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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №56003
 06.11.2011
Today my grandfather came to me.
YYY : Why?
XXX: I don’t know, he sat and looked at me.
Did he die ten years ago?
XXX is AHA. I am lying down, I think, what would that mean?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №56002
 06.11.2011
The xxx:
Where will they take me, if I can not work every day, only after lunch, I have no experience and actually know little and know?)
YYYY :
Free cash :D

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №56001
 06.11.2011
I call the laboratory and look forward to the results.

HIV test is negative.
– Foucault
Or not, wait...
Shock, cardiac arrest
Sorry, it is all right, negative.

If I worked on such a job, I would respond like that to everyone, every time.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №56000
 06.11.2011
Svetabarnaul
I have a loved one, and when we go in line, I get rid of his gaze, and my mourning from his touch, and as they say, love makes us bugs.
t0x0t
What is? The baggage? Although you are right in something.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55999
 06.11.2011
From the Handmade Forum:

111 Viazala here takes and completely accidentally came to mind the idea of building mines from the remains.
222 of them!! Such a beauty is called "coaters"!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №55998
 06.11.2011
Sorry I was late, I had some incredible problems.
YYY: Yeah.. "something"what are these?
XXX: Make it yourself

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №55997
 05.11.2011
shvarz@lj: After the effect of circumcision was confirmed, governments of different countries in Africa, as well as international organizations, began to actively promote this practice.
One of the important problems in this method of preventing infections is clearly explaining to people that they are not protected from HIV, but only slightly reduced the likelihood of catching it. When circumcising men are given this analogy: "Before you were like a gate without a goalkeeper, in which it was very easy to score a ball. Now we have put a goalkeeper in the gate, but, you know, even with a goalkeeper in the gate, no one is insured from a goal.

Vasja_iz_aa: If the goal is completely cut, the goal will not be scored

Zloradskij: Then the basketball players will be thrown into the basket. You don’t sweat it.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №55996
 05.11.2011
I: Mom, am I better than a dog? I remember Carlson.

Mother: What is it?

I am sad: Anyone...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №55995
 05.11.2011
XXX: I went to them. I am not like you now. I talk to the director, but as an old bearded programmer. You can't order web-db in the office, in which in the middle of the office there is a cell phone, and on the cell phone to lie, dumb, BUBEN!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55994
 05.11.2011
XX: Yes, in general, the daily rhythms have disappeared lately. I wake up at three in the morning, at six in the evening I am already cut off.
WOW: Daily - no more, this is when the months fail!
Thank God, I only have a monthly salary. A delay also means a delay.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №55993
 05.11.2011
Katie, who are you talking to?
Alone with myself.
And what they say?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №55992
 05.11.2011
sun (23:37:10 4/11/2011)
Will you love me fat?
moon (23:37:34 4/11/2011)
Do you want to be a sumoist?
sun (23:37:51 4/11/2011)
I want to eat a cake.
moon (23:37:56 4/11/2011)
and eat))

[ + 55 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55991
 05.11.2011
The new laptop a charge of the battery minus 1% o_0 I am afraid to approach it, suddenly it is able to divide by zero.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №55990
 05.11.2011
Coffee in bed is smooth. Because you suck hunting at night and your teeth are unclean.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №55989
 05.11.2011
XXX is fucking.
xxx: I clinged to her at 7 p.m., pulled her precious mushrooms for soup (from an inviolable stock!I ordered her pizza at her own expense, brought a hot movie in HD, which weighs 7 gigs, because of which I had to look for three hours at home for a crazy flash... made her a massage and even agreed to walk her taxi!
xxx: And she’s sitting and blowing because of what I called her favorite Arthur and Miniput’s ‘lochmatic ugly guys’!11 The Wall
XXX: They are disgusting, aren’t they?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №55988
 05.11.2011
[22:31:17] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): I have subscribers who are surprised)
[22:31:21] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): how do I know their name?
[22:31:32] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): I appear to be a sergey, hello.
[22:31:42] soulless cattle (10.36.17.73): and a man like that – how do you know that I am a sergeant? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №55987
 05.11.2011
An article about Zombies.

I have always wondered why these stupid dead, driven only by the feeling of hunger, do not eat each other, they are meat themselves, and stupid, why do they stand in crowds at the fence, starve and look through the roof on the living, when you can eat a less tasty, but not less nutritious other zombie or grab yourself, they are stupid!
This is corporate ethics.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №55986
 05.11.2011
A scream of soul, please add. For OOO "MigTrans")How long will this shit happen? I’ve been working with your office for more than a year, and here it’s popped up. Then the car crashes, the goods break in the middle of the road, then the humour for four hours to call a new and overload. All day under the tail. That fucking, the driver will not go there and then with him for an hour, a whole fucking hour on the phone you show the road, then he will be late for three hours, then he will not come at all. That fucking, at the MCAD will not turn there... Well, today you acted like the last fools! I have a weekend, fuck, a holiday, I need to take one order, a minimum from the street. P. Alekseev to Michurinsky, and go home to sleep! and all! You have all stunned! In advance ordered the car at 9-00 (manager Evgeny) SUKA got up at 6 AM!! After Friday... Arrived at 9-00 am! There are no cars.

ZY Manager Misha, if the car doesn’t arrive at the time, I’ll break your site.

With respect, LLC “Safety Standard” Nikitin E.V.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №55985
 05.11.2011
I remembered my father's conversation with his 3-year-old niece:
Is it ft?(Showing the picture in the book)
and drinking.
Does the fox do it?
He drinks.
Them?? to
We drink.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №55984
 05.11.2011
RiYa: Judging by blogs, how to run the country does not know only one blogger

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