I wanted a blender. I began to ask my friend: who has it and which is better. And the answer came: - My mom also wanted a blender. I went and bought. But something didn’t like him. But the store did not accept back, as there were no serious reasons for returning. My mom handed it to my dad and ordered him to return it to the store and bring the money. Dad was not confused. When asked by a girl in the store about the reason, he replied: "You understand, I gave my lover this blender, and her husband gave her the same."

Listen, what was there further with Varlack?
Where did all the bikes go?

Has your film been leased?
and no. The director was bitten by an encephalitic tick, and the whole film lights up. But don’t try to analyze, these are two unrelated events. I said so in court.

About Roskomnadzor
<Utebaliyev> What kind of people are these – decision-making censors?
<HardNut> Decisions are made – the wrong wording. This vertical is built in such a way that no one makes decisions there.
The Minister: to ensure a 146% increase in morality!
The chief rokomnadzor: find immorality on TV!
Heads of regional administrations: find immorality on non-VGTRK TV channels
Head of departments: you TNT, you 2x2
Executors: like a tint in the house two do not call for anything. But here are the Simpsons - HZ, did not watch, but obviously unhealthy cartoon

A careful observation. In the program "Match" the opponents in the breaks listen to the advice of their seconds. And only Zhirinovsky does not stop speaking throughout the broadcast.)

On the radio after the song of Bilan "Baby":
It was Dima Bilan and his insightful baby.

Mail... Announcement on an encouraged piece of paper. Of all the karaokuls, he only uncovered his name and the number of the house-apartment. The address of receipt is marked by a kind of sling which is not similar to any of the letters and numbers I know. Well, fucking you, I thought, the next same crazy paper in the mailbox appeared two days later. In the address of receipt somehow disassembled a team of 4 people some difficult figure. As later in the mail explained to me that they do not write the address, but write the number of the department. Do I need to know which department is located? To say that shit is not to say anything.

The right leg of the pig is cursed by the prophet. I am fucking! The life of a Muslim is full of fascinating channels! In the store, you can hide a lamb secretly rubbed by a pig. Or even worse: fuck a lamb in the ass with the right leg of a pig, and then put it on a non-suspicious Muslim.

Once the waitress ruined the diction by asking for tea with a bowl :)

Yyy: Electricity will soon be cut off... soon... soon ends...
Make a poster - and walk through the cabinets - the end of the world is coming!!! Pray to me!! to
Do not repent, but repent.
HGH: Make the seals of documents!! In the name of a single server.! to
YYY: There is such a Bacaptic church.
Ohhhhhhhhhh :)

Googled questions and answers.
The question is how to shave. While thinking about the wording, I was asked the topic: How to shave my ass with a scarf? I realized that a community with such a rich inner world would not be drawn. He left Google.

When I was in Kronstadt, the locals told me a legend about where the expression “Swedish table” came from. At the height of the Northern War, when Peter the Great sailed with his soldiers to Kotlin, the Swedes, seeing him, immediately washed off the island, leaving all his livelihoods and when Peter landed on the island, he found there still not extinguished fires with boilers and fresh lunch, which was enough for the whole army.

Brighten your erudition in the company of beautiful shades

This is:

Ph: What annoys you?
Z80: On a frozen morning in 1997, I, a 3rd grade student, went to the other end of our city for a push as one bargain promised me to bring a LICENCE cassette in a cellophane package, with perfect image quality and crystal sound, just the size of my two scholarships. And that, naturally, did not cheat. And yesterday, his wife cleaned up and threw out the tape and said to me that you would never see her anywhere. This is not true! (They are out. I have my daddy’s video magnetophone (slip) on the antresolks hidden! (It was very bad)
Cry, cry, it will be easier!

Man, run away from this woman, there is nothing holy to her!!! and :(

Neboslon: Tell me, O great prophet, how much will the dollar and euro cost in 2040 in Russian money?
ealand: 6 yuan dollar, 11 tenge euro

A conversation with a comrade who is a fan of all kinds of knives and sharpening knives.
In order to become a master in making all kinds of sushi/rolls, a Japanese must just stand for seven years and watch the master prepare these sushi/rolls. But then you go to a Japanese restaurant, he cookes them with you in about a minute without even turning his head and not stopping to talk sweetly with his friend.
Oh yes, it is cool. In Japan, there is a competition in rubbing, the rubbing, which is measured with a micrometer. The cost of the stone on which the sharpening occurs reaches up to 10 thousand. and backs. One master was given such a stone. He could not believe his happiness for a long time, fasted and meditated for three days. Then spent a few days on the sharpening and won the contest.
I. Here are the fans, everyone brings to perfection
T is Damn, not in that country Windows was developed.

I look at the X-ray of my teeth and I realize that this is the most successful photo I’ve taken in the last fifteen years.

I won’t go to India either.)
YYY: Do not
Yyy: there people go to the railroad in the morning
or in the river.
YYY: 800 million
Yyy: and all in the river or on the railway
yyy: a deadly damned country with a rich cultural past

Tim Thaler (21:06:59 10/10/2013)
In Europe, there is a suspicion.
Sokoji (21:08:46 10/10/2013)
Going out
Tim Thaler (21:08:57 10/10/2013)
Do not forget the memory washer.
Tim Thaler (21:09:02 10/10/2013)
It will be like last time.
Sokoji (21:09:08 10/10/2013)
What memory washer?
Tim Thaler (21:09:20 10/10/2013)
I say it will be the same as last time.

xxx: Blog service “Habrahabr” included in the register of banned sites
YYY: What is it?
zzz: there a guy in the comments wrote "kill his head against the wall"
zzz: type of call to suicide

Mumu: Today I am going on a date with my boyfriend. Go on a boat :)
Uncle Paul: You...this...be more careful with him...