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>> Causal and Effective Relationships and Build Your Behavior on Them, Not Shamanism
>> to work out.

Hey, it is easier. It is not necessary to offend shamanism, it, unlike politics, is based precisely on the miscalculation of causal relationships, probability trajectories, etc. For shamanism, you need not only to know a lot, but also to think a lot. It is not for you to dance and sing with the drum.

And an old joke:
Sits on a branch and picks it closer to the trunk. A geologist passes by and says:
If you don’t drink, you will fall.
Chukcha does not react to the observation, and the geologist goes on with his business. A few minutes pass and the threshing branch breaks. Chukcha stands up, rubs the worn place and says:
Shaman though!

I noticed my wife was getting better cooking.
In the beginning there was jealousy. I thought they would change. One day I came home early and saw my wife photographing food and poisoning it all on Instagram! This simple program saved a lot of families :)

Our news channels deliver locations)

I was talking about another business project on television. The dictator monotonously broadcasts: "... large investments were attracted, and the organizers themselves invested a lot of work...".

By chance, I turn my eyes to the screen, and there a man about forty years old, such a fun, rides on a child’s self-driving car in the office corridor.

X: There is ordinary and categorical no. It’s like sex in the anus – either unambiguously fu, or – I don’t know and let’s try. An illustrative example I think.
Oh God, you are the best. I will use your ultimate decision-making guide!

Spam headers do not stop delivering
“Our designers will incorporate your boldest fantasies into hats.”
How can I get rid of this picture in front of my eyes?

So, nobody persuaded me to take the application, not to spoil the statistics, etc. Everything was arranged as appropriate. The Conclusions? And no conclusions. They work normally.

PS forgot to write, my grandson is their boss.

Alex: I have such herpes jumped out.
Not on the lip, but on the cheek.
Next to the lip.
Tagged: nightmare
Welcome to Moscow is called
Did you buy Acyclovir?
I was there, I drink.
What a drink I drink!

This is:

I understand that we have a lack of chats on the internet. What, his mother, for fashion took in dialogues here to enter? No matter what the site was created for this, I will go here to raise the mood for myself, rather than re-read your discussions 10 times. Gathered here scientists crazy, in the universities, show your knowledge (no matter what topics) and not here.
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You have all been so amused...
Who brought these boring tricks here?! to

In France, an optimist, a pessimist and a bored man was executed. The optimist was first brought to the guillotine and asked his last wish. He answered:
Life was so beautiful and interesting! Please put me face up. It would be interesting to see the knife fall.
They put him face up, pulled the lever, and the knife scratched and stopped over the neck itself.
As usual, he was pardoned. Ask the pessimist about his last wish. He said:
Life was so ugly! And there’s that knife... And the bloodthirsty crowd... Close my eyes and shut my ears with cotton.
His wish was fulfilled, the lever was pulled, but the knife scratched again and stopped over his neck. He was also pardoned, according to custom. Zanuwa asks:
Your last wish?
- The last wish, the last wish... It would be better to fix the guillotine.

observed
— — —
When I get drunk, I’ll ask.
Men, that for a bad habit, turn on the telephone, squeeze a little, leave the house without turning it off?
I consistently observe my father, husband, brother, son...
I ask everyone "no fucking to do so?"no one can answer quite, suddenly here lucky
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My wife does that. I checked it many times, it’s not a man.

Let us call things by their names. You are not selling products. You sold to eat. You know perfectly who comes to you and in what cases.
– – – – –
Let us call. Before the anti-alcohol measures there was a 24-hour supermarket within walking distance from me. I’m not blue, I just sometimes came home late and bought bread, peelings, and sometimes even salads and sausages. I understand that I did not keep the store on the float. But I was comfortable. The trade in alcohol was regulated. Drunk people are less. Some moved to the underground shinkars, others began to load in boxes, etc. In the fools remained ordinary citizens, as the supermarket stopped working 24 hours a day.

X: I was at the wedding. her leg after her hurt - I couldn't get up, only now passed
Did you dance under the heart?
X: Fuck... Under Joe Cocker and Ganghamstil
The fucking shame.
A: at the wedding.
X: I did not want.
X: But competitions
W: You remember the episode of Soprano, where one mafia member explains to another that it is impossible to be a peder, but in prison it is forgiven. As well as wedding dances.

XX: Today, finally, I met people who brought warmth into this cruel world.
XX: Five men dragged batteries to the second floor of the clinic.

XXX: How much is done?
yyy: 18))
You can do anything today ?
This is the meaningful day when you can no longer kill people :(

Did you serve in the army?
and served.
He served in the intelligence?
In the intelligence.
Did he know how to throw knives?
Skilled
Why have a knife if there is a gun with an extinguisher?
After the battle, you will not cut the sausage with a gun.

A bunch of names

He wrote the function, according to FIO calculates gender and belonging to the jur / fis person. It is convenient to select when the list comes [FIFO / name of the organization] [phone]. Pumped reference books of names (26 000 approximately, among other things, analysis of the end of the surname, and so on. It is 96-98 percent.
I am proud.
I was proud, that is, until the list came from Primorye...

They are all Chinese :)
"To That U" - who is this boy/girlfriend? and :)
Honey is a person (there is a reference to his statement from which it can be understood), but my function has clearly determined that it is a legal person (probably an individual entrepreneur trading honey 6))

Such things are everywhere, of course, 2-4% of mistakes have always been. But in Primorye, I had a full... ~ 25% marriage

From Facebook:

The question of cultural contexts.
The command word when Russification of automatic assistants Google and Apple should not be “Okay”, but “Fuck”: “Fuck! by Google! Show me the dragon roll!”
Everything immediately comes to its place.

From Habr:
XX: Usually, the keyboard is quite heavy.
YYY: This is not a minus for everyone. A heavy keyboard, for example, is much less on the table, and it is much more convenient to hit the face.

Answer to: Where to go, for example, to the population of the village of Zhukop of the Penovsky district of the Tverska province after the closure of the woodplate...

1st Stop blaming and blaming others.
2nd If the logger was closed, the equipment and structures remained in place... We apply the old good way to get the initial capital – we throw metal and build materials, we drive it all at a similar price.
Three But here is the novelty - we don't account for the earning grandmothers!!! to
4 is From the remains of boards and etc. we build barracks, on the first babies we buy pigs, chickens or calves (who likes it).
5 is We grow all this vitality all summer, from dawn to dawn without laying hands... and not talking!!! (You can co-operate with a non-drinking neighbor.)
6 is In autumn, kill the grown herd, most of the meat to sell, the rest to feed yourself in the winter.
City people with great pleasure take good fresh meat at a similar price, you can negotiate with acquaintances in advance.
7 is In the winter, we don’t pay for money!! to
8 is In the spring we repeat p 4-6.

The recipe is working, I know at least 10 men (in different deaf villages) who have been feeding in this way for many years... They grow from 10 to 200 heads and do not blow in the mouth!

All good luck!

From a short quote:

Rising from the knees, Russia dropped the ruble.