A girl is stuck in half-life.

They asked to take a screenshot of the place where she stopped.

Do you think she pressed the prn scr?
Do you think she took a picture of the screen?

No, she painted this place with pens for 2 days >_<

In school, the teacher was in computer science, a good woman, cheerful, but only at age and without a husband. Someday she enters the classroom, everyone is already sitting behind the compass, and then she joyfully announces:
The kids! I was offered!
Everyone has round eyes.
I bet five!
In the next five minutes, everyone cried out! Yippidy yi yippity!! to
It was my only five in computer science in my whole life.

Samsung Battery: Made in China / Finished in Korea

Bad thoughts do not live in the heads of good people. Immunal rejection of the ethical system.
by Yuri Tatarkin

It was a story about the intelligent cat Fantastic.
I sit in the apartment, knock on the door, whistle, then a cat scream, although we don’t have cats, the door closes. Then the wife rushes to the kitchen, cuts the sausages and flies the bullet on the staircase cage, looking like a murky cat from the neighboring house is wrapping our sausage.
reconstruction of events. Not stupid, to see, the cat came up with a way to eat at any time. The guard is at home, and there are home phones everywhere, until one of the old men enters the entrance. Shrinking in trace. Further, everything is simple, while the elderly in the darkness try to get into his apartment, he puts his ass under the closing door of the apartment, wildly rattles and jumps on the staircase cage and waits on the stairs. Pity old men, "pressed the cat," after a few minutes pull him out to eat.
And it works inexorably.

How are new roads being built in Russia?

Where a pedestrian passes, a bicycle passes.
Where a bicycle passes, a motorcycle passes.
Where a motorcycle passes, there a motorcycle passes.
- where the SUV passed, there is soon a traffic jamming from ordinary cars
Only remains :

- to allocate from the budget a couple of billions of dollars "for the construction of roads" to spread them between a couple of next "pasechniks", then sign papers on the commissioning of the road in operation
Road signs: “uneven road” and “30”
Hide under every bush of craving.

The road is ready for operation!

Last night he hurt his hand heavily. They were told to come to the bandages every day, eat antibiotics, and so on. We wrote a certificate on the basis of which the universe, of course, quickly went to our home. for a day of lying at home reviewed all of the "Star Wars" and here one beautiful morning as a zombie I go to the bandage, two uncles of the police officer, the dialogue:
(m): Young man, please present your documents
These are not the drones you are looking for.
(M and W): It is fine.
They turn, they leave.
The curtain.

Why do Ibolit posters hang in many children's clinics?He was a veterinarian!! to

To find out the price of the year, ask the person who completed the spacecraft in the game Civilization in 2021.

To find out the price of a month, ask a person playing wow.

To find out the value of a day, ask a man who seized the castle in HOMM on the seventh day.

To find out the price of an hour, ask a person whose character in Fallout 2 died of radiation while being an hour's walk to the city with the store that had a radway.

To find out the value of a minute, ask a person who has gone away for a minute, and during that time he has been taken out in the game dune 2.

To find out the value of a second, ask the person who is second on the list of records in the game Crimsonland.

To find out the value of a millisecond, ask a man who carried a strange flag and was killed in front of his flag in the game Quake 3.

The wife burned: in the car on the back seat lies a cake, the aunt sits. The following dialogue between them:
Q: Are you on the village cake?
T is yes.
C is delicious?
Two seconds of silence and wild laughter in the car)))

I woke up today from the clock ticking, for a minute I woke out where my clock ticked, went to look in the dark.
The Cat Drinking Water

It’s hard to argue with a dentist.

X: Do you know that Sanya recently bought a car?
Y: Yes and what?
X: So, he has already broken it! In short, the bullet is this: he goes to work in the morning, on the street to sweat. Well, he ran out of foolishness, and here some grandmother rushes on the bus and runs across the road. Sanya, although on the brakes, but clings to the grandmother, then flies into the square - and he remembers the bumper and the lighthouse is broken.
What is "Breaking" here? So, I reminded a little.
X: That is Sanya! GIBDD arrives, well type - "let us conduct an experiment, how much you jumped there and what braking path"
Mint sits with him in the car, says "Dave on the gas, we went!"Sanya and melt, already 70km\h :) Mint oret "Tormosi!"
And Sanya brakes him... he brings him into the tree right next to the court building!! to
and loooool! Was he imprisoned?
X: I was in shock when I heard it! All the GIBDshniki, they say, stood there in the shower: the grandmother was almost destroyed, the mint was almost destroyed, the court building was almost destroyed.

Announcement at the entrance:
"Dear fellow residents! On December 7th, the internet will be turned off. For a separate fee, we can turn off the internet and in the nearby entrance, so that you are not so offended.

From Contact:

What do you think about F4 is a very necessary clivish? = = )
yyy: No=))But Alt+F4 – closes the active window=))))so there is a benefit from it=)))
xxx: Oh yeah :=)) I mean you’ll have to go into the vacuum cleaner :"(

And then I realized clearly that he had condoms and today I shaved my legs. In fact, nothing interferes with us...

Okay, I’ll go feed the dog, or it’s still alive.

XXX: The Fuck
yyy: by the politeness)
xxx: the girl

I cooked my mother’s cookies. She ate everything and said, “Thank you, son, I didn’t let my mom lose weight.

Alcohol kills the brain. Proof of this: I was called at 3 p.m. to clarify the terms of Ferm's theorem and the amount of the prize for it.