Echo of Moscow news:
Bla bla bla, the Olympic torch will go into orbit with astronauts from three countries, bla bla bla... the torch also visits the open space, but it will not be lit there for safety reasons.
and 5 points.

accidentally following the cat, it turned out that he, the dog, wears the same mouse to all the neighbors and in such a simple way leads a full way of life!
and----
Ordinary Russian Cat

I - this morning I hate myself - yesterday's evening: I couldn't, fool, go to bed early. I knew, cattle, that I had to get up early today.

Tag: the magazine
YYY: Is it being purchased?
XXX is hz. Probably yes. Elephants of Beauty
XXX The Elephants. bggg
Elephants of beauty, monkeys of mind. Crocodiles are good. The Turtles of Peace.

XXX: How do we go home with you?
YYY: What do you want?
[17:38:28] XXX: and how is it correctly written, "porch" or "porche"?
[17:38:52] YYY: right is written "trolleybus"

The case takes place in the Czech Republic.
Sega: By the way, and how does the Czech word "pi..ec" translate? To put the sign "=" between the original and the translation?
AgentXXX: Everyone in our office knows the original.

Zombiracer: Now my colleague’s cell phone ringed.
Zombiracer: The melody from the "Broiler-747" crashes over the waters of the Atlantic Ocean for 325 series.
Zombiracer: I say, say, because of such melodies
Zombiracer: asks to turn off mobile phones in planes.
Zombiracer: What she replied to me that she didn't change this melody
Zombiracer: Since her work in the aircraft fleet.

Do you know what "partnership" is?
This is when your grandmother cheats on you. And fuck her, fuck her.
and AGA. What if I don’t chew?
So you are mentally unhealthy and you need to be treated for co-dependence.

Kavic: Why were the accountants handcuffs issued before, and not something else?
Do you need to wear bracelets? ?

You have big breasts!
YYY: What is what?? to
Oh oh, not to you.

Kiryan: I feel like a fish in the bead

I bought a day ago at LEGO a keybar in the form of Darth Vader, I bring home, show my beloved, she turns him in her hands and asks:
Is his helmet removed?
No, there is the attachment to the key ring. Do you remember what Vader looks like without a mask?
Yes, I remember it, but suddenly there is something "other".
What can be "other"? This is Vader!
Is there a handless?
Thank you for Father!

He washed his head, leaned to the wall, fell asleep, woke up...in general, a piece of wallpaper with his head slipped off. I am a Master %

I want chocolate. Long and irresponsible.
YYY :?? to
XXX: She definitely doesn’t want me.
...
XXX was eaten. Who will ask her?

To this...

Sometimes I want a bowl. My wife is very good at cooking and I am very happy. But! There is a moment...that I can’t hold up!!! (There is always a couple of bags hidden at home) I go, cook it and eat it!
When I eat half of it, I don’t understand why I want it ?

I have the same trouble with the protrusion.

XXX: I saw a social advertisement today. The inscription, something like: "You won’t meet in the traffic <3, there you won’t see a smile. Take the public transportation."
I have only one question: What do they joke about?? to

xxx: and it’s by the way....birthday to you, high frequencies and wide channels))))
Okay, at the end of the letter, not at the beginning.

A friend told me. She lives in Gelendzhik (near the Black Sea) and works as a rescue worker on one of the beaches. They wear their emblem on swimsuits, and on top they wear a rescue vest.
One day, when a friend saw two teens who were upset, she decided to tell them what was possible, what was not possible, and what was dangerous to life. At the natural question, what is it she is spinning out, the girlfriend cut off:
This is what! He pulled his coat to show the emblem of the savior. After seeing their wiped eyes and feeling the cold on the skin, a friend recalled that she recently removed the top of the swimsuit and hung it to dry.

Programming is the most nervous job. No, I really have something to compare. I worked as an installor, sat on the telephone tech support, was a web designer, enikey, sewing, photographer, and secretary of the election commission. And only as a programmer do I want to burn a hollow workplace and kill all people.

xxx fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
XXX: I have no time!! to
xxx: ((((((((((((
YYY: has it failed?? to
xxx: Yes, there was a fly on the monitor, I painted her house in painting so that she looked out of the window, and when she wanted to shoot, she flew away a second before it.