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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №88174
 10.10.2013
Fuck, only my partner could, after receiving a salary card, start rubbing the envelope with a coin where it is written "Do not delete!" and rub the PIN code to the herams....on the salary day))))
And I thought...for whom were the "harmful advice"?))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88173
 10.10.2013
Comments on the article "11 years of game in Civilization II without reboot", on the Hebra.
Jimpanzer: Ah... nostalgia... I put on the race.
Nartis: She should have jumped while you wrote the comment)
Dark_MX: He also wrote “Nostalgia”, launched with the dialap emulation: wget ${URI} --limit-rate=1K

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №88172
 10.10.2013
Sber pleased: paid in the terminal. On the check was printed the advertisement: 'gather the words HAPPY and get the prize!' and the letter one. receipt of 2. So far I have collected the word 'AD' :))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88171
 10.10.2013
As the father of Uncle Fedor would say.
"If I had a GTA, I might not have married at all"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №88170
 10.10.2013
I go on the bus. I think: "Sometimes it seems like people are hearing my thoughts...
...No, it can’t be"

The neighbor is loud:
and exactly!

O_0

He was talking on the phone...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88169
 10.10.2013
LCHF is pleased
XHHH: Lecha tasted the snickers and now pleased
Lhasa is always happy, because after the army is always good :)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №88168
 10.10.2013
to this:
Take the first book, open 57 pages, find the third line above and read it. This is waiting for you this autumn.
Join me!

My day is done! The nearest book turned out to be "Pen in porous environments" by K.G. Kornev. 56 pages are, 58 is, a new chapter begins at 57, no numbers on it!!! Well, fine, I always have that... I read the 3rd line "so far no explanation for this phenomenon has been obtained"

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №88167
 10.10.2013
Here, on the scattered trams of the 1970s, advertisements for tours to Europe, Goa, jewelry salons and expensive household appliances are placed. It would be logical on Lexus, Gelenvagen, Porsche to stick to the entire board and the rear-glass advertising of cheap strawberries, vegetable oil and good clinics.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №88166
 10.10.2013
How do you know that he is upset?
You will never say it right away. Smoked eyes, a slightly curved smile, become very quiet, well, and a knife in your throat.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88165
 10.10.2013
Kial: How do you name the Gauss cannon, provided that there is no Gauss in %settingname% and there has never been any Gauss?
Nitroxyline is solenoid. The catchment?
Knigurai by Reylgan.
Kial: Reagan is a fundamentally different device.
Nitroxyline: Reylgan
= = = is = is = is = is = is
The Gauss Gun:
/////////////////////////////////////////////
Knigurai: It is clear.
Kial: Nitor, it is wine.
Nitroxyline : 3

[ + -5 - ] Comment quote №88164
 10.10.2013
A young man dropped when he saw a toilet paper in my apartment, I live alone. He’s 20 years old and I’m not the first. He thought that girls didn’t go to the toilet "by big".

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №88163
 10.10.2013
xxx: For 1.5 years of life in Israel, devoted to obtaining a medical license, the phone has become obnoxious to the Russian layout. He is constantly speaking English and Hebrew. Russian agrees reluctantly, with the snobbish snobism of the former emigrant.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88162
 10.10.2013
I'm playing Sid Meier's Civilization IV and see 3 events coming out in a row:
1st Spain declared war on France.
2nd Korea declared war on France.
Three Napoleon Bonaparte adopted Buddhism.
Right now under the table...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №88161
 10.10.2013
"Exclusive interview Sergey Lavrov TV channel RT" from September 9
Stones with a breakdown:
"Not even watched. There is no time :) I put a lie. Lavrov has the highest credit. The whole world envy me that I have such a Minister of Foreign Affairs"

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №88160
 10.10.2013
– – – –
The Russian Orthodox Church (sometimes added "Greek rite") has nothing to do with Orthodoxy. Orthodoxy is not a Christian religion, but rather an ancient Slavic pagan religion. The substitution was made with the aim of finally destroying the memory of her in the people.
– – – –
Aaaahahahahahahahah! Here he is, here he is the example of a real cough in the head!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №88159
 10.10.2013
I am an epic.
I got a call from the Peugeot car center today about the interview.
The situation is quite typical, the number is not familiar to me and I answered on the machine: "Houston cries".
At the other end I heard: “Good morning Sergei. we found your resume on the site and want to invite you to an interview"
That’s what I thought when I answered the call. ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №88158
 10.10.2013
From the hub, the discussion of the announcement of the world’s first smartphone with curved screen from SAMSUNG:

Nezd, 9 October 2013 at 16:54
And I have a question: What does a curved screen give us?
muhas, 9 October 2013 at 17:05
It is more comfortable to dig

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №88157
 10.10.2013
Mershed on the street - wet, dark and the crows are ripping... Autumn fucking...
Let’s get a beer, let’s get a box? Immediately everything will dry, light up and the crows will fly.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №88156
 10.10.2013

AndyUlysses: Friends of the warts, I have a question. The longer the beard, the more red it becomes. What does it have to do with? In some places, it starts to red.
255BlockEz: Exactly, I have the same, friends even joke, as if it’s rusting :D
So what’s the matter, right?
Analpunisher: This is a neglected giardit.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №88155
 10.10.2013
a link, another, a call, a message, known for a long time and already entered the subcorp O-OU, my old good friend. You gave me back when there were not a bunch of new-fashioned services and social networks, when the diesel looked completely different, and the webcams were bulky and they were decorated with the inscription CREATIVE, when the water pipeline was the backup of the 95th office, when the printers were matrix, and the interest of the night free, when they did not still forget the words fido and board, the mail was in envelopes, and the hacker - a bunch of magazines in the needle, when 128 megabytes was the limit of dreaming and 2 gigs was enough for everything, then the heroes were the third warcraft of the 2000s, writing drives - a great rarity, and going to a friend with a screw behind the threads - a normal thing. You provided me and then, humbly screwing the screw and coolers and distributing the first unlimited on 4 comps in the home network, yesterday evening you died, fell the victim of a leap of tension. I regret you, and I think that I will never find a second such friend again, rest in peace my old good Packard Bell intel 333MHz 64Mb SIMM 1024Mb HDD HP, S3 ProSavageDDR 4Mb.

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