The director came and gave two backs.
She said it was two happy dollars, she gave them to me so I always had money. Because if I have money, she will have money too.
It is a calculation, jpg. I work in the tender department.

Wife: yes, we just discuss it with him normally we can’t do this vacation yet))
Girlfriend: How is it? You don’t see me? 😉
He bought the GTA. We do not see...

I walk near the kindergarten. Mother comes with a small, three-year-old boy. Further dialogue
Why WOW? → Why is it?!!! to
Because you are still sick. You can’t kiss Masha today.

here here :
Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to

People have four? I had five... I knew!

My name is Figo. My mom told me a story about my grandmother this morning. Two grandmothers, one 75 years old, the other 78 years old, went to the field to steal corn. There was a combo on the field, the corn was high, so the combo did not notice the grandmothers. He cut off their two legs. So my grandmother went to my mother for surgery. Mom tells me that they behave as if nothing happened to them: the abbreviated versions of grandmothers bitterly discuss where to get their wheelchairs until they get a disability and laugh. Unlike the combo. Those who lost consciousness at the time of meeting with grandmothers are in resuscitation.

Monday is a tough day, but the first Monday (working) after the New Year holidays is simply the father of all Mondays. c) Allen Carr

The accountant puts a scale of 200% and says:
Give me a printer. I have letters on the whole screen, and the printer prints small...

The most cynical people are the smartest romantics.

I liked the Facebook explanation to ordinary Americans about the "Rise of the State Debt Ceiling".

- So, imagine that you came home, and in the area something is wrong with the sewage and your house on the ceiling filled with rubbish. And what will you do: raise the ceiling or fucking pump out?

In the bus, the wife says to her husband:
You’re a cowboy, you’re a baby boy, you won’t miss a shirt!
A woman nearby asks:
Are you insulting or advertising?

Who is the one who gives you great pleasure?

- And they inspire, apparently, those experienced ladies, in whom "there" everything is so scattered that the normal no longer delight, only huge, but better two at once.

From Picaboo:

Nekrofil wrote:
And not the option to give it a computer in free use, but with
limited access to the inuit, and on the compilation itself leave only the pascal,
Or something similar?

fartar wrote:
restrict the innet, multiples and put on a naked computer for 2 years
The Pascal child? It may be such a punishment in hell.

>Allen Carr, please write a book "Easy way to quit suffering from a hernia and go to bed"

He stopped living :(

October 2012
Why are the manufacturers of my favorite phones always dead?
Siemens, Moto, now here is Sonic
Buy an iPhone!
October 2013
iPhone is stupid! Not the Nokia.

The child tries to reason logically about why the parents are two :)

You say that I grew up in your stomach and was born?

- Yes

What about Daddy?

Comments to the article "The Canadian family abandoned all new technology from 1986":
XHH: I also abandoned the upgrades in 2007 when I became a miser.
YYY: Did not go business?
XXX: No, he jerked and took the fuck.

There are no burgers!! to
M: Noah
I'll never get married (
Do you have a cream?

They write that the third beard of Deputy Isaev was late for Aeroflot's flight, and two others made a debush on this occasion.(in the Twitter)

YYYY
But they have a very low age threshold for marriage for a woman, which is not in the West.

YYYY
This threshold is linked to sexual observation.

XXX is
of sexual observation)
How cute

That’s why I was friends with boys at school.
X: The girls didn’t understand my love for Frost Worms
Hu: to whom?
The X:
Xh: Well, I wasn’t friends with all the boys.