockworkshrimp: A new concept car for "Ford" His name is Ford Boyd. To reach the ignition key, you need to push your hand into a bag with snakes.

And from the navigator the old man will broadcast and puzzle: you will not guess - will not pave the way where you need to. Or, on the contrary, it will be mysterious. You are on the other side, right? And he said, “Nothing, the way to "Lad" is not easy!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №88227
 11.10.2013
Follow-up to the article "Catastrophe: the sad consequences of last year's set at the MSU" about the horrible illiteracy of journal first-class students.

From the website administration:
We would like to thank our users for making a lot of corrections and clarifications to this article.
The author who wrote it, apparently, re-printed the interview from the dictionary, and he was completely ignorant, so printed, as he heard on the audio.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №88226
 11.10.2013
xxx: Hi, I need to find the NOD numbers. How to implement it in C++?
YYY: Is it not an option to open the book?
THANK YOU, it all worked.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88225
 11.10.2013
The Anonymous:
Surfing the Internet via Arabic VPN
Very anonymous, very pleased.
Truth in advertising is now suggesting to bet on camel runs.

Put on the white!! to
:D

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88224
 11.10.2013
As my acquainted air taxi pilot says, his boss is afraid to hear from him in the air two things: "OY!" and "Divie, cum, how I can" :)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №88223
 11.10.2013
Comrades who "charge" porn sites, are you really sure that I will click on the "Share to VKontakte" button, "I like" or "Tweet"?

People are pressing!

[ + 34 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88222
 11.10.2013
In short, this is a thing, if you wash things together with the carpenter, then all things, in the end, will be inside it.
Today I’m going to wash two cartridges...let’s see who who.
HGH: it is worth trying
YYY: What if they were from the same material.
The size to honor
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YYY: and the totalizator do!
Invite your friends to play and make bets. And while they fight, drink beer.
You can still install the video camera in the machine and remove it from the telephone, then it will be great!

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88221
 11.10.2013
to this:
The story was told to me by eyewitnesses, but I do not guarantee 100% truthfulness. In the era of my youth, a starman named Decl burned) The older boys roared over him openly, and the young man dragged.)) And then one day came to us in the city of Dolphin, and on the heating he was allowed Decla, and performed in the circus.) They scream, they do their business. Decla hit it, started screaming in the microphone, like you say that Decl is back, and what is it bad in the face to say? Go down if you are cool. At this time from the rear rows a few strong boys in skins rise up and begin to descend. Immediately the music played and Decl escaped to the other side of the arena under his own song.
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And it all started with the thoughtless phrase of the performer: "I don't see your lights! ", after which the lights flew into him )))
Ekaterinburg, or 2001 or 2002.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №88220
 11.10.2013
masha: heh)) we have on Friday here today 2 pairs of stories from 8:30, to read my concepts is to get rid of it) because I went to bed at 4, and I just write and sleep)
masha: "rule the government from 7 boyar to strike full suffla"
masha: "Cossacks are dissatisfied and killed by self-driving"
masha: "Korolevich is invading" – and that’s all! Where did he invade?! to
Masha: and my favorite
masha: "At this stage, the closest of the princes of the land came out"


[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88219
 11.10.2013
to this:
The difference between physics and mathematics:
Ask a question. " and parallel. And then it"
Mathematics: Perpendicular
Physics: consistently

Response to Programming: Crossing

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88218
 11.10.2013
to this:

How much of the sound insulation in the headphones he noticed only when in the electric car he found a warrior, when he was already in the next car.
and...
Tell me what model?

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88217
 11.10.2013
This is:
This is:

I wanted to explain to the child who is Gaika... put on his knees... hit a Google... went on to pictures... people, you are completely deceived...
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All of you have this catch! I just stumbled down... 3 shitty pictures on 5 pages... What’s the problem?! to
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Google releases the result based on previous requests... so the question to Dad...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №88216
 11.10.2013
News: "Post of Russia" begins to receive complaints online.

I go to their website: "Sorry, the service is temporarily unavailable".

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №88215
 11.10.2013
I got in the hospital here.
Department of Injury. People with injury to one or both hands. Yesterday I brought an orange. We held a competition who will be the most creative and quality way to divide it. When they brought them today, they were stupidly rugged.

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