The xxx:
Listen, help me write, I lack fantasy.

The xxx:
And then this Pizdohuebblade mandorry in a flower, my whole brain has been fucking through my left heel.

YYYY :
Imagination is not enough ?

Fillinok: Society of the flat Earth. Pavblik in VK, guys come in, these people really believe that the earth is flat. Fanatics are like that. Here are their arguments:

The Earth is a flat disk of 40,000 kilometers in diameter, with the center in the North Pole area.

The sun and moon are rotating over the surface of the earth. The same happens with the stars.

The force of gravity arises due to the fact that the Earth moves upwards with an acceleration of 9.8 m/s.

The South Pole does not exist. What we think of as Antarctica is the ice wall that surrounds the world.

All photos of Earth from space are fake.

The distance between objects in the southern hemisphere is much larger. The fact that flights between them happen faster than should be according to the flat Earth map is explained by the fact that airline pilots are also involved in the conspiracy.

In general, read the whole of their publicity... you roast... and then you want to cry.

Why not invent the alarm?

Bedroom or bedroom, choose from.

In women, it’s on an instinctive level: is someone else always better? Well, why when it is empty, then no one needs a naphyk, and as you decide specifically, it is right that the bats begin to roll.

Natasha, can we go?
Q: First of all, you are finally upset??? Second, where and when?

I think, only I am so lucky that the quotes are repeated very often.

>>>>>
Here is a good reason for the child not to go out, but to take a book in his hands.
It is a pity that this is not an option.
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If I did not know that my aunt had moved his entire library to his parents during the repair, I would have advised this to my son, since he went to first class this year and I try to get him trained with a look at the old learning system, because I consider the "new" a complete nonsense. He reads all my free time, however, and he needs to rest.
The series, by the way, is called "The Wonderful Century"... It was wrong.

On the occasion, a real story:
I take my son from school, he’s in tears. He says that the only one received today is "minus" (assessment is not given to them). I ask for what? He shows the task we did together with him. Everything is right. I approach the teacher. Her explanation is:
"You understand, I accidentally made a mistake when I read this topic to them and they did all the homework as I said, and Sasha was good - did everything right.
A minus for what?
How do I explain this to my children?

This is so.

From Habr:
There is almost no asphalt there either. Therefore, local residents at the mayoral elections always choose one who, first, lives at all not where the previous, and secondly, such that they live as far away from the local municipality as possible. Because the first (and usually the only) thing a new mayor does is to lay the asphalt from his house to the town hall. The road network is gradually growing.

C Response to Mail
Why I Run Slowly in My Dreams I Can't Speak and Even Shoot
WOW: It matters to you. In your dream, you can run slowly, but you can...
I can’t even get out of bed in my dreams.

What is the unshared love?
What do we do for ourselves,
A day sitting in the window,
Are we all looking for muses?

Why "all thoughts only about him"?
and the breathing over the portrait,
And in the night of anachoreth,
Sleeping or tired during the day?

Love breaks the soul into pieces.
Whilst clean and irresponsible,
Then it is completely unnoticed:
Everything is destroyed: borsches, utyug, socks.

and a drunken husband,
Salary, children and pots.
pulling out, pulling out,
And all pile, pile each other.

It is better not to understand,
Who we have not,
All the reefs go around and melt,
And to live. Not to deceive yourself.

"Where are the feelings of flight and beauty?"
The Romantic asks,
In response to him, of course.
Answer: Take the cat.

Someday we will live in our dreams.

Two classmates on the bus:
"Imagine a teacher in the classroom
He said "Who is
The noise is bad! and thoughtful,
Sincerely and unconditionally, when
I have heard that teachers are like this.
What did you say?"
We have an officer at the military department who speaks at each checkpoint.
Whoever is going to write, is a pederast!
motivation cancelled )

The Habr. Launch of the ship on the ISS:
javax: Launch the Union, and the image atlas :(
Marks: Replaced the image, now “Union”
Infi: now “Proton” :)

xxx: I forgot to warn you to ignore my messages sent after 22:00
YYY: Are you turning into a butterfly?

Q: How did the training day go?
ууу: in the break played the game "guess the series on the music screen"
WOW: Now everyone knows I don’t have a private life (

How sometimes you want to instead of the answer button "No, thank you" on the question about the next Houthi there was a button "No, go fuck!and "

Correspondence with the Director
XHH: Today I saw zzz lapping on a Marxist woman in the transition. He so scared me.
Is he in the hospital? O_O
XXX: Agha
The smell! This is failure.
XXX: Just a fateful meeting
PS: Did he play well?
XXX: I even gave him a little.

The dog is the cat’s food. Cats are stealing my sausage from my table. I think, should I close this vicious circle, or should I break it?

Habr, discuss MySQL certification with a huge discount (50 backs):

“But you probably won’t take the exam without listening to a $1075 course. I am right?
is not right. You can not pass the exam and listen to the appropriate course.

“Modesty adorns” – stubbornness humiliates.