Thirteen (23:51) :
It is time to introduce a new subject in schools "literacy for social networks"

YYY (23:52) :
Rules of making graphic and slide smiles? Written labels in the Hollywoods?

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How to correctly comment on a photo in contact? "sweet" or "sweet"? What is the difference between "ahahaha" and "ahahaha"? All this and much more you will learn from our new elective course.

YYY (23:53) :
It is five 😉

Case in the store
We all know and are accustomed to being counted and weighed.
In the evening, I found out that sugar was gone at home. Good luck next to the house.
By the way, in addition to a kilogram of sugar, he bought two cans of beans and went to the box office. The girl broke, I paid, I go to shop in avoska. And I think about myself what was so expensive sugar or beans.
I paid about 240 rubles. I look at the check and what I see. There are three goods in the check. Two beans and a bottle of Isabella red wine. I am confused. I approached the cashier and asked, “Where is my wine?” We start to find out, call the head of the store. And it turns out that the sugar on which the sticks of the Doctors’ Socks are glued, beats like Isabella’s wine.
The hell knows what else you can bring home instead of sugar.

XXX: I would be aiming the man who invented the heater!!!! = = )
yyy: namely Franz Karpovich San Gallie
When did he invent it?
yyy: Between 1855 and 1857
XXX: Sadly, he died without purpose! = = (

xxx: Even under the Soviet authorities on the home called whether clients, or patients, some Moses Israelevich, I don't know who he was, whether he was a carpenter, or a dentist.The number was different by changing the numbers, for example, 25-36 and 36-25.They called a lot, early, late.I called the apartment of this hat-gynecologist and asked that they, giving the number, checked the correctness of the perception by the clients-patients.I unculturally answered that it does not concern them.All the next day I answered the calls, Moshe Yisraelevich died, yes, duskopostyzhno, yes, today in the morning, funeral.

xxx: How can I use an old video magnetophone?
yyy: My friend uses it as a timer for a self-driving machine. When the cassette ends - during this time the capacity is gained, and the heater is cut off.

I stand in a traffic jams near the house, I call home with the thought of distracting, so they say to me that they look at the traffic jams and see me / car from the camera in the district lock. Then they rejoiced and said, “Look! Children are playing in the traffic! I see through the home camera - the children pulled all the machines into the center of the room and recreated this chaos at home. I’m going away, cha :)

In the context of the leader’s speech on the total debility of the subordinates, he declares
I am not asking you the theorem of Hippocrates.

A letter from the chiefs said that those who did not go on vacation this year urgently wrote a statement and went on vacation so as not to violate the law. I immediately wrote a statement, but I was not approved. "to work for no one".

So why are there such puzzles in the world?
First they come in three to teach life, and then they write statements to the militia because of a broken nose. And if they had won, they would have convinced everyone around them that "applications only cockroaches write."

Why are the manufacturers of my favorite phones always dead?
Siemens, Moto, now here is Sonic
Buy an iPhone!

by JJ
The red hat from my daughter.

A wolf goes to his grandmother and sees the mushrooms growing in her yard. The Mukhomors.
He ate a couple of pieces and then his mosquito asked, "Wolf, why do you have so big eyes?"

How do you feel about the butter?

WOW: I do not like

If you put an almond in it, it will be like Raphael.

And if you throw the straw and buy a pizza, then there will be a pizza.

While in Russian the word "jopa" means a lot, one of its main meanings is "homeland".

One day in the dining room, the big boss (BB) in front of me in turn bought a juice and asked for a single-use glass. The cashier (k) gives him it. He looks at him in the light.

BB is so dirty!
K – How is it? He takes it in his hands, turns it around, oh, and really dirty! It is not wet.
BB: Do you still wash them?0 0 O

The cashier hanged in the stool.

From the discussion of the bill on registration in social networks on passports:

Reminds me of the joke:
The district court banned the sale of Microsoft shares on the New York Stock Exchange

Misha had a week without a mate.
Now he says "ay, it didn’t work out!", "unfortunate situation", "unfortunate situation", "what to do", "uncomfortable", "how not good", "you don’t feel ashamed" etc. It lasts for the second day, but it looks like it will soon collapse.
And now I realized that I have a sad situation in my life and that is, of course, trouble and uncomfortable, but temporarily.

I walk around the area in the evening, meeting two people. They stopped in front of me, stood up in a half-circle, looking at me in focus. I calmly walk around them and go on. There is a voice from behind: "I said, he will be flattered!"

Q: Did you go to Cunningham?
Al: Is it near Poppengangen and Rotterdam?

Zil[]t (12:36:59 11/10/2012)
I was tested for schizophrenia today.
Zil[]t (12:37:30 11/10/2012)
How do you understand the proverb?
Zil[]t (12:38:17 11/10/2012)
Well I say - the cognitive process of perceiving a complex linguistic structure based on cultural stereotypes and metaphorical constructions implies...
Zil[]t (12:38:27 11/10/2012)
Then there were sanitaries.

Scientists have proven that cloning dinosaurs is impossible
...invented shoes with heels in front"

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