A friend yesterday asked Noot to write a letter. How uncomfortable it is to constantly shift the look from the screen to the keyboard! Who would have invented such a computer, where one screen and it can be printed!"
What do you think to tell her?

Before you call a woman a rabbit, think if you have enough cabbage and if the carrots will fail.
Gene: Therefore, I call it chicks: if something is wrong, a pinch under the ass.

XXX: Do I look like a fucker?
XXX is the opposite.
XXX: Do I look like a fucker?

This shameful>
......
XXX: Fuck, yesterday I slipped and so crashed on the pop!
XXX: My head was shaken, still hurt and sick...
XXX: And you won’t tell anyone: I fell on a pop, I suspect a brain shock.
......

This is a shock! immediately to the doctor. It is better to go to his house and lie down.
with such a fall, the shock is elementary - the blow through the spine directly into the head goes away.

In the store today. We stand in the box. The neighbor does not work, we see it well. On the display it has a fat font: "The cash is blocked. Only Bondarchuk can remove the blockade. Apply to the Department of Cinematography."

In short, one cigarette company decided to return to the Russian market. They organized an action: they distributed like 9 blocks of cigarettes (= 90 packs ~ 5,000 rubles). There was to come to them, fill out a questionnaire, go through some test and something else.
Well, these business geniuses came to mind with the idea of gathering non-smoking people to give them cigarettes and then sell them. as a result: both have somewhere 30 blocks of cigarettes, in the stores they do not buy them, ask for a license, and both did not resist, and began to smoke.
YYY: This is what I present in the office of marketers:
“I don’t think our people are such fools and will start smoking so that a couple of packages will not disappear.
Yes, it sounds unrealistic, but you have to take risks."

One commercial university is burning.

Master’s Programme "Legal Business Accommodation".

Discipline: “Atypical obligations. Application in practice of unknown legislation structures

YYY: Could we go on soup with a local bakery?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
YYY: Go on! I don’t want to go there alone. A cup of soup – nothing personal.)
XXX is
YYY: Fucking
XXX is :*
YYY: go, let’s go for 15 minutes, don’t be a shit)))
XXX: found, fuck, how to persuade a girl to date
YYY: Well I am charming, yes
XXX: Fuck you, go

111: Wow... ugly stupid people... how they’re angry with me
222: Do not pay attention to miserable creatures! I’ll paint you with my pencil and it’ll go!
I don’t want to paint with pencil, I want genocide.
222: Draw yourself a genocide!

From Yandex News:
The Olympic torch will be delivered into space by a Russian, American and Japanese astronaut.
It looks like the beginning of an anecdote.

The child makes a report on the compass, I play mahjong on the tablet.
Now how to preserve?
Press the disk in the upper right corner.
What to press?
On the disc.
I don’t know what this is!

Here is this:
> and >
I thought, it would not be bad after a hot bath to drink a cold wheat beer, with fish, and watch the big bang theory, a new series.
And I had to think about it, as a woman came from work, who owed me beer, for the help of a computer, brought everything as I ordered. I'm going to the courage bomb, and there's a new series! I am happy as a dough)))

Meanwhile, the skin is shrinking and shrinking.

Thanks to you, friend. To understand the meaning of your comment I read in Wikipedia the content of the novel "Shagren’s Skin". Now I have a novel, I will definitely read it :o)

In the Moscow metro machine will issue a free ticket for 30 seats:
30 for a ticket.

Looking at some modern guys, it seems that they have sucked out for the iPhone...

As a matter of fact, on the bulk accounting of the teaching asked on what account the footballers in the clubs go, after explaining a little thought added:
- But sometime in one of the provincial cities they were counted as 11 "Animals on cultivation and feeding".

I am pleased to inform you that you have not been observed until yesterday.
And from yesterday?
All good and good luck!
Nausea

Synthesis: Girls at work told that some supermarkets sold toys from the series of microbes and viruses. I imagine myself:
Tell me, do you have a cough?
Unfortunately, the cough is over. And take this pale triponema, look what a cute girl!

xxx: when I was studying in school, a monter with the TEC-23 came to us for the lesson and said that he was looking for the pissy of Ermakov Andrey, his diary was found on the highest tube of this TEC, he wanted to look in the eyes of this fearless student personally.
Fuck, he will find me.
Zzzz: Oh, here you are the shit! Yes, you broke us all the TEC with your diary, you cleaned the pipe after you, people are still frozen!

I read here:
Coffee: So Facebook and Instagram can sell my photos?
Merlin Dietrich: Remember one thing forever, if you use a resource and do not pay for it, then you are not a customer, you are a commodity.

I thought of free medicine.

"VAT, goats, Cinderella...
Something is missing, Colonel Isaev thought, studying the encryption from the center.
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