How many horses do you have in your car?
WOW: 201, if with Masha, then 202

When I was in 6th grade, I had the first real exchange of information with a friend:
I told him what salpa was, and he explained to me what claustrophobia was.
c) John Lennon

After one of our teacher’s sentences, the whole stream woke up from laughter.
Then God drove Adam out of Eve and Eve out of Paradise.

in contact, many profiles with photos and inscription on them "superava.ru" "avazon.ru" and so on.

a guy pleased, he has under the avatar signed "photoshop.exe" )))

Real story, I sit in the bathroom in the afternoon (1st floor) in the apartment quiet, in the basement the pipes change, the sound of the Bulgarian is heard, then the slight blow of the cuvalda. The silence, then the voice from the basement, “Hey, I’ve killed a Negro, I’ve killed a Negro... I’m in shock.

PZDC: My father wants me to go to the army!
Has the cat’s tail burned again? :D
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It is worse! Leha had a snack yesterday... Well, we did everything as we needed to do... dacha, girls, the sea of expensive alcohol... here someone brought to smoke. Well, we blowed on the pearl and I got to sleep to roll home. Time to sleep! From Dacia! Oh well, they took me home, I went into the kitchen, I watched my dad with the newspaper sitting, I said to him, “Hello.” I sleep, have walked well!", I close the door and go into my room. I open the door, and there... Daddy and the newspaper are sitting! I am not in the sense, I close the door, I go to the living room, and there the fucking daddy with the newspaper is sitting... I think everything, the clinic... you need to roll. I went to the toilet, I opened the door and there my dad with the newspaper was sitting... He said to me, “You’ll open that door again.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And you are not worried that Microsoft Windows has the My Computer icon with a blue screen?

The swine flu outbreak...

TOLIK (00:54:37 31/10/2009)
I saw three men in medical ties today.

TOLIK (00:54:50 31/10/2009)
He shouted a loud voice from one of the men.

TOLIK (00:54:59 31/10/2009)
How do you smoke through this shit???? to

Tell me, am I the only one who has a screw and works without glues, brakes and blue screens? They got the nubes, which the most banal - the wing - can not use, and roll everything on the gates, not on their curved hands.

comments on the hub for the video, in which a nice girl explains how to install Linux

xxx: We are waiting for the Microsoft response, where Carmen Electric in a bikini and smashed with glitters will tell us how to use msconfig in XP :)

YYY: I think it’s about seven.

xxx: I think the seven advertising budget will allow you to hire Torvalds, in a bikini and brilliant.

It was recently. A friend came to my father. Going into the kitchen, there mom is going to feed our capricious cat - cutting meat. Meat is obviously not cheap. But the livestock is domestic, beloved, beaten by everyone:) A friend of Dad looks closely at the fed cat, crumbled on the window, on the meat... and complains:"Take me to you a cat, right? I don’t even need a bowl."

Conversation with a girl in Ashkenazi

I give you a rose! I try to shave.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! to
WOW: She died...

The ideal tautology: Bush has backs like a fancy fool"

From Putin’s speech on Ukraine’s gas debt: “And here from Kiev they are sending a greeting again, although they must transfer the money before November 7!”

I love this holiday) This year, VDVchniki caught rubbish and forced to pass the norms © vk

We sit with friends on Friday after a couple at the bar:
xxx: Do you not think that after three years of universe study we have somehow lost our intelligence?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

<Ola> the house in general is nothing, but the toilet is too close to the kitchen
<Ola> well you know, sounds different ;p
<mati> yes, I also don't like, you sit quietly on the toilet, and here someone chews under the ear

xxx: Tell me, why do gay people get pleasure when they get a variety of phallic objects in them?
Yyy: Well probably because there is prostate stimulation.
HH: And what then? You don’t get coffee, right?
zzz: and it's all because the prostate fucks are clever, the shit is not conducted!!! to

by Julia:
Good morning Roman!! to
Thank you very much, I got it if you need it.
If you have any questions, I’ll be happy to help ?
Julia Vlasova - Insurance Agent

The Roman:
Hi you Julia.
Since you said that you will advise me on any issue, I turn to you!
If you leave milk not in the refrigerator, it will acidify.
But if you don’t feed a cow for a long time, will she also have milk? It is also warm.

by Julia:
=)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
We answer you by the whole department, if you leave milk not in the refrigerator, it will acidify because of the open package, by the way, as far as I remember from my own.
If you do not feed the cow, then you can forget about the poor animal in principle, and about the dead how to say, either good or nothing.

And in your local newspapers also in the column "Anecdotes" the editorial printed quotes from BOR?and ?