The child grows. I think his first words will be "what naughty ricochet"

by Li:

If you place a large order in the printing, try to wait for the resume from this printing — do not disappear on vacation, do not turn off the phones and, do not give god, do not die (there have been cases).

...
Well, our company is dealing with the supply of concrete!
Why do you need a porn site?
XXX Why? So people can come in and see everything about our company!
Sorry, maybe you just need a website?

A good employee, чо... "Porno site" knows, "simply site" knows, "promo-site" does not know.

Cats are stressed when they are roasted. This conclusion was made by scientists from Brazil, Austria and (well, of course) the UK.
What about the cats in the subject?

by Zaebalski:
and Odessa.
and Bordeaux.
The evening.
She returns to Madame in an elevated mood and cries to her partner:
and Sarah! and all! I was in a private bank. Tomorrow we will dismiss half of the girls and set up self-service terminals!

Green: Have you heard that baseball beats are equated to guns?
Red: What is your bit for me, I always have a scarf with me in the trunk, like a reduced BSL...
Green: Red-red, hemp, killed with a mud*ka shovel )))
Red: And I didn’t beat, but I taught...
Red: Follow the PDD ))

This strange moment when you buy another computer and suddenly find that it is already the eighth in your room...

XHH: I was overwhelmed.
I corrected the stamp.
WOW: I joke about what was more credible before the correction.

A good Linuxist at home always has something to put Linux on.

Why, when a man knows nothing, he thinks he is a humanitarian?

I found something for my husband. Arrived in the compound. With a stone face:
Here are the writers, copywriters, copywriters. Separate packages in the bag.

to this
I saw the Gazelle Next advertisement on television. According to the advertisement, where this gazelle passes, there the asphalt becomes good. Could she drive around the city?

Then it should have a different name – Gazelle Putin.

to this:
I do not want to go to a doctor who will treat me not according to medical indications and modern science, but according to the vows written in sacred books a thousand years ago by some kind of wanderers!

“Doctor, I am terribly hurt here!”“!”

2000 before n. “Here, eat that root.”

1000 years. “There are roots – it is barbarism! Read this prayer.”

by 1850 “Prayer is a prejudice. Drink this grass.”

1940 is “That green is a complete charlatanism! swallow this pill.”

of 1985. Tablets are ineffective. Take this antibiotic.”

2000 year. “Antibiotics are chemistry. “Eat that root.”

Here is this:

Tell someone to these humanoids from what planet, who produce large bags for washing powder and pasta, that a person has 4 fingers, not three!! to

The T-S-S! The Earth does not burn! Three-legged with four-legged are negotiating!

Yulia
The boy with the girl in the grass CTRL + V. Everything went by in a moment...Enter. and enter. CTRL + End

Artem
I am I am I. The wrong poem. Ctrl+End simply turns the cursor to the end of the document. Then so is:

A boy and a girl in the grass were doing Ctrl + V.
So short in this world. and enter. End of. Alt + F4

If Gogol had written “Dead Souls” now, what would it be about?
Yyy: Chichikov would probably have collected passport details of newly deceased people in order to take quick loans on them!

Commentary on a program with a confused code:
The program carries the imprint of my individuality and shows how difficult women are arranged :D

Arsen: These transs and gays have already gotten me. After all, it’s actually all fun that they feel like women and have each other in the ass. They can do this at home like anything else - nobody will forbid it.
They all want publicity. I suggest walking around the city with posters "I am natural" and telling journalists "I felt this in myself from childhood! I was born so! Why do homosexuals not want to accept me as I am?

Preface: one of my friends is a terrible cabbage, if we are going to go somewhere, then we agree to go out at a certain time and go to meet each other (we live in neighboring houses), so I constantly approach her entrance and wait for 10-15 minutes. I look at the homeless cat walking, I took her on my arms, sat on the shop, watched. Here, a boy approaches me 5 years old, asks: "Can you chew a cat?" and I say: "The cat is not mine, she is homeless, if it doesn't bother you, then cry" (the child's dad stood 2 meters away and heard everything). Well, the boy chews the cat, something to tell about his childhood. Then my girlfriend goes out with a new big guy, looks at the picture of “I, a cat, a boy, some guy” and says, “This is a hint that I’ve been for a long time.”

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But you, Knee, are not a calf.
HHH: and not so bad :(