Sometimes, under the makeup of a clown hides the ordinary normal person, but more often, of course, the opposite.

The news:
In the Altai region, a resident of Barnaul, who stole the car VAZ-2106, was detained to come to the interrogation in the case of the theft of another car. Trolling for 5! A year of 5...

In order to throw big, you have to be very honest with a person in the little things for a very long time.

Israelis are developing an airport security device that addresses the problems of personal rights violations associated with scanning the entire body at airports.
It will be a stand you have to enter and that will not expose you to X-rays, but will blow up any explosive device if you have it on you. It will be unbeaten for everyone, no one should argue about racial discrimination. This will also eliminate the cost of a long and expensive legal process. Justice will be quick. The case closed! The instantaneous device using brushes and chemicals will clean the cabin, like public toilets.
You are at the airport and you hear a suppressed explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement by the loud-speaking system... “Attention waiting passengers – Now we have a free seat for flight number 12345...”

A dramatic film about DiCaprio.
No matter how hard he tried, he never won an Oscar.
And then to the actor who plays DiCaprio, give an Oscar.

The pressure in the last month has risen suddenly. The doctor speaks from the nerves. What about the nerves? I am completely calm. Sometimes you sit and read. Everything is normal. Suddenly I feel the heartbeat accelerating.
What do you read, news?

What is the minimum distance between photons?
YYY : Nothing. Photons are bosons, they can at least overlap with each other.
zzz: The photons do not have such “hate” for each other — they do not have the principle of Paulie’s prohibition, so there are no limitations in this regard. Well, unless you can pump so many photons into a very small area that a black hole is formed). But this is clearly beyond our capabilities.
XXX: How much do I need to pump?
You promise that you will not.

How, how...

Dontsovs, Marinines, Pelevinas, Aquinas and even with them are actors who play writers. Books for them write diggers for copies (from ten thousand rubles per novel)
How did Pelevin get on that list?

Substances are written for him.

The biggest insult in my life for me was when I was signed up for a toilet covers store on Instagram.

<xxx>Yes, I have something like tetris in the dishwasher in the kitchen...
<xxx> A few seconds before the game.

No money left for vacation?
The Canadian: No! Finally, I will not go on vacation because of poverty, but because of the closure of the airline and terrorist threats!

You are mocking! When should people know about your pregnancy? To get sick from cigarette smoke can be from a hammer. I told you about the manicure. Refusal from alcohol in the company can also be for various reasons. In transportation, your stomach is covered with clothes, it is sealed by other people, only your face is visible. What are the signs to guess??? By the magical glow and mysterious " I cannot"??? You either try to keep a secret, or speak words through your mouth. And do not be angry that you did not say, and they did not guess. Per people think you’re scattered and try not to say anything delicate. In the early stages and this sign will not be, and there will be a frequent rush to the toilet too. Unless there is severe toxicity. Why does anyone have to guess anything at all? People go to work, not to watch for colleagues. Public transport is not used to see other people’s stomachs. Why can’t you guess it? ? to

The apartment was killed by the alchemy, looked around the apartment, immediately realized that a major repair was needed and disinfection was complete. The price is approaching the double. But the price of the two is a great option for a young family. Going into the kitchen...

These blueelves... broke a hole in the concrete floor!! To fuck the fox in the basement!and "

Now it is finally clear that the perforators are constantly producing...

I have a point: I can’t eat, smoke and kiss until I brush my teeth in the morning. Romance from such hygiene: neither breakfast in bed, neither thankful sex, neither smoking manners after that.

I’m not from the Mamulec coalition (or even rather the Childfrey), but people, what’s wrong with you? Why a woman should explain and justify the request with her not to smoke and not to load her, like a camel. In general, the request not to smoke should be treated more culturally, regardless of whether a young woman expressed it, a middle-aged man or a grandmother in general! You are talking to someone in the spirit of "Hello, and I have an ulcer!"?

And the reluctance to tremble about such personal things in the collective of people with whom the acquaintance is purely business - more than explainable, the people are mostly unstable, and they will immediately start to be harassed with the conversation of the genre "susiki-masusiki" and the invaluable experience of children's senior employees.

Do you know how to swallow yourself?
Tag: on the head
A useful clarification, yes:
Noah, noah, noah is not enough
WOW: Oh, it was like I would start long winter evenings with a collar on my ass - so try to stop me.
My name is Basilica-Hose-Lower Belt.

to this:

Shaman: I am a healer!
Polik_Shaman: I have high blood pressure, as a result - can not drink coffee. But I love...
POLIK_SHAMAN: So I drink a cup of coffee in the morning and then, at night, I pour a cup of green tea into myself.
Polik_Shaman: The antidote is ready!
Chech: Well yes, the pseudonym is justified)))

Usually tea also contains caffeine, and in green it is even more than in coffee.

And why does the folder for 64-bit applications have 32 in the name and 64 for 32-bit? What is > logic?

There is no logic here.
System32 is the classic name of the main Windows system folder from the time of the first 32-bit systems.
The same folder that confused you with the presence of the number "64" in the title - SysWoW64 contains the libraries necessary for reverse compatibility of the 64-bit OS with 32-bit programs. The second part of the name of this folder is deciphered as "Windows on Windows", and the number 64 indicates the current operating system's discharge (for which the compatibility system is intended).

Educational ©

So that’s why I’m caught all week in the office asking for an ip coffee machine (which she didn’t have when she was born).

On the third day there is snow. Roads are not cleaned. I write to a friend:
I say hello. How is the mood? The traffic is stable? :)
She is Capec! Not the road, but the laundry board.)
I: not a board, but a vibromassager! and free...
It is free... at the price of the suspension)))